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Sweetgenie_girl 41F
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11/25/2005 9:51 am

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Hello fellow bloggers,

I know it’s been a while since you’ve “read” from me but being near the end of semester, my days are now made up of hours and hours of researching and studying at the library and endless sleepless nights. That does for a very dull life and nothing to blog about.

However, I did manage to take some time off to have lunch with a friend I hadn’t seen in a while. We try to meet occasionally and catch up with each other. During our conversation, we started talking about bad dates and bad lovers. And I remembered one very peculiar date. Actually it started nicely but I should have known that there was a reason why a very good-looking man, with his own business, who was polite, thoughtful, and well-spoken, was single. During our date, I was complaining that my throat was hurting and that I was probably coming down with something. He was nice enough to order me a nice cup of lemon tea and offered to drive me home, since it was chilly outside. When he dropped me in front of my house, he leaned to kiss me. I have to admit that I didn’t object much. But kissing is a deal breaker for me and was I disappointed when he kissed me like a 12 year-old boy discovering kissing for the first time. Oh and he did that other thing that really bugs me. I have nothing against a guy who expresses himself, I’m even more attracted to talkative guys rather than the strong silent type. But, there is a time for everything, and when we’re fooling around, it’s not the time to quiz me. “Hmm girl, do you like when I kiss you like this?”, “You like it when I kiss your tits like this?”, “you like to have your nipples pinched, huh?”, “Can you feel my cock getting hard?”, “You wanna hold my cock?”, “look at it, look at it, look at it, LOOK AT IT”, “yeah, you like the cock huh?”

OMG!!!! Shut up, already!!!!

Things were so not going according to plans. Every time he kissed me, he opened his mouth so wide, that I thought he would swallow my entire head. Then whenever, he played with my breasts, he would squeeze and twist my nipples so hard that I thought he would tear them off my breasts. When I told him to take it easy, he just replied “I know you like it”!!!

Ok so even then I wasn’t giving up, I was horny and determined to show him how it’s done. When I decided to take the lead in kissing, he pulled back and said “I would rather that you don’t use your tongue, whatever you’re coming down with, I don’t want to catch it”. Ok, so yeah, it did shock me a little but as a recovered germaphobic, I tried to be understanding. But then, the loser had to say something that totally killed the mood. He said to me “But if you insist on using your tongue, then get down there and blow me, girl”. ?!?!?!?!?!!!?!

I realized something at that moment. That my jaw makes this particular hollow sound when it hits the ground. Well, you can imagine how quickly I readjusted my clothes and reached for the door. He asked me where I was going and I told him that I was going to bed, which sounded way more exciting then staying here with him. He said to me “Well, you got me hard, so I don’t care what you use, but you gotta make me cum”. At this point, I didn’t even bother to reply. I got out of the car, headed to my house, took a nice cold shower and then went to bed…happy for once to be there all alone!

smileguyqc 53M

11/25/2005 10:31 am

He needs to have an MRI done.... just to make sure he really has a brain . Once we're sure he has one then I recommend some pills to supress that ugly ego thing he has growing on his shoulders. Hmmm... but in an extreme case like this I think surgical intervention is almost certainly required, we can upgrade him to a monkey brain I think.

Cheers, makes for a funny story though, right?

LeopardLatte 62F
84 posts
11/25/2005 2:10 pm

You were good to simply get out of his car, without telling him what you were thinking. I'm not sure I would have been able to do so. But chances are he would not have listened (or heard) anyhting you had to say...

Tell me, did this moron get the message, or did he call you again?

homme_514 37M

11/25/2005 2:36 pm

This guy had no respect for you. You did the right thing although giving him the middle finger when getting out of the car would have been a ggod thing too. I believe he did not understand what happened and sure still does not know.

Anyway, thanks for the story and good luck with the end of your semester.

alex_200mm 57M
4960 posts
11/25/2005 6:06 pm


I think you got hold of one of the people that DCEbony writes about all the time. Talk about clueless, I mean, were his knuckles dragging along the ground when he walked? Where did that "polite, thoughtful, and well-spoken," guy go? Was he hiding in the back seat while this one took over?

