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Thank you for popping in.....Hope to see you back here again many, many times, for a very long time! {=}
REMEMBER, it's all in good fun, and if you don't have a sense of humor...... GO AWAY! That's MY Disclaimer, so there.....
WHETHER YOU ARE A REGULAR, OR JUST VISITING..... SIGN MY GUEST BOOK DAMMIT!
EVERYTHING YOU WILL EVER NEED TO KNOW ABOUT SWEDES!
Sweden is a country waaaaay up in the north. During the winters, we all live in igloos, hunt polar bears, drink Absolut Vodka and have wild sex every day... If we didn't we would of course freeze to death. Thereby SEX is necessary for our survival, not only to multiply, but to stay warm!
Sometimes when we get bored, we pack ourselves and our families into our Viking longboats and sail around plundering our neighboring countries, such as Norway, Denmark, and Finland.
During the summer, Sweden turns into a land of debauchery, sin and lust. People wear as little clothes as possible, to celebrate the sun.
The water is extremely clean, and if the city has a beach or a river running trough it, you can see beautiful girls skinny dipping all over the place. After the cooling dip, they all stroll nude to the nearest cafee for a "fika" (a Swedish word for coffee-break.)
Nude people can in fact be seen everywhere: in schools and offices, in stores and malls, in coffee shops and walking the streets.
People having sex in parks, on the beaches or on benches around the cities is a very common sight.
Swedish men are all of course muscular, masculine Viking Gods, and ALL Swedish women are tall, blond, blue eyed, world wide known as the best and most beautiful women anywhere!
Since Sweden is a welfare country, we don't have to work, unless we feel like it. Mean, money grabbing people have been outlawed.
We are so very well known around the world, simply because we DO know what we are doing, due to all our diligent practice.
FACTS and these ARE true:
Something not so well known about Swedes, but you still should know:
They are some of the most mulish, not to be moved, stubborn people in the world!
They very seldom tell you exactly what they are thinking, and are non confrontational to a fault.
They DO have a temper, surprise! Sure it will take some time before it surfaces, but once it does, RUN and RUN FAST!!!
Of course everybody DOES know that Swedish women are not only some of the most liberated, but also the most independent and have achieved almost total equality (48% ratio in the parliament). In other words, they won't put up with any CRAP, and neither will I!
Shamelessly pimping my love's blog right here! nonkatt
He also made me these awesome Blings of my parrots Casper and Coopie:
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We now have a blog together..... So come one, come all, check us out as Angel_Jam !!!!! Hop to it, dammit!!!!!
Argh I HATE to give in to the Chicken-Shit Fascists running the show here, but I guess I have to bow down to the mightiness of their dictatorial and oppressive rule (and I'm paying for this crap, I gotta be nuts)..... So here it is!
I SverigesAngel allow any member on Xmatch who comes on this Bloggie and Comments to use a link to my profile photos and a link to my profile with my name in it for the purpose of networking, communication, and creating fun and games on the website. To be used in blogs. This includes links to posts from this Blog on other Blogs or in comments on other Blogs.
Please note this is NOT permission to use my Member name or anything attached to me to be abusive to me or to any others. There is the expectation that all will Respect the Health, Safety and Welfare of ALL Members.
Signed by: Angelique H on this, another sad day and event in Adult FriendFinder's History, 11/29/2007
Four things you may or may not know about me in no particular order.
** The directions are at the end.
Four jobs I have had in my life:
1. Manager of Marketing for a major software helpdesk company 2. Cultural and Linguistical liason for the U.S. Forces in Germany 3. Equestrian Coach 4. My own Boss......
Four movies I've watched more than once:
None
Four places I have lived:
1. Stockholm, Sweden 2. Wuerzburg, Germany 3. Lawton, Oklahoma 4. Menton, France
Four T.V. Shows that I watch:
None
Four places I have been:
1. Italy 2. Morocco 3. Monaco 4. Lichtenstein
People who e-mail me (regularly):
1. nonkatt 2. My cousins all over the world 3. Friends from Germany 4. Friends from Sweden
Four of my favorite foods:
1. French 2. Swedish 3. German 4. My own cooking...... yes I'm good
Four places I would rather be right now:
1. Stockholm, Sweden 2. Sydney, Australia 3. Vienna, Austria 4. Paris, France
1. Living 2. Watch my baby grow and develop 3. Renovating my home 4. Spending time with family and friends
DIRECTIONS:
Now, here's what you're supposed to do... And please do not spoil the fun. Delete my answers and type in your answers. Post on others blogs as 24Hr TAG! Post this on as many blogs as you can, a bunch of people you know or don't INCLUDING the person who tagged you.
