Women Are Like...  

SweetLoadInKC 46M
1971 posts
8/14/2006 4:26 am

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8/16/2006 3:42 am

Women Are Like...

Women are like blue jeans,
They look good for a while but eventually they fade and have to be replaced.

Women are like computers,
they take too long to warm up and a better model always comes along once you've already got one.

Women are like country western songs,
They're annoying, they all sound alike, but if you really listen to them you'll get depressed and drink a lot.

Women are like fax machines,
Useful for one very specific purpose but otherwise just high-maintenance paperweights.

Women are like horses,
Fun to pet and ride but a pain to feed and clean up after.

Women are like parking meters,
If you don't feed them with enough money you face serious consequences.

Women are like parking places,
The good ones are already taken

Women are like political campaign contributors, If you let them talk about themselves long enough you wind up in bed with them.

Women are like refrigerators,
They're always cold and never seem to have a beer when you need one.

Women are like Saran Wrap,
Useful but clingy.

Women are like the stock market,
They're irrational and can bankrupt you if you're not careful.

Women are like turnpikes,
You pay to get on them, and you pay to get off them.

cautious4102 58F
76 posts
8/14/2006 1:57 pm

Generalizations? You are better than that That would be like saying all men are like parking spaces: The good ones are taken and the rest are handicapped! Would you agree?

JuicyBBW1001 54F

8/14/2006 5:38 pm

Hmmm I see you have not read How to Influence Women and Get More Head uh>???


SweetLoadInKC 46M

8/15/2006 4:20 am

Oh come on! It's a joke!!!!

cautious - I left out the handicapped comment - I kinda thought it would be insensitive....

JuicyBBW1001 54F

8/15/2006 5:35 pm

Uh huh sure it was a joke


hotandcutecountr 63M/63F

8/15/2006 10:17 pm

we can all make fun of someone,whats your story

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