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EVERYTHING YOU WILL EVER NEED TO KNOW ABOUT SWEDES!


Sweden is a country waaaaay up in the north. During the winters, we all live in igloos, hunt polar bears, drink Absolut Vodka and have wild sex every day... If we didn't we would of course freeze to death. Thereby SEX is necessary for our survival, not only to multiply, but to stay warm!

Sometimes when we get bored, we pack ourselves and our families into our Viking longboats and sail around plundering our neighboring countries, such as Norway, Denmark, and Finland.

During the summer, Sweden turns into a land of debauchery, sin and lust. People wear as little clothes as possible, to celebrate the sun.

The water is extremely clean, and if the city has a beach or a river running trough it, you can see beautiful girls skinny dipping all over the place. After the cooling dip, they all stroll nude to the nearest cafee for a "fika" (a Swedish word for coffee-break.)

Nude people can in fact be seen everywhere: in schools and offices, in stores and malls, in coffee shops and walking the streets.

People having sex in parks, on the beaches or on benches around the cities is a very common sight.

Swedish men are all of course muscular, masculine Viking Gods, and ALL Swedish women are tall, blond, blue eyed, world wide known as the best and most beautiful women anywhere!

Since Sweden is a welfare country, we don't have to work, unless we feel like it. Mean, money grabbing people have been outlawed.

We are so very well known around the world, simply because we DO know what we are doing, due to all our diligent practice.


FACTS and these ARE true:

Something not so well known about Swedes, but you still should know:

They are some of the most mulish, not to be moved, stubborn people in the world!

They very seldom tell you exactly what they are thinking, and are non confrontational to a fault.

They DO have a temper, surprise! Sure it will take some time before it surfaces, but once it does, RUN and RUN FAST!!!

Of course everybody DOES know that Swedish women are not only some of the most liberated, but also the most independent and have achieved almost total equality (48% ratio in the parliament). In other words, they won't put up with any CRAP, and neither will I!




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    Things you might know about Sweden, or maybe not. How the hell should I know:


  • Sweden is located in the North of Europe

  • Switzerland is a different country

  • We eat other food then just Meatballs

  • Stockholm is the capitol

  • IKEA is a Swedish furniture store

  • H&M (Hennes & Mauritz) is a Swedish clothing store

  • The Swedish flag is blue with a yellow cross

  • Not all Swedes are blond and blue eyed

  • We don't have Fjords in Sweden, that's Norway

  • Sweden is a neutral country, just like Switzerland

  • Sweden in Swedish is Sverige

  • Sweden's first constitution was written in 1634

  • There are no Polar Bears in Sweden

  • Vikings did not wear horned helmets

  • Rus means Viking, that's where the Russia got it's name from

  • Sweden, Norway and Denmark was once a union

  • Finland used to be part of Sweden

  • 1,000 000 Swedes migrated to The Americas during the late 1800s

  • Sweden and Denmark are joined by the worlds largest bridge

  • Swedish currency is Krona (Crown)

  • Three Crowns is a Swedish symbol and also our national hockey team

  • ABBA was a Swedish band

  • Sweden have so many lakes that they haven't all been accounted for

  • Sweden is a Constitutional Monarchy

  • Today's royal family descends from the French general Jean Bernadotte, elected king in 1810.

  • Carolus Linneus (Karl Linne) was Swedish

  • Pippi Longstocking was written by a Swedish author: Astrid Lindgren and the original movie was also Swedish

  • Volvo and SAAB are Swedish cars

  • Sweden have a Mixed Economy, i.e. Capitalism and Socialism exists side by side

  • Raoul Wallenberg was Swedish, and not Jewish, but his wife Elena Bonnier was

  • Bonniers is a Swedish privately held media group that owns: Popular Science, Field & Stream, Outdoor Life, Ski, Yachting, and Transworld Snowboarding, and 11 other magazines formerly owned by Time Inc.

  • SAAB also builds Fighter Jets

  • Bofors Canons are widely used on a lot of different countries Navy Ships

  • Sweden offers both registered partnerships and domestic partnerships for same-sex couples

  • The Nobel Price is a Swedish institution.

  • Alfred Nobel was Swedish, and the inventor of Dynamite


  • Can YOU tell ME something about Sweden, that I don't know?


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