Bag Lady  

Sweetpickles69 47F
4147 posts
7/25/2006 10:56 pm

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7/27/2006 5:59 pm

Bag Lady

A little old lady is walking down the street, dragging two plastic garbage bags with her, one in each hand. There's a hole in one of the bags, and every once in a while a $20 bill is flying out of it onto the pavement.

Noticing this, a policeman stops her...."Ma'am, there are $20 bills falling out of that bag... "Damn!" says the little old lady....."I'd better go back and see if I can still find some. Thanks for the warning!" "Well, now, not so fast," says the cop. "How did you get all that money?" Did you steal it?"

"Oh, no", says the little old lady. "You see, my back yard backs up to the parking lot of the football stadium. Each time there's a game, a lot of fans come and pee in the bushes, right into my flower beds!" "So, I go and stand behind the bushes with a big hedge clipper, and each time someone sticks his little thingie through the bushes, I say: $20 or off it comes!"

"Hey, not a bad idea!" laughs the cop. "OK, good luck! By the way, what's in the other bag?"

"Well", says the little old lady, "not all of them pay up"....


marywannado 43F

7/26/2006 12:45 am

Funny stuff...

countryheart_71 45F
8082 posts
7/26/2006 4:53 am

OMG! That is just hilarious! I can actually picture a little feisty old lady doing that. Thanks for the morning laugh!


strongelk2006 53M

7/26/2006 6:51 am

Your great,,,,you know how to make others laugh, and thats a special gift to have. I'm lucky,,I have spend time with you, and seen your gift first hand.

lov ya, Horny Girl



rm_DarknStar 54F
2823 posts
7/26/2006 10:40 am

......and ewewew, the vision of what it looks like inside that bag!...

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