Hu's on First - Updated  

SweetLoadInKC 46M
1971 posts
7/26/2006 4:31 am

Last Read:
7/26/2006 3:14 pm

Hu's on First - Updated

The Players:

Hu Jintao the new chief of the Communist Party in China;
Kofi Annan is Secretary-General of the United Nations;
Condolessa Rice is the American Secretary of State; and,
George W. Bush is President of the United States.

The Scene:
We take you now to the White House grounds. George Bush is meeting with Condolessa Rice.

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?

Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.

George: Great. Lay it on me.

Condi: Hu is the new leader of China. That's what I'm telling you.

George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?

Condi: Yes.

George: I mean the fellow's name.

Condi: Hu.

George: The guy in China.

Condi: Hu.

George: The new leader of China.

Condi: Hu.

George: The Chinaman!

Condi: Hu is leading China.

George: Now whaddya' asking me for?

Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.

George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?

Condi: That's the man's name.

George: That's who's name?

Condi: Yes.

George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?
Condi: Yes, sir.

George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.

Condi: That's correct.

George: Then who is in China?

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: Yassir is in China?

Condi: No, sir.

George: Then who is?

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: Yassir?

Condi: No, sir.

George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.

Condi: Kofi?

George: No, thanks.

Condi: You want Kofi?

George: No.

Condi: You don't want Kofi.

George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.

Condi: Kofi?

George: Milk! Will you please make the call?

Condi: And call who?

George: Who is the guy at the U.N?

Condi: Hu is the guy in China.

George: Will you stay out of China?!

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.

Condi: Kofi.

George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.

(Condi picks up the phone.)

Condi: Rice, here.

George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East?


countryheart_71 45F
8082 posts
7/26/2006 10:53 am

The 3 stooges reincarnated but with 2. And imagine the president being this dense...lol.

~Country~


SweetLoadInKC 46M

7/26/2006 3:14 pm

    Quoting countryheart_71:
    The 3 stooges reincarnated but with 2. And imagine the president being this dense...lol.
whatcha mean "imagine"?

If he were any denser, he'd be pure Iridium!


Become a member to create a blog