The Theory is that you will learn a lot of little known facts about those who know you.
Remember to Tag it back to the person who tagged you first, within 24Hrs.
I was just made aware that I have 38 watchers, (I just looked myself, and it's 42!!!!!!!! NOW IT'S 47!!!!!!!!!! DAUM, 52!!!!!!!! Peeps I feel LOVED!), where did you all come from?! Last time I looked there wasn't even 30!
Maybe I'm doing something right, am I? Of course I am what a stupid question, but....
Tell me..... what is it you like about my blog, and why do you visit?
I really would enjoy the feedback..... You don't have to be afraid that my you will hurt my little feelings, this ain't poetry..... There you would have to tread very carefully, but not about the nonsense I write here!
So tell me... Tell it all... I wanna know... I'm ALWAYS curious like the proverbial cat..... MEOW!
{=} To all my superbly awesome watchers, and new friends, you are da bom', give yourself an applause!
I simply HAD to post the answer my friend Jam posted in response to my complaint on his editing abilities...... That's what I get for opening my big mouth..... Yeah, he absolutely freakin' kills me, that's WHY I'm such a fan!
That’s why, on the 9th day Yahweh, Zeus, Odin, Osiris and a few of the other great originators of the universe (Lamb, Josh and Bob were there too) had a fika. They talked in excited, hushed adolescent tones, about the new blond Norse Goddess that just moved in down the street. - She’s got a hot-tub that looks like a race-car! I saw them unload it from the moving truck. Osiris said with a boyish gleam in his eyes. They all ewwwwwed and ahhhhhhed that such a thing existed. -Va-va-voom!!! Have you seen her legs? Shouted the God Bob above the cacophony of the preternatural deity college finals, blaring on the sets speakers.
Over the coffee pit, they discussed and laughed about their loyal subjects, and the silly things they did as favors for them. The occasional turning water to wine, and bringing the dead back to life were favorites. They held up mock judging signs to each miracle they discussed. - 3.9…, and a half, a drunken Yahweh would shout, his hands in the air holding his imaginary sign for each miracle. - Looks like it’s time to cut him off…, before he ends up worshiping himself again at the porcelain altar, thought Zeus.
As the coffee break wound down, and they finally realized that they were out of beer, as an after-thought, they created editors.
You can be my wo-manager! Kick those little editors ass into gear. I have a hard enough time just thinking, much less contemplating the laws of grammerization!!!
This one is for the beautiful Cytherea, aka Lips, who loves a Swedish dish that goes by the name of, Janssons Frestelse (Jansson's Temptation), and wanted the recipe.
It took me a while, since I had to dig out my Swedish cook book (I have long ago stopped cooking by recipes). Even though taking help with measurements from a book, I add my own knowledge to it.
It also gave me the idea to now and then post some Genuine Swedish recipes, for anyone who wants to try Real Swedish cooking, not the Fake stuff!
Yes, Meatballs will be posted, and I will even divulge my "secret" ingredients.
DISCLAIMER: If exercise is not taken in addition to digesting my recipes, weight gain will result. The author will in no way be held accountable for said weight increase, nor ANY other unpleasant surprises, accidents, or complete failure, due to your own incompetence in the kitchen!
JANSSONS FRESTELSE
This is an excellent dish for any of you that don't think that anchovies have any place in food. The filee's purpose is as a spice, they will dissolve, and none will be able to tell that it's anchovies.
BE BRAVE... TRY IT...YOU'LL LIKE IT...!
Ingredients for 4:
1 medium sized oven proof casserole dish 5 - 6 medium sized white potatoes 2 medium sized yellow onions 15-20 anchovies filees. If you only have whole anchovies, 7 - 10. 4 tablespoons of margarine or butter (if using margarine, canola gives the best flavor) 1,5 - 2 dl heavy cream (2,4 deci liter or 240 milli liter, equals a Cup) Plain bread crumbs, as toppings for the dish Black crushed pepper to taste (*and Dry Parmesan) Salt is NOT needed the anchovies provides this, but if one wants additional saltiness, use some of the liquid from the anchovies
PREPARATION
Heat the oven to 200 degrees Celsius (approx 400 degrees Fahrenheit).
