Because It Was Funny ...  

SweetDarlinAngel 39F
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7/7/2006 12:06 pm

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7/13/2006 12:13 pm

Because It Was Funny ...


I love these little questionaire thingies ... the answers and responses always make me giggle. So when I saw this one on SaintLianna's blog along with actual permission to steal it ... you know I had to do it!

So enjoy the questions and answer them if you want ... I thought they were a hoot!

1. Can I light a q-tip and stick it in your ear?

2. If you were really desperate, would you use a corn cob for a dildo? Butter or margarine? Corn holders?

3. Can we get together and make bathtub crank?

4. Would you take care of me if I had projectile vomiting AND explosive diarrhea cha cha cha? No buckets allowed.

5. Whats your philosophy on sphincter vs taint sensitivity?

HERE COMES THE FUN ... ... ...woo hoo

6. Would you let me breast feed you? Chocolate or vanilla?

7. Do you know what a T-bone is? If you do can I eat one when we are done?

8. Why cant I sleep like a normal person?

9. Would you wail on my ass like a pissed off principal if I begged for it?

10. Will you post this on your blog so I can ignore it completely?

I hope that these made you laugh out loud at least once ... I know I did.

Well, I'll be back to my regularly scheduled blogging soon!
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SDA

~Angel


bedroomice2003 43M

7/7/2006 5:20 pm

I saw Saint's post the other day - very very silly girl. To answer those burning questions:

1. Can I light a q-tip and stick it in your ear?

The only thing I want you to put in my ear is your tongue, dear.

2. If you were really desperate, would you use a corn cob for a dildo? Butter or margarine? Corn holders?

On myself? Certainly not! Although there was this one time with a banana peel...

3. Can we get together and make bathtub crank?

Not until we've stained the rest of the house.

4. Would you take care of me if I had projectile vomiting AND explosive diarrhea cha cha cha? No buckets allowed.

I'd hold your hair with one hand and have box of wet wipes with the other at the ready.

5. Whats your philosophy on sphincter vs taint sensitivity?

My position would most likely be very much in favor of both, actually.

6. Would you let me breast feed you? Chocolate or vanilla?

That poses a very interesting question coming from a pregnant woman. But if you started squirting chocolate milk, I would probably think I had died and gone to heaven.

7. Do you know what a T-bone is? If you do can I eat one when we are done?

Honey, you should be able to eat anything you want. And you'll probably have worked up quite an appetite by the time I'm done with you.

8. Why cant I sleep like a normal person?

Because you're a mommy. And because sleeping on your tummy at this point is way out of the question.

9. Would you wail on my ass like a pissed off principal if I begged for it?

Have you been naughty, dear? Do you need to be punished?

10. Will you post this on your blog so I can ignore it completely?

Maybe...


SweetDarlinAngel replies on 7/13/2006 12:14 pm:
really? a banana peel? hmmm .. tell me more .. *giggles*

rm_Rico0825 54M
483 posts
7/8/2006 5:24 am

1. Can I light a q-tip and stick it in your ear? I always wondered what those damn things were for.

2. If you were really desperate, would you use a corn cob for a dildo? Butter or margarine? Corn holders? I thnk food and sex go hand in hand. or should I say ass. But I only use my impliments of pleasure on the women. And I Can't Believe It's Not Butter

3. Can we get together and make bathtub crank? I would have to plead the fifth on that.

4. Would you take care of me if I had projectile vomiting AND explosive diarrhea cha cha cha? No buckets allowed. Wow, that question really hits home considering that has been my reality for the last eight hours. And of course I would.

5.Whats your philosophy on sphincter vs taint sensitivity? I am all for the Sphincter. Relax it, the jab it.
HERE COMES THE FUN ... ... ...woo hoo

6. Would you let me breast feed you? Chocolate or vanilla? Damn straight. Maybe if I fed you a whole container of Hershey's Syrup it would come out chocolate!!!? It's worth a try
7. Do you know what a T-bone is? If you do can I eat one when we are done? if it's not a good piece of charred flesh I haven't a clue.

8. Why cant I sleep like a normal person? Who ever said motherhood starts after the child is born. He's is just getting you ready for those late night feedings. He's saying, "Momma, this will be our schedule. get used to it!"

9. Would you wail on my ass like a pissed off principal if I begged for it? As long as I can kiss it all better afterwards.

10. Will you post this on your blog so I can ignore it completely? What would be the fun in that?

I hope that these made you laugh out loud at least once ... I know I did. Ummm, maybe a giggle. Not due to the questions. More to do with this food poisoning or virus I am enjoying so damn much
Well, I'll be back to my regularly scheduled blogging soon!

SDA
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SweetDarlinAngel replies on 7/13/2006 12:17 pm:
between the food and the ass nad the relaxation of the sphincter ... I'd have to begin to think you are a bit of an "ass man" ... but I suppose that would come in handy when you are kissing me all better after that principalian beating!

warmandsexy52 64M
13164 posts
7/9/2006 1:30 am

Oh you baaaad girl!

1. Can I light a q-tip and stick it in your ear? Hmmmm! Sounds suitably pervy. Which end?

2. If you were really desperate, would you use a corn cob for a dildo? Butter or margarine? Corn holders? Only for research purposes at my College of Perversion.

3. Can we get together and make bathtub crank? Why not? Seems like a creative way to spend an evening.

4. Would you take care of me if I had projectile vomiting AND explosive diarrhea cha cha cha? No buckets allowed. Didn't you know I always bring a supply of heavy duty black polythene bags on a date.

5. Whats your philosophy on sphincter vs taint sensitivity? No time for philosophising - bend over baby! Here's Johnny!

HERE COMES THE FUN ... ... ...woo hoo

6. Would you let me breast feed you? Chocolate or vanilla? Mmmmmmmmmm! Your firm nipple in my mouth, sucking. If you can provide chocolate juice honey, I'll do my best to make vanilla!

7. Do you know what a T-bone is? If you do can I eat one when we are done? I thought a T-bone was a steak, but then again you just know how naive and misunderstood I am!

8. Why cant I sleep like a normal person? Awwwwww! Hugs, sweetie!

9. Would you wail on my ass like a pissed off principal if I begged for it? You betcha!

10. Will you post this on your blog so I can ignore it completely? That is sooo bad! Saint is leading you into bad habits, but aren't they sooo nice.



warm xx


SweetDarlinAngel replies on 7/13/2006 12:19 pm:
~clears throat~ as a professor at the College of Perversion, I must say that research has shown a significant increase in intrest among young people to insert odd objects into intimate orafices to derive sexual pleasure. Now, Sir Warm ... would care to join me for an experiment? *giggles*
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