Dear old Johnny  

Sweetgenie_girl 40F
326 posts
5/11/2006 4:52 pm

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8/26/2006 9:53 am

Dear old Johnny

Ever wondered what happened to little Johnny? Well, little Johnny grew up and became big Johnny. One night Big Johnny gets home late and his wife, Mary, says: “Where in the hell have you been?”

Big Johnny replies: “I was out getting a tattoo”
”A tattoo?” she frowned. “What kind of tattoo did you get?”
”I got a hundred dollar bill on my privates”, he said proudly.
”What the hell were you thinking?” She said, shaking her head in disdain. “Why on earth would an accountant get a hundred dollar bill tattooed on his privates?”
”Well, one, I like to watch my money grow. Two, once in a while I like to play with my money. Three, I like how money feels in my hand. And, lastly, instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right here at home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want”

Big Johnny is recovering in room 232 at John Hopkins Hospital

smileguyqc 53M

5/12/2006 6:58 am

lol... well a guys gotta try doesn't he? I love Little (whoops big) Johnny's spirit

Sweetgenie_girl 40F

5/13/2006 4:28 pm

Mzhunyhole : glad you liked it...thanks for stopping by.

Smileguyqc: Yeah I love Johnny too...too bad Mary's not liking his humour...

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