Funny Sayings for Sex  

Sweetpickles69 47F
4147 posts
6/6/2006 8:21 am

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Funny Sayings for Sex

With the post about funny names for your "junk", I got to thinking of funny sayings for sex! Like a couple of favorites of mine are:

Scroggin'
Givin' the dog a bone
Hot, beef, injection
Screwin'
Mattress Mambo
Squankin'
Ridin' the Bologna pony
Porkin'
Boinkin'
Bumping Uglies

Also a couple for Masterbating:

Rollin' Skin
Meeting Rosy Palm & her 5 sisters
Spanking the monkey
Choking the chicken

Please, if you think of more, I'd love to hear them!!!



Peace,
Pickles


rm_bikerjim1961 55M
356 posts
6/6/2006 11:51 am

How about the Horizontal Bop line from an old Clapton tune I think but could be wrong.


campnhappy 46M

6/6/2006 12:02 pm

From Grandpa on Grumpier Old Men:

Looks like Chuck's slipping her the old salami!
Looks like Chuck's taking the skin boat to tuna town!
Looks like Chuck's going put the hot dog in the bun!
Looks like Chuck's going for a ride on the wild baloney pony!
Looks like Chuck's taking the ol' log to the beaver!
Looks like he's gonna enter the holy of holies! Coitus Uninterruptus!
Looks like Chuck's gonna bury his boner!


rm_1on1sexkz900 54M

6/6/2006 2:30 pm

The tube snake boogie


Sweetpickles69 47F

6/6/2006 2:42 pm

    Quoting rm_bikerjim1961:
    How about the Horizontal Bop line from an old Clapton tune I think but could be wrong.
It's from a Bob Seger tune, but thanks for the reminder. Good One!

Peace,
Pickles


Sweetpickles69 47F

6/6/2006 2:44 pm

    Quoting campnhappy:
    From Grandpa on Grumpier Old Men:

    Looks like Chuck's slipping her the old salami!
    Looks like Chuck's taking the skin boat to tuna town!
    Looks like Chuck's going put the hot dog in the bun!
    Looks like Chuck's going for a ride on the wild baloney pony!
    Looks like Chuck's taking the ol' log to the beaver!
    Looks like he's gonna enter the holy of holies! Coitus Uninterruptus!
    Looks like Chuck's gonna bury his boner!
Thanks Camp! I was trying to remember those!!

Peace,
Pickles


Sweetpickles69 47F

6/6/2006 2:47 pm

Yea! That a good one too! How about a "Pearl Necklace"? That's actually a titty fuck!

Peace,
Pickles


cuteNEway 41F

6/6/2006 5:24 pm

I heard this one on 103.5 KTU (NY) morning show a few years ago...they had this "thing" for the month one time where people would send different sayings for sex and they would choose "the saying of the day" for every day of that month. Every day they would go down the list of sayings as the month progressed. Somewhere 'round day 17 the saying of the day was Puttin some stanky on Mr. Hangdown it caused a fuckin SCANDAL with station management and they were prohibited from ever saying it again BUT they still said it every day for the last half of the month! So finally management gave in and let them say it but only til the end of that theme...

It sounds gross but its funny!

tee hee


cuteNEway 41F

6/6/2006 5:26 pm

I heard this one on 103.5 KTU (NY) morning show a few years ago...they had this "thing" for the month one time where people would send different sayings for sex and they would choose "the saying of the day" for every day of that month. Every day they would go down the list of sayings as the month progressed. Somewhere 'round day 17 the saying of the day was Puttin some stanky on Mr. Hangdown it caused a fuckin SCANDAL with station management and they were prohibited from ever saying it again BUT they still said it every day for the last half of the month! So finally management gave in and let them say it but only til the end of that theme...

It sounds gross but its funny!


tee hee


digdug41 49M

6/7/2006 5:59 am

Horizontal mambo, playing tarzan c'mere jane and swing from my vine thats all I could come up with off the top of my head

roaming the cyber streets of blogland


Sweetpickles69 47F

6/8/2006 10:10 am

Floggin' the Dolphin
Gettin' some stink on the Pickle

Peace,
Pickles


rugburns1969 47M

6/10/2006 12:12 am

here"s one you might have not heard "hob the knob"!


Shameless_Biotch 48F

6/10/2006 10:26 am

a funny thing me and my girlfriend say is,
"getting your pee pee wet"
OK, here's some more..
launching the salami rocket...
watching the submarine races...
bustin a nut.....
"giving a massage"...another inside joke!
spawning....

also, some corrections, guys....
it's tube STEAK boogie and SLOB on your knob!
you come up with great blog questions, sweet pickle lady!!you make me think and laugh!!
blog on!

Shameless


Sweetpickles69 47F

6/11/2006 10:04 pm

Buffin' the wood!
Hiding the Torpedo!
Pitchin' a Tent

Peace,
Pickles


Sweetpickles69 47F

6/12/2006 3:52 pm

Oh, Oh 2 more!

Ridin' the Laprocket
Doin' the Nasty

Peace,
Pickles


Sweetpickles69 47F

6/12/2006 3:53 pm

For gay men:

Packin' Fudge

Peace,
Pickles


Sweetpickles69 47F

6/23/2006 2:16 pm

More:

Stickin' Guts
Pounding Pud
Breeding
Gettin' a Workout
Rubbin' the Nubbin'

Peace,
Pickles


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