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Thank you for popping in.....Hope to see you back here again many, many times, for a very long time! {=}
REMEMBER, it's all in good fun, and if you don't have a sense of humor...... GO AWAY! That's MY Disclaimer, so there.....
WHETHER YOU ARE A REGULAR, OR JUST VISITING..... SIGN MY GUEST BOOK DAMMIT!
EVERYTHING YOU WILL EVER NEED TO KNOW ABOUT SWEDES!
Sweden is a country waaaaay up in the north. During the winters, we all live in igloos, hunt polar bears, drink Absolut Vodka and have wild sex every day... If we didn't we would of course freeze to death. Thereby SEX is necessary for our survival, not only to multiply, but to stay warm!
Sometimes when we get bored, we pack ourselves and our families into our Viking longboats and sail around plundering our neighboring countries, such as Norway, Denmark, and Finland.
During the summer, Sweden turns into a land of debauchery, sin and lust. People wear as little clothes as possible, to celebrate the sun.
The water is extremely clean, and if the city has a beach or a river running trough it, you can see beautiful girls skinny dipping all over the place. After the cooling dip, they all stroll nude to the nearest cafee for a "fika" (a Swedish word for coffee-break.)
Nude people can in fact be seen everywhere: in schools and offices, in stores and malls, in coffee shops and walking the streets.
People having sex in parks, on the beaches or on benches around the cities is a very common sight.
Swedish men are all of course muscular, masculine Viking Gods, and ALL Swedish women are tall, blond, blue eyed, world wide known as the best and most beautiful women anywhere!
Since Sweden is a welfare country, we don't have to work, unless we feel like it. Mean, money grabbing people have been outlawed.
We are so very well known around the world, simply because we DO know what we are doing, due to all our diligent practice.
FACTS and these ARE true:
Something not so well known about Swedes, but you still should know:
They are some of the most mulish, not to be moved, stubborn people in the world!
They very seldom tell you exactly what they are thinking, and are non confrontational to a fault.
They DO have a temper, surprise! Sure it will take some time before it surfaces, but once it does, RUN and RUN FAST!!!
Of course everybody DOES know that Swedish women are not only some of the most liberated, but also the most independent and have achieved almost total equality (48% ratio in the parliament). In other words, they won't put up with any CRAP, and neither will I!
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!!!KEEPING MY EYES ON YOU!!!
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Come See Blog World
Shamelessly pimping my love's blog right here! nonkatt
He also made me these awesome Blings of my parrots Casper and Coopie:
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We now have a blog together.....  So come one, come all, check us out as Angel_Jam !!!!! Hop to it, dammit!!!!!
Argh I HATE to give in to the Chicken-Shit Fascists running the show here, but I guess I have to bow down to the mightiness of their dictatorial and oppressive rule (and I'm paying for this crap, I gotta be nuts)..... So here it is!
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Signed by: Angelique H on this, another sad day and event in Adult FriendFinder's History, 11/29/2007
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 Sic faciunt omnes! |
Jul 26, 2007 6:33 pm
Mood: hopeful, 13217 Views |
THIS IS MY GUEST BOOK!
Sign it, or be for ever damned, I mean it, I'll figure something out to damn you with, and it won't be pretty!
Anyhow..... Yeah..... Ummmmm..... Moving on.....
LOVE YOU ALL........ {=}
Come one, come all, let's play in blog land!!!!!!!!!!!
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| Pimpin |
Jun 28, 2008 2:26 pm
Mood: Pimpilicious, 467 Views |
I have found a New Blog..... Yup, or mebbe it found me... WHO KNOWS? It's only in it's beginning state, but Oh boy is it ever promising!
Me likey... I DO... Seriously... It's true...
HEREBY I AM OFFICIALLY PIMPIN':
(Ooooooooo my first pimp of a blog. Imma blushin', NOT)
sleeplessinNYtoo
Check his stuff out, it's GRRRRRRRRRRRREAT! I'm tellin' you..... Go there.... NOW! ?*
BTW I have 151 watchers..... Wohoooooooooo! Ooops mebbe I shouldn't say anything, cause every time I do, the count goes down? Eh, who Forkin' cares..... WOHOOOOOOOO AGAIN!
Now go read that blog I pimped! 
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More Swedish posts will follow.... When I FEEL like it, OK! 
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| Sweden, you might know it, you might not... |
Jul 1, 2008 1:50 pm
Mood: Swedelicious, 920 Views |
From the top of my head, so no bagging, I'm blond, okey!
