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EVERYTHING YOU WILL EVER NEED TO KNOW ABOUT SWEDES!


Sweden is a country waaaaay up in the north. During the winters, we all live in igloos, hunt polar bears, drink Absolut Vodka and have wild sex every day... If we didn't we would of course freeze to death. Thereby SEX is necessary for our survival, not only to multiply, but to stay warm!

Sometimes when we get bored, we pack ourselves and our families into our Viking longboats and sail around plundering our neighboring countries, such as Norway, Denmark, and Finland.

During the summer, Sweden turns into a land of debauchery, sin and lust. People wear as little clothes as possible, to celebrate the sun.

The water is extremely clean, and if the city has a beach or a river running trough it, you can see beautiful girls skinny dipping all over the place. After the cooling dip, they all stroll nude to the nearest cafee for a "fika" (a Swedish word for coffee-break.)

Nude people can in fact be seen everywhere: in schools and offices, in stores and malls, in coffee shops and walking the streets.

People having sex in parks, on the beaches or on benches around the cities is a very common sight.

Swedish men are all of course muscular, masculine Viking Gods, and ALL Swedish women are tall, blond, blue eyed, world wide known as the best and most beautiful women anywhere!

Since Sweden is a welfare country, we don't have to work, unless we feel like it. Mean, money grabbing people have been outlawed.

We are so very well known around the world, simply because we DO know what we are doing, due to all our diligent practice.


FACTS and these ARE true:

Something not so well known about Swedes, but you still should know:

They are some of the most mulish, not to be moved, stubborn people in the world!

They very seldom tell you exactly what they are thinking, and are non confrontational to a fault.

They DO have a temper, surprise! Sure it will take some time before it surfaces, but once it does, RUN and RUN FAST!!!

Of course everybody DOES know that Swedish women are not only some of the most liberated, but also the most independent and have achieved almost total equality (48% ratio in the parliament). In other words, they won't put up with any CRAP, and neither will I!




SOME OF MY FUN POSTS, CHECK EM' OUT!

  • 30 Questions for all the cool people, or just us delusional ones
  • A box of condoms and.........
  • The Worst Town Names In The World.!
  • She-Who-Must-Be-Obeyed has spoken!
  • The only kind of qulinary art the "real" man has mastered!
  • When God Created........
  • "In vino veritas"
  • Cindy and Nocchio once upon a time......
  • 50th Post and 50 Quotes about the nasty, ummmmmm,sex that is.....

    Let me know if you left a comment, so I can respond.....



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    Shamelessly pimping my love's blog right here! nonkatt

    He also made me these awesome Blings of my parrots Casper and Coopie:


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    We now have a blog together..... So come one, come all, check us out as Angel_Jam !!!!! Hop to it, dammit!!!!!




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    MY Personal Ken Dolls ..... Mar 20, 2008 9:26 pm
    Mood: Kenlicious, 4763 Views




    I added some of you my male blog friends, as my personal Ken dolls, on Busty's Blog.....

    It's all in fun, but if you don't like my use of your image or handle just let me know, and well..... Bite Me, as usual!

    If someone has been left out and thought they should be added, let me know, and, well..... I'll Think about it!

    Kisses, kisses, kisses you know that I love ALL of you, Ken or no Ken! {=}

    Here's MY Ken list, in no particular order (except for nonkatt who's ALWAYS #1 on MY list):

    Soul-Mate Ken -

    SexyBrit Ken -

    Fantasy Ken -

    Haw Ken -

    2Rev Ken -

    Wildman Ken -

    BeamingAllOver Ken -

    FitnessTrainer Ken -

    YummyButt Ken -

    PuertoRicanSuperman Ken -

    HeHasFeet Ken -
    firstflight694us

    Rally Ken -

    TallOutdoorsman Ken -

    ThaynCheckOutThoseAbs Ken -



    BabyLonghaired Ken -

    CheckThoseLipsOut Ken -

    ScatCat Ken -

    SweetSwede Ken -
    jocke749

    FullOfIt Ken -
    myideasweretaken

    MissingInAction Ken


    I was just having fun, so truly if anyone feels offended, even if not, feel free to take any pot-shots at me that you want to. It's ALL just for laughs, remember that, and I can take as well as I give, uhhhhhh, well you know what I mean!


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    It has spread..... Mar 17, 2008 3:26 pm
    Mood: Spreadilicious, 4460 Views


    What's up with the blogs? Are you seeing my blog as spread out all over the screen?

    When I surf around some Blogs are really wide, and some are as they should.... I know that it can depend on your browser. I use Mozilla, but I tried with Explorer, Opera and Netscape.... It doesn't matter which one I use, it's all the same! Except for colors that is. The reason I use Mozilla is because it's the only browser that shows my html correctly. For instance black will show up as blue with Outlook, and some other ones don't show the frames correctly, etc. I don't know why, but that's how it is.



    Anyhow, are you having problems with "spreading" blogs, and do you know what to do about it?

