Ethel The Speed Demon!  

Sweetpickles69 47F
4147 posts
7/24/2006 4:13 pm

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7/24/2006 8:17 pm

Ethel The Speed Demon!

Ethel was a bit of a demon in her electric wheelchair, and loved to charge around the nursing home, taking corners on one wheel and getting up to maximum speed on the long corridors. Because the poor woman was
one sandwich short of a picnic, the other residents tolerated her and some of them actually joined in.
One day Ethel was speeding up one corridor when a door opened and Kooky Clarence stepped out with his arm outstretched.
"STOP!" he shouted in a firm voice. "Have you got a license for that thing?"
Ethel fished around in her handbag and pulled out a Kit Kat wrapper and held it up to him.
"OK" he said, and away Ethel sped down the hall. As she took the corner near the TV lounge on one wheel, weird Harold popped out in front of her and shouted "STOP! Have you got proof of insurance?"
Ethel dug into her handbag, pulled out a drink coaster and held it up to him.
Harold nodded and said "On your way, Ma'am."
As Ethel neared the final corridor, Crazy Craig stepped out in front
of her, Butt-Naked, and holding his Cock in his hand.
"Oh, good grief," yelled Ethel, "Not that Damn Breathalyzer Test
again!!!"

(NOW I DON'T CARE WHO YOU ARE, THAT'S FUNNY!) (Thanks Again, Dave!)



Peace,
Pickles


sweetSinn2690
2943 posts
7/24/2006 4:43 pm

LOL...that IS FUNNY!


Oh WHATEVER BITCHES!


marywannado 43F

7/24/2006 7:36 pm

That was some funny shit...


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