Differences  

SweetLoadInKC 45M
1971 posts
9/6/2006 4:41 am

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9/7/2006 4:18 am

Differences


Q: What's the difference between a genealogist and a gynecologist?
A: A genealogist looks up the family tree, and a gynecologist looks up the family bush.

Q: What do Disney World & Viagra have in common?
A: They both make you wait an hour for a five minute ride.

Q: What's the difference between a pick pocket and a peeping Tom?
A: A pick pocket snatches watches.

Q: How can you spot the blind guy at the nudist colony?
A: It's not hard.

Q: Why don't Baptists make love standing up?
A: Because it might lead to dancing.

Q: What is the difference between a woman and a computer?
A: A woman will not take a 3.5 inch floppy.

Q: What's the difference between a Catholic wife and a Jewish wife?
A: A Catholic wife has real orgasms and fake jewelry.

canyaz 48F
17087 posts
9/6/2006 7:19 am

Although very funny, the last one is incorrect. Of course I could be the exception.

There is a difference between a good BJ and a bad BJ.
canyaz


SweetLoadInKC 45M

9/6/2006 10:31 am

Meaning you have fake orgasms?


canyaz 48F
17087 posts
9/6/2006 6:13 pm

Not bloody likely!

There is a difference between a good BJ and a bad BJ.
canyaz


big_brown_eyes4 50F  
154 posts
9/7/2006 2:42 am

OK, I love them - totally politically incorrect! (My favorite kind of joke...)


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