Peel the potatoes, and Julienne them (this is the traditional way, but I prefer to slice them into medium thickness), and soak them in liberal amount of cold water. This removes some of the starch so that the potatoes does not get "gluey" when cooked.
Peel the onion and slice it fairly thin
If using whole anchovies, clean, de bone and filee
Smear and cover the oven proof dish with butter or margarine (don't be afraid to use to much, it can't be done)
PUT IT TOGETHER
1. Lay potatoes, onion, anchovies and crushed black pepper in as many layers as will fit in your dish, but the top layer has to be potatoes Shake enough bread crumbs onto the dish to cover the top layer. (*This is not strictly Swedish, but I like to mix some Dry Parmesan in with the bread crumbs, but it's up to you) Click butter or margarine evenly on top of the bread crumbs (if you need more then 4 tablespoons, well.... that's ok)
2. Bake in the oven on the middle rack for approx 30 min. Remove from heat and poor the heavy cream over it. Bake for another 20 - 25 min. It's finished when the cream is absorbed, the top is nicely brown, the anchovies has dissolved, and the potatoes are soft. Check for softness with a tooth pick. If the top starts to burn, but potatoes are not soft, cover with aluminum foil and bake some additional time.
SERVE WITH
Buttered Swedish Crisp Bread (Wasa and Siljans can be found in regular stores in the US, but if having problems finding these, IKEA is your salvation) A fresh salad of your choice If really hungry, a thick slice of any type of ham that's not sweet, is an excellent compliment
I DID IT, SO YOU CAN TOO........ We are on a sex site after all.....! Si.....?
PLEASE KEEP THE ANSWERS TO ME IN ENGLISH! I speak many languages, but I never had a need to learn Spanish, so...... -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ]¿Quieres Jugar? Do You Wanna Play?
1. ¿Me dejarias Tomar el Control? ¿O me querrias controlar? Would you let me be in control? Or do you want to control me?
2. ¿Me dejarias tirarte del cabello? ¿Podrias tirar del mio, por favor? Would you let me pull your hair? And would you pull mine?
3. ¿Me dirias Cositas al oido? Would you whisper in my ear?
4. ¿Me dirias Cosas Sucias? Would you talk dirty to me?
5. ¿Me besarias... Con poquita lengua? ¿O con mucha? ¿Apasionadamente?Would you kiss me with a little tongue or a lot of tongue? Passionately...
6. ¿Dirías mi Nombre? ¿Sabes mi nombre? ¿Quieres saberlo? ¿Te importa?Would you say my name? (do you KNOW my name? do you care????)
7. ¿Te bajarias a Saludar a Mi Amiguito? Would you go down on me?
8. ¿Me dejarias que te hiciera un chupeton/morado? Would you let me give you a hickie?
9. ¿Cuantos brincos/polvos nos aventariamos? How many rounds would we go?
10. ¿Que quieres hacer despues de que terminemos? What would you wanna do afterwards?
11. ¿Te desnudarias tu primero... Y luego me desnudarias a mi suavemente? Would you take off all your clothes then take mine off slowly?
12. ¿Me lamerías y morderias de pies a cabeza? ¿Toditito? Would you lick and bite me all over?
13. ¿Te gustaría primero jugar un rato? ¿O iríamos directo al asunto? Would you like to play or get straight to the point?
14. ¿Te gustaría que me tomara Mi Tiempo? Would you want me to take my time?
15. Del 1 al 10... ¿Que tan locochon o cachondo eres? How freaky are you, 1 - 10?
16. ¿Te gustaria que fuera Rapido o Despacio? Would you want me to go fast or slow?
17. ¿Dónde te gustaria que lo hicieramos? Where would you wanna "do it"?
18. ¿Harías mucho escandalo? ¿O estarías calladita? Would you be loud or quiet?
19. ¿Te importaría si te lamo por todos lados? Would you mind if went down on you?
20. ¿Lo harías HOY?Would you do it today?
21. ¿Lo harías mañana?Would you do it tomorrow?
22. ¿Me llamarías a la mañana siguiente? Would you call me in the morning?
23. ¿Vas a escribir esto mismo en tu Blog para que yo lo responda?Are you going to re-post these so I can answer them for you?
