Everything Has A Gender  

Sweetgenie_girl 41F
326 posts
9/15/2005 11:28 am

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Everything Has A Gender

School’s back!!! And here I thought I would still have a couple of weeks before my workload became heavy…NOT! The last few days have been filled with completing assignments; writing up proposals and trying to finish organizing the networking event I foolishly volunteered to co-ordinate. So I have no life therefore, nothing to report.

However, a friend of mine sent me this joke I thought was cute and funny, so I’d thought I’d shared…enjoy!

Everything Has A Gender

You may not know this but many non-living things have a gender.

1) Ziploc Bags are Male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
2) Copiers are Female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again. It's an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can wreak havoc if the wrong buttons are pushed.
3) A Tire is Male, because it goes bald and it's often over-inflated.
4) A Hot Air Balloon is Male, because, to get it to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under it, and of course, there's the hot air part.
5) Sponges are Female, because they're soft, squeezable and retain water.
6) A Web Page is Female, because it's always getting hit on.
7) A Subway is Male, because it uses the same old lines to pick people up.
An Hourglass is Female, because over time, the weight shifts to the bottom.
9) A Hammer is Male, because it hasn't changed much over the last 5,000 years, but it's handy to have around.
10) A Remote Control is Female. Ha! You thought it'd be male, didn't you? But consider this - it gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying!

digdug41 49M

9/15/2005 12:04 pm

lmao good stuff jenie

roaming the cyber streets of blogland

69baby75 44F

9/15/2005 12:15 pm

oh that just made my day and it is all true.

PassionateBeat 44M

9/15/2005 8:24 pm

LOL SweetGenie_Girl,
Nice one...

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