    HELP!



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    I wanna know the "dirt"..... Mar 11, 2008 6:03 pm
    Mood: Fictionilicious..., 4350 Views


    And now for something completely different:




    I was reading the latest Writer's Digest (Jam picked it up for me, cause there was an interview with Laurell K. Hamilton, the Queen of Urban Sci/Fi, as I'm sure you all know! ) Anyhow, there was also an article on Popular Fiction, what I like to call Trash Lit. which is, FYI something I not so secretly, enjoy the heck out of. I salivate when my favorite authors have a new book out, and there's a lot of them. No literary snob to be found here, I read it all (almost).....

    In the article they divided Popular Fiction into 5
    different genres, with assorted subs. The 5 main ones were: Mystery/Crime, Horror, Romance, Science Fiction/Fantasy, and Thriller/Suspense.

    The point of my post, there is one, just hang in there will ya'! I wanna know YOUR Fave authors in each category, starting with Mystery/Crime, ONLY, in this post. Then later I will write 4 posts, in as usual my own sweet time, for the other categories.

    YES, I wanna know what "Trash" you read! We all know that we are all sooooooooo very intelligent and literate. All of us have of course read ALL the "Major" works, but now..... Fess up peeps, I want the "DIRT"!

    MYSTERY/CRIME


    The Subs are (according to Writers Digest at least. We might have our own ideas, but lets follow their lead here.):

    Thriller...


    Courtroom Drama...


    Police Procedurals... Which has it's own subs, and they are:


    Medical...
    Woman In Jeopardy (I think a guy can be in jeopardy too, but whatever)...
    Espionage...
    Technothriller...
    Amateur Detective...
    Heists And Capers...
    Historical...
    Young Adult...
    Classic Whodunit...
    Dark Thriller...
    Comic (Bumbling Detectives)...
    Cozy...
    Hard-Boiled...
    Psychological Suspence...

    Come on, get on it..... Tell me!

    Now remember, I didn't categorize them, Writer's Digest did, so don't "bag" on me if you don't agree, OK.

    Of course I shall tell too, but not yet. You first..... Why? Cause it's MY Blog and MY post, that's why!

    The REAL reason for my post, is that I thought it would be a nice way for us to share some "new" literature with each other. I'm always running out of new authors, it's a never ending "quest". How about you?



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    Much better! Mar 11, 2008 5:31 pm
    Mood: Notsickilicious, 4186 Views




    I'm finally getting over this flu/cold crap! Thanks for all your get well wishes..... I really think they helped..... Well, at least I was in a hurry to get back to you all, so.....


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    Can you believe it..... Mar 6, 2008 3:05 pm
    Mood: Stillsickilicious, 4178 Views



    I'm still sick! It's going on two weeks.....

    Just a heads up here to all my awesome friends, as to why I'm so quiet.....

    Shall comment my Butt of when I'm better again, I promise. It will take me FOR EVER, but I'll do it.....

    Love ya' all, and I will ALWAYS return. I might be silent for a while, but return I will..... I'm kinda the loyal type, and once you're my friend, it's forever! Stuck with me you are, all of you.



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    FUCK! Feb 29, 2008 1:18 pm
    Mood: Sickielicious, 3767 Views



    I HAVE THE FLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU, and it won't go away!





    I NEED SOME LUUUUUUUUUUV! Purely platonical of course.....(I know that it's supposed to be written "Platonic" according to grammar, but I LIKE "Platonical" better, so there)



    Well, yeah I KNOW it's not a big deal and that it could be worse..... but I'm a BIG baby when I'm sick..... OK!


    So, tell me..... How would YOU make ME feel better? Tell me, tell me, tell me NOW! NO funny ideas..... I want luuuuuuuuv, not sex!




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    What TheWildBlackRose did... Feb 22, 2008 3:10 pm
    Mood: Jamlicious, 3677 Views

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    TheWildBlackRose

    ... wrote this TOTALLY AWESOMELY GREAT and CUTE post, having fun with mine and Jam's couple "handle" (Angel_Jam).

    [post 1279959]


    (BTW..... Am I the only one that thinks that "handle" instead of "profile name", sounds odd???)


    It's really, really, really cute, and if you haven't visited her Blog yet, YOU SHOULD!


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    Go check it out,it's worth it, I promise, maybe, perhaps, well YOU be the judge!



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    Not a Valentine Feb 14, 2008 3:55 pm
    Mood: Lovelicious, 1485 Views




    Instead this is:


    Have a Bona Lupercalia Festival!


    Today I will instead give you permission to Feast your Heart out on whatever it is you Heart desire!

    Oh, Hell..... Happy St. Valentine's Feast to you at the same time! I mean since you are going to feast anyhow.....



