5 Kinds of Sex!  

Sweetpickles69 47F
4147 posts
8/1/2006 12:12 pm

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8/2/2006 7:25 am

5 Kinds of Sex!

Recent research shows that there are 5 kinds of sex:

The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex. This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone and you both have sex until you are blue in the
face.

The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for a short time and you are so horny you will have
sex anywhere, even in the kitchen.

The 3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for a long time. Your sex has gotten routine and you
usually have sex only in your bedroom.

The 4th kind of sex is called: Hallway Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the hallway
you both say "screw you".

The 5th kind of sex is called: Courtroom Sex. This is when you cannot stand your wife any more. She takes you to court and screws you in front of everyone.

Ooooops. Don't forget Social Security Sex. You get a little each month..
But not enough to live on!



Peace,
Pickles


ZZ_Todd 59M

8/1/2006 2:41 pm

And then of course, there's "asexual." Really! Well... it's like this:

Accountant - can't count
Amoral - no morals
Asexual - no sex!

Elementary, my Dear Pickles!


tadpudgy 56M

8/2/2006 4:10 am

Hmmmmmmmmmm, brings up a pearl my dad once shared......Son, screw marriage....find you a woman you can't stand once every 7 years, buy her a house and a car, and give her half of everything else that you own, screw the middle man!


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