Things you might know about Sweden, or maybe not. How the hell should I know:
Sweden is located in the North of Europe
Switzerland is a different country
We eat other food then just Meatballs
Stockholm is the capitol
IKEA is a Swedish furniture store
H&M (Hennes & Mauritz) is a Swedish clothing store
The Swedish flag is blue with a yellow cross
Not all Swedes are blond and blue eyed
We don't have Fjords in Sweden, that's Norway
Sweden is a neutral country, just like Switzerland
Sweden in Swedish is Sverige
Sweden's first constitution was written in 1634
There are no Polar Bears in Sweden
Vikings did not wear horned helmets
Rus means Viking, that's where the Russia got it's name from
Sweden, Norway and Denmark was once a union
Finland used to be part of Sweden
1,000 000 Swedes migrated to The Americas during the late 1800s
Sweden and Denmark are joined by the worlds largest bridge
Swedish currency is Krona (Crown)
Three Crowns is a Swedish symbol and also our national hockey team
ABBA was a Swedish band
Sweden have so many lakes that they haven't all been accounted for
Sweden is a Constitutional Monarchy
Today's royal family descends from the French general Jean Bernadotte, elected king in 1810.
Carolus Linneus (Karl Linne) was Swedish
Pippi Longstocking was written by a Swedish author: Astrid Lindgren and the original movie was also Swedish
Volvo and SAAB are Swedish cars
Sweden have a Mixed Economy, i.e. Capitalism and Socialism exists side by side
Raoul Wallenberg was Swedish, and not Jewish, but his wife Elena Bonnier was
Bonniers is a Swedish privately held media group that owns: Popular Science, Field & Stream, Outdoor Life, Ski, Yachting, and Transworld Snowboarding, and 11 other magazines formerly owned by Time Inc.
SAAB also builds Fighter Jets
Bofors Canons are widely used on a lot of different countries Navy Ships
Sweden offers both registered partnerships and domestic partnerships for same-sex couples
The Nobel Price is a Swedish institution.
Alfred Nobel was Swedish, and the inventor of Dynamite
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Can YOU tell ME something about Sweden, that I don't know?
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| Mozilla me... |
Jun 29, 2008 3:04 pm
Mood: Foxylicious, 422 Views |
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So far I LOVE the new Mozilla, especially when looking at this site..... (Explorer just don't work very well here)
FINALLY the html is showing true! happyf;
Colors are bright and the right hue, and nothing is stretched beyond it's borders and limits..... Yay!
Peeps if you wanna see what this site, blogs, etc. really look like, like if you care you know. (You should care dammit, I put a lot of work into the way my blog looks!) Download the new Mozilla. Unless you're already a Firefoxer that is.....
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Muah, just felt a need to share!
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| "Blued" |
Jun 25, 2008 3:26 pm
Mood: Bluelicious, 563 Views |
 
I thought the Guys should have a version too... I made it Blue, but knowing how Guys are I allowed them to hit anyone....
Now I'm going to sit back and watch the colors fly in Blogland.... This will be fun.... I'm sooooooo bad! 
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| "Pinked" |
Jun 25, 2008 3:01 pm
Mood: Pinkilicious, 503 Views |
I "Pinked" all the ladies on my watch list, so there!
Did I miss anyone? I hope not... If so, shame on me! 
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| Happy Mid-Summer Solstice....... |
Jun 19, 2008 8:05 pm
Mood: MidSummerilicious, 708 Views |
Yeah, yeah..... I know it's a repost, duh I made it!
Us Swedes celebrate Midsummer tomorrow (Friday the 20th) in Sweden, so I was in a hurry OK....
Next year something funny I promise! For now, EDUCATIONAL, hehehe!
Excerpt from Wikipedia: (What did we do before had them?)
Sweden
In modern Sweden, Midsummer's Eve and Midsummer's Day (Midsommarafton and Midsommardagen) are celebrated from the eve of the Friday between June 19 - 25. It is arguably the most important holiday of the year, and one of the most uniquely Swedish in the way it is celebrated, even if it has been influenced by other countries long ago. The main celebrations take place on the Friday, and the traditional events include raising and dancing around a huge maypole. One typical dance is the frog dance. Before the maypole is raised, greens and flowers are collected and used to cover the entire pole.
Raising and dancing around a maypole (majstången or midsommarstången) is an activity that attracts families and many others. People dancing around the pole listen to traditional music and many wear traditional folk costumes. The year's first potatoes, pickled herring, sour cream, and possibly the first strawberries of the season are on the menu. Drinking songs are also important at this feast, and many drink heavily.