    Kiss, kiss..... {=}{=}


    For those who are interested here's a small explanation of what Lupercalia is:

    Lupercalia was a very ancient, possibly pre-Roman pastoral festival, observed on February 13 through February 15 to avert evil spirits and purify the city, releasing health and fertility. The Lupercalia was believed in antiquity to have some connection with the Ancient Greek festival of the Arcadian Lycaea (from Ancient Greek: λύκος – lykos, "wolf", Latin lupus) and the worship of Lycaean Pan, the Greek equivalent to Faunus, as instituted by Evander.

    On February 15, the Luperci, young men who were naked except for the skins of goats that had been sacrificed this day, ran from the Lupercal around the bounds of the Palatine, both to purify that ancient site in a ceremony of lustration (lustratio) and, striking the women they met with strips of goat skin, to promote fertility. "Neither potent herbs, nor prayers, nor magic spells shall make of thee a mother," writes Ovid, "submit with patience to the blows dealt by a fruitful hand."




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    Check out my....... Feb 11, 2008 12:45 pm
    Mood: Blingelicious, 1335 Views



    What did YOU think I meant? Pervs! I'm only talking about Bling here ya' know...



    I made my first really "pro-looking" Bling!...


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    The way it's supposed to be done... Pixel by pixel,gah. Jam showed me how... IT TAKES FOR FREAKIN' EVER, is what I discovered (and it's only monochromatic)! I now have a new appreciation for all the awesome Bling makers on here... You guys are totally awesome! Needless to say I wont make very many of these little buggers, it's just to damned time consuming. Might be better things I could do with my time.... Hmmmmmm, lemme see, what could I do? Any ideas?

    Anyhow, if you want it, go to my profile and grab it... I'm kinda proud of it you know, cause I'm not really one known for my patience...

    Also did anyone notice the Bling Jam made of my Cockatiel Coopie...


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    Isn't it gorgeous?! My love is the sweetest, and nicest, and bestest, and............





    Moving on now, so for the rest of the day: Be perved you Pervs, and have a Pervilicious day! ?*


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    I'm tired, tired of being admired..... Feb 4, 2008 11:16 am
    Mood: Sleepylicious, 1482 Views

    "I'm tired, tired of being admired!" Just kidding, but hey what movie is that quote from, and who spoke/sang it?


    Kidding aside, I AM tired. Don't know why, maybe just Monday blahs.....Urgh, who knows.

    Anyone else tired out there today?


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    Naughty's Post..... Jan 29, 2008 1:46 pm
    Mood: Naughtylicious, 1498 Views


    My dear sweet friend NaughtyBookWorm asked me to pimp this post. >>>>> Pick One, so of course I did. Isn't that what friends are for!? Well, here in Blogland at least.

    So clickety-click on the link, and vote to help MY FRIEND out! I have NO idea what he is up to, but whatever it is it's bound to be interesting.....


    FRIEND





    BTW, 102 watchers, wooooo hooooo!!!!!!!!!!


    I'm soooooo friggin' blessed, and honored!!!!!!!!!


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    Do your blogland duty and vote, but only for us, the Blues! Jan 24, 2008 3:28 pm
    Mood: cantankerous, 1497 Views




    Go here, Now..... Don't delay..... Stop procrastinating!

    and the new president of blogsville is...


    Yes, my friends, the time is NOW! (Cause I dragged my feet in getting this post up, so HELP, hurry!)

    Vote for Bustybettyboop for President! Forget the other ones..... They don't have what it takes! They THINK they do, but we all know the truth. Pretty POSTs and PICTUREs, that's what they offer you.....


    We say, SUBSTANCE over FLUFF!


    Busty and Friends that are running for the Horny Blue Team.


    President
    bustybettyboop

    Vice Presidents
    chester4440 and wolfdaddy64

    Managers
    WALawGal and peckerhead717

    Treasurer
    LittleTeapot888

    Slave girl between the sheets
    tigger7740

    Intern
    RocketMan_Len

    Body guards
    Angel_Jam and carebear929 and alissatim

    bedroom intern
    longtall65

    Caterer
    mmmlike2taste

    Secretary of the Posterior
    ammizibad69


    Come on, do the right thing...... You KNOW deep down inside that we are IT, the only option!

    Take a REALLY GOOD look at us...... We don't just promise, we DELIVER!

    peckerhead717
    carebear929




    Only one little click away: and the new president of blogsville is...

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    Vegas Meet-n-Greet..... Jan 24, 2008 2:32 pm
    Mood: Vegaslicious, 1855 Views

    ARE YOU READY FOR VEGAS, BABY...




    red_hot_trucker

    is planning an awesome Meet-n-Greet in Las Vegas......
    Go check it out, do it, you must, or else.....



    Make plans now, to join us for the:

    Las Vegas Meet and Greet

    September 12 - 14, 2008

    at the

    TROPICANA HOTEL

    Come and party Vegas style baby!

    [post 1231471]



    BE THERE OR BE SQUARE!!!!! IT WILL BE THE PARTEEEEEEE OF THE YEAR!!!!! (Just look at how much time we have to prepare, smart guuuurl she is.....


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