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Words women use
Words women use
This is for all men. This is a warning for future arguments you can avoid by simply remembering the following terminology:
FINE: This is a word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
5 MINUTES: If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. 5 minutes is only 5 minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
NOTHING: This is calm before the storm. This means "something" and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with "nothing" usually end in "fine".
GO AHEAD: This is a dare, not permission. Donít do it!!!
LOUD SIGHT: This is not actually a word but a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sight means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time arguing with you over "nothing".
THATíS OKAY: This is the most dangerous statement that a woman can make to a man. "Thatís okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your stupidity.
THANKS: A woman is thanking you. Do not question it or faint. Just say youíre welcome.
WHATEVER: Itís a womanís way of saying F*ck you!
10/24/2005 4:12 pm
You are my GOD... ess. Goddess.
"Nothing's wrong, I'm FINE! *loud sigh* Go ahead, watch the stupid game, it's okay. Yes, I'll bring you some chips in 5 minutes. Thanks for listening! *other loud sigh* Whatever!"
P.S In my scenario, 5 minutes means WHEN HELL FREEZES OVER!
Ciao, and I blogged, so go read it! Stephanie xoxox
10/25/2005 8:21 am
Meh! that was funny!!! LMAO!!!
I will go check out your blog! Keep happy!
10/28/2005 7:06 pm
mmmm yup I've experienced most of these. How about this one... when she asks if you'd like to go dancing or to a movie or what ever, she's not really asking. It really means get off your lazy butt and take me out somewhere or something like that.|
11/8/2005 2:01 pm
1. We don't always want sex. We respect the break when you have your periods right?|
2. I'm not fat, I still can see my penis! See!
3. Of course it looks nice, what's that under red bra? yeah goes well with black.
4. We always love you. now I need to concentrate to come...
5. We're talking, see? We're talking now.
6. I was not staring at her and no she's not hotter than you. Else we would be with her already right?
7. Of course, you'd never see Dr. Phil on AdultFriendFinder would you?
8. You're not fat. Besides sex is a good workout.
9. Yes I love your curves. No you're not fat. Wanna have sex? It's a good workout.
10. No I am not watching porn, I am just getting inspiration for our next sex move. It's educational.