Midsummer Dance by Anders Zorn, 1897Because Midsummer is one of the times of the year when magic is believed to be the strongest[citation needed], it was a good night to perform rituals to look into the future. Traditionally, young people pick bouquets of seven or nine different flowers and put them under their pillow in the hope of dreaming about their future spouse. In the past it was believed that herbs picked at Midsummer were highly potent, and water from springs could bring good health. Greenery placed over houses and barns were supposed to bring good fortune and health to people and livestock; this old tradition of decorating with greens continues, even though most don't take it seriously. To decorate with greens was called att maja (to "may") and may be the origin of the word majstång, maja coming originally from the month May Other researchers say the term came from German merchants who raised the maypole in June because the Swedish climate made it impossible to find the necessary greens and flowers in May, and continued to call it a maypole. Today, however, it is most commonly called a midsommarstång. In earlier times, small spires wrapped in greens were erected; this probably predates the maypole tradition, which is believed by many to have come from the continent in the Middle Ages. Others argue that some form of Midsummer pole occurred in Sweden during the pre-Christian times, and was a phallic fertility symbol, meant to impregnate the earth, but as there were no records from those times it cannot be proven, and this idea might just be a modern interpretation of the poles form. The earliest historical mention of the maypole in Sweden is from the Middle Ages. Midsummer was however linked to an ancient fertility festival which was adapted into St. Johans day by the church, even though it retained many pagan traditions, as the Swedes were slow to give up the old heathen customs. The connection to fertility is naturally linked to the time of year. Many young people became passionate at Midummer, and this was accepted, probably because it resulted in more childbirths in March which was a good time for children to be born.
Midsummer is one of the only truly pagan holidays that are still celebrated in Europe (if not the only). In Denmark and Norway it is referred to as the eve of St. Hans but it's only in Sweden that it has kept its original name.
To many Swedes this holiday is seen as a holiday of partying, and as the start of the summer. The cities become almost deserted as most people travel to the country, often to their summer cottages, to celebrate.
Midsummer rivals Christmas as the most important holiday of the year in Sweden.
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| What is Sweden, Swedes and Swedish? |
Jun 18, 2008 1:22 pm
Mood: Swedelicious, 809 Views |
Starting my Swedish 101 posts, I first want to know: What do YOU know about Sweden, Swedes and Swedish stuff?
Tell me..... I wanna hear it all misconceptions, tales, truths, facts etc......
Let's get some laughs here! 
Don't worry, you can't offend me....
To show you that I won't take any offense, and that we can laugh at ourselves, here's an ad in writing (since we don't have the luxury of Flash Player on this site), that was shown on Swedish TV. It was a commercial for a lottery called Viking Lotto. It poked fun at Swedes inability to show emotions, and it showed the different reactions of winners from Norway, Denmark, Finland and Sweden....
If the Norwegians win you find them kitted out in bright jumpers and are out on cross-country skis, singing loudly and happily. The Danes are out at a restaurant, celebrating lustily with food and drink, while the Finns are raucously shouting and chasing each other around a sauna with birch twigs. Meanwhile, the Swede who wins is sitting on the couch in his living room, surrounded by his family. As the winning numbers come on the television, he says in a moderately pleased voice, "Well, it looks like I won." His wife says, "Well done" and smiles to herself, and the family settles back to watching television.
I can soooooooo totally see this happening. It's not that we are cold, but emotions are to be saved for when needed.... Just don't try to get in a Swedes face, that's when they come out in full force!
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| Truman did it..... |
Jun 4, 2008 4:40 pm
Mood: Flatteredelicious, 1100 Views |
_Truman_
Wrote this for:
Angel_Jam
which happens to also be yours truly SverigesAngel...... I think most peeps know that that's mine and Jam's couple bloggie thingie.... If you don't..... Who Cares!
I thought these lyrics were funny and cute, well Imma lil flattered too, so I asked to copy and paste.....
Introducing the first Country song EVER, dedicated to Moi..... 
She's a sneaky lil' blonde angel,
But she can't sneak up on me.
I can hear her comin' when she
Flaps her wings on my balcony.
Well, she visits me quite often,
And we've become really good friends.
I've quit tellin' all my blonde jokes,
And I've finally made amends.
It's nice to have a blonde angel
Come to visit now and again.
'Just wish she'd stay a bit longer,
And weren't averse to a lil' sin!
Do sweet lil' angels ever turn
Into devilish lil' vixens?
Are lil' angels always perfect,
Or do they enjoy a few sins?
Oh yeah!
She's a sneaky lil' blonde angel,
But she can't sneak up on me!
If you have never been to Truman's Blog, CLICK TO IT, it's GRRRRRRRRRRRREAT!
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| Yeah, well...... |
May 21, 2008 2:45 pm
Mood: Stillherelicious, 1488 Views |
A lot of fabulous friends from here are asking why I'm not blogging any more...... I am, I'm just invisible. KIDDING!
I'm still here, but I'm a sporadic blogger, and at the moment I can't figure anything out to blog about, and I'm pretty busy, so, yeah, well..... Leaving all of you Blogging Peeps with this:
YOU WILL NEVER GET RID OF ME, SO THERE, NO NEED TO WORRY!!!
I really do appreciate the luuuuuuuuuurv I'm getting from all of you asking what's up, and you know who you are, don't cha!
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