I like the way he loves me..... I like the way we both like to read..... I like all the things he does for me..... I like how he thinks about me..... I like the honesty in our relation ship..... I like his random mind..... I like the way he smells..... I like the way he makes me feel..... I like him because he is who he is, and he's all mine.....
I don't like it when he gets grumpy..... Sigh, one can never have everything!
Now everyone go ahead and do the same on your blog!
I also think that it does not necessarily have to be about your significant other..... It can be ANYONE close to you, or even your pets, oui?
Sign it, or be for ever damned, I mean it, I'll figure something out to damn you with, and it won't be pretty!
Anyhow..... Yeah..... Ummmmm..... Moving on.....
LOVE YOU ALL........ {=} Come one, come all, let's play in blog land!!!!!!!!!!!
UPDATE: There's a Gremling in my Guest Book! Sometimes I can respond back, sometimes I can't..... If by ANY chance I didn't welcome you, it's because I can't, and have tried a gazillion tims, but like I said..... There's a Gremling in here somewhere!
OK....... so I'm laying here in bed, YES my PC swivels over the bed so I can lay down n' type, the partaaaaay weekend is over, but I'm friggin' DEAD i.e. BROKEN! Swearing that I will never pick up anything containing alcohol again, EVER! Ri i i i ght! I'm headachy, nauseous, dehydrated, tired, hungry, and I still have to clean my house!
Screw it it's a new day tomorrow, and I Hate cleaning anyhow.
There was this Princess, Cinderella, who like all of us eventually had to grow up. She had married an Absolutely Gorgeous Hunk of Prince, that turned out to be a whiny self centered mama's boy! Yup it's true all he could think of was himself and no one else mattered, least of all poor Cindy. When all grown up, Cindy dropped Cinderella, you know.
Well.... one day Cindy got fed up with her comfortable but boring and sexually frustrating life. She decided to take a brake from Princessing and indulge herself in total abandonment on the fairytale coast, and be just a woman for a change.
At precisely the same moment on the fairy tale coast: There was this really nice, cute and loving guy, who has learned to not tell any lies, but see the problem was that he could no longer get an erection...... Why? It's complicated, so let's not get into that one, just use your imagination!
As Cindy hopped into her carriage headed for the coast, Nocchio was dreaming about sporting a good Woody, but a dream it was, poor guy!
When Cindy finally reached her desired destination her eyes feel on this beautiful, but lonely man who was fishing in the harbor. Yes my friends, it was Nocchio, still dreaming. He felt someone staring so he turned around, oh my what a beauty! Of course he had no idea that Cindy was a Princess, what he knew, was that this gorgeous, sexy all female was looking at him, with her mouth open. As always he wished that....., well you know what he wished for, don't you?
As their eyes locked, Cindy thought to herself: What the hell, we only live once, and proceeded forward to ask Nocchio to be her guide on the fairytale coast. Now, Nocchio might have been "woody challenged", but stupid he was not, and he sure wasn't blind either, so he agreed to escort her anywhere she wanted to go. Wouldn't you? Cindy of course had a lot more then Guiding and escorting in mind, let me tell ya'!
As the days passed by and Nocchio didn't make a single move on her, she grew desperate! Hmmmmmm how to solve this conundrum? Of course, the old fashioned way, let's get the guy drunk, and then we shall talk! Cindy managed to get Nochhio more then into his cups that night, she was patient and his story started to pour out of him. We all know about him being a wooden doll who wanted to be a boy and with a nose that grew when he lied, and yadda yadda yadda...... No need to retell, right!
Cindy put her brain to this knew obstacle, she might be a blonde, a dummy, nope not this chick: She suddenly lunged herself to her feet, with her eyes sparkling like all the stars in Fairy Tale Land and said with a husky voice - Come with me! He had no choice, what else could he do, but follow her in a drunken daze, up the stairs. See Cindy had planned ahead and gotten a room at the inn just in case, well you know, she had a plan.
As they entered the room Cindy stripped her clothing of slowly, very slowly. Oh my, what a body! Nocchio was virtually drooling with his tongue hanging out, but alas no woody, what was he to do? Cindy just smiled and put her arms around Nocchio's neck while rubbing her body against his, and she whispered: - Now tell me lies, tell me sweet little lies.
Peeps I feel LOVED!), where did you all come from?!
Last time I looked there wasn't even 30!
but....
BE BRAVE... TRY IT...YOU'LL LIKE IT...! 