Oh well... just keep on looking... good luck,


Sweetgenie_girl 41F

11/25/2005 8:35 pm

Smileguy - you are so totally right! At this point surgery is probably the best and only solution! LOL!

LeopardLatte - Believe it or not, this jerk had the nerve to call me back the next day and said that he a nice time and would like to see me again so that "I" could finish what "I" started!!!! It's at this point that I realized it wouldnt have been worth it to waste my time telling where to go and how to get there!

Alex - The hope is still there! One day I will find my guy!

rm_txscorpion 42M
206 posts
11/28/2005 9:27 pm

Genie, you pretty much know what I could say about this. We talked about these types of men already. And yet another one pops out of the bushes in your story. You need a big hug (***squeeeeze***).

Your man is out there, but I am convinced that he has left Canada many eons ago and ventured into the States. Hell, it sounds like a penguin would be a better choice than the ones you've been finding lately. You're much too beautiful to keep having to waste time with these retards. Take care. The search must continue...


~The Scorpion King~

Sweetgenie_girl 41F

11/29/2005 5:26 pm

Homme - LOL!!! although giving him the finger would have made me feel better, I think this guy was so clueless that he would have seen this as me coming on to him!!! Thanks for the good wishes (keeping my fingers crossed on a good end of semester)

Txscorpion - you know there are job in accounting here in Montreal Thanks for the hug (*squeezing you back...oh so tightly*)

RabbiJokesDrunk 42M

11/30/2005 1:21 pm

No wonder I could never get a second date with anyone! So let me get this straight...I should stop telling women on a first date to "Look at it...LOOK AT IT!!!". Nor should I pinch her nipples until they pop like bubble wrap... I had no idea! But if I paid for the meal and the movie... that should entitle me to some sex, right? Ha ha...I'm kidding. It sounds to me like you ran into one of 1,000,000 guys like that out there. My gender apoligizes... I blame inbreading. Please dont give up your search... there are still some good ones left (act now while suplies last).

Sweetgenie_girl 41F

11/30/2005 8:05 pm

6poon9 - Appologies accepted! It's all water under the bridge cus I have been lucky enough to meet a few men who made me all forget about this...hum...boy. Besides let's look at it this way, it did give me a funny topic!

rm_Kissmystuff 61F
1435 posts
12/2/2005 11:26 pm

I'm not going to just come...look and leave. I will take the time to leave a comment.

You have a lot of patience Sweetgenie. More so than many women would have had.

your post reminds me of a man I met..years ago. A friend of mine introduced us. He must have been part cocker spaniel or something..because after we were introduced..he greeted me by licking my face. Yuk. Call me rude if you want to..but I felt that didn't even warrant a hello..pleased to meet you. I just stepped back...wiped my face...rolled my eyes...turned and walked away.


Sweetgenie_girl 41F

12/3/2005 3:29 pm

Kissmystuff - Urg! this...er... "dog" was nasty!!!...you did well but just walking away, some behaviours are not even worth commenting on.

1586 posts
12/4/2005 1:12 pm

Sweetgenie -

Lord thundering Jesus. I am sorry to laugh, but dayum. LOL

You're a true lady. I'd have been tempted to tell him to stick his hard-on up his ass if he needed immediate relief.

I suspect that he was excited by his own juvenile words more than anything else. His dialogue sounded like it came straight out of a bad porno.

At least you learned a valuable lesson. In situations like this, it's always better to use BOB (your "battery operated boyfriend") instead of wasting your time on the likes of the loser.

chibrenflamme 38M

12/8/2005 2:40 pm

hi sweet.
well, you're not the first girl who describe to me that kind of shitty behaviour from a man. it's crazy, like a plague. some men don't realize that even if the woman in front of them is a nympho craving for it, well she has to be turned on, hello?!!
by the way, i like you're lessons on women meanings on words.
ok see ya

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