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EVERYTHING YOU WILL EVER NEED TO KNOW ABOUT SWEDES!
Sweden is a country waaaaay up in the north. During the winters, we all live in igloos, hunt polar bears, drink Absolut Vodka and have wild sex every day... If we didn't we would of course freeze to death. Thereby SEX is necessary for our survival, not only to multiply, but to stay warm!
Sometimes when we get bored, we pack ourselves and our families into our Viking longboats and sail around plundering our neighboring countries, such as Norway, Denmark, and Finland.
During the summer, Sweden turns into a land of debauchery, sin and lust. People wear as little clothes as possible, to celebrate the sun.
The water is extremely clean, and if the city has a beach or a river running trough it, you can see beautiful girls skinny dipping all over the place. After the cooling dip, they all stroll nude to the nearest cafee for a "fika" (a Swedish word for coffee-break.)
Nude people can in fact be seen everywhere: in schools and offices, in stores and malls, in coffee shops and walking the streets.
People having sex in parks, on the beaches or on benches around the cities is a very common sight.
Swedish men are all of course muscular, masculine Viking Gods, and ALL Swedish women are tall, blond, blue eyed, world wide known as the best and most beautiful women anywhere!
Since Sweden is a welfare country, we don't have to work, unless we feel like it. Mean, money grabbing people have been outlawed.
We are so very well known around the world, simply because we DO know what we are doing, due to all our diligent practice.
FACTS and these ARE true:
Something not so well known about Swedes, but you still should know:
They are some of the most mulish, not to be moved, stubborn people in the world!
They very seldom tell you exactly what they are thinking, and are non confrontational to a fault.
They DO have a temper, surprise! Sure it will take some time before it surfaces, but once it does, RUN and RUN FAST!!!
Of course everybody DOES know that Swedish women are not only some of the most liberated, but also the most independent and have achieved almost total equality (48% ratio in the parliament). In other words, they won't put up with any CRAP, and neither will I!
Shamelessly pimping my love's blog right here! nonkatt
He also made me these awesome Blings of my parrots Casper and Coopie:
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We now have a blog together..... So come one, come all, check us out as Angel_Jam !!!!! Hop to it, dammit!!!!!
Argh I HATE to give in to the Chicken-Shit Fascists running the show here, but I guess I have to bow down to the mightiness of their dictatorial and oppressive rule (and I'm paying for this crap, I gotta be nuts)..... So here it is!
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Signed by: Angelique H on this, another sad day and event in Adult FriendFinder's History, 11/29/2007
Jan 19, 2009 6:29 pm Mood: BookLicious, 6550 Views
This is my post about BOOKS... It will stay here and what ever I read will be added. The image is of the current book I'm reading.
It's an opportunity for us heavy duty reading nerds to share books, reviews etc. all about the wonderful world of literature!
Let me know what you are reading at any given time that you stop by, and let my know if you recommend it or not.
Don't be bashful, anything from comic books to the classics interests me!
I'M POSTING INSIDE WHAT I THOUGHT OF THE BOOK I FINISHED AND ABOUT THE NEW BOOK I'M STARTING....
01/19/09 - The Memoirs of Cleopatra by Margaret George 02/02/09 - A Kiss Before the Apocalypse by Thomas E. Sniegoski 03/01/09 - Wounded by Amy Lane (Better then the Twilight books!) 03/05/09 - Bound by Amy Lane 03/27/09 - Amazonia by James Rollins 04/06/09 - Goblin Quest by Jim C. Hines 04/08/09 - Goblin Hero by Jim C. Hines 04/12/09 - Goblin War by Jim C. Hines 04/15/09 - Curse The Dawn by Karen Chance 04/19/09 - Midnight's Daughter by Karen Chance 04/24/09 - Sword of Darkness by Kinley MacGregor aka Sherrilyn Kenyon 04/28/09 - Stones Unturned by Christopher Golden and Thomas E. Sniegoski 04/02/09 - Crashing Paradise by Christopher Golden and Thomas E. Sniegoski
I HAVE A LOT OF UPDATING TO DO ON THIS ONE... Soon, I promise!
Jan 23, 2009 1:19 pm Mood: WhereLicious, 5579 Views
If not blogging here, where would you blog?
Of course you can't give me a link... What's up with that anyhow? But you can tell me in words, right.... AND, if you don't want all of Blogland to know, I'll keep it a secret between the two of us, but make sure you tell me that's what you want.
I'm leaving this post up permanently, so if the site goes kerplowie due to lack of money, we know where to find each other...
I meant to post this one yesterday, but wouldn't you know it... The network, cable and phone went out in the whole area and didn't come back on until evening... I'm starting to think I'm cursed when it comes to making posts! Here's now yesterday's post for your delayed viewing pleasure:
So how was your 4th of July (It was also my dad's birthday when he was alive)?
Over here my knowledge in birdy first aid came in handy. My birds had a total fit over the fireworks.... My Cockatoo broke two blood feathers... Good thing I always have the styptic powder ready! He's such a good Too-too. It hurt when I had to apply pressure, but not even one bite... He just squawked and tried to pull my fingers away. Well, after 8 years he kinda sorta trusts me... The other birds flapped around and had total panic attacks, but no injuries... After that first round of explosions we turned the TVs up real loud on the Digital Classic Rock channel and I was singing along (badly) to take their mind of things... It always works!
Anyhow.... Hope yours was great and that no type of first aid was required?!
Now I have to get ready for my lil' ones First-Time-She-Saw-The-Light-Day next Saturday and after that, next weekend, it's my big ones Day, and on 23rd it's Jam's Day... What IS it with July? (There's even more birthdays this month, but I only have to arrange for three of 'em) Busy, busy, busy!
See I have this lil' birdie called a White Bellied Caique (Frankie), well I have 4 birds but this is about Frankie... He's a very good lil' Caique and won't poop in his home. I usually let him and his buddy Casper the Goffin out to sit on the gate of their sleep house every morning and I have a big "poop" rug under it, so that Frankie can drop his load (of shit that is)... This morning the bugger fooled me. He was walking around on my desk as I was checking my other post, trying to reply to all your comments and he dropped it on my desk. Jeeeez, it was half the size of the damned bird! I always wonder how such a lil' guy can have such a big poop? OK completely random I know, but I just thought I share...
Oh yeah and yesterday (on to Casper the Goffin Cockatoo now), he was sitting on my leg while I was taking a nice bubble bath... Dunno if the bird thought that the bubbles were solid or what, but he just took a step right of and got himself dunked in my hot bath water... ( Normally it's not good with hot water like that for birds and parrots can't swim, but he's ok)... Anyhow I rescued the poor Too-too bird and he climbed up to sit on the shower stall, by the way of the towel hanging there, instead and spent the rest of the time glaring at me like it was all my fault... Guess in his mind it was!
Alrighty, now I'm going to continue replying to all the comments on my other post, and hopefully get some time to visit some other blogs too...
Sharing done and over with for now... Got anything you wanna share?
Jun 25, 2009 1:08 pm Mood: RantyLicious, 358 Views
I had typed this whole long spiel about how and what we are doin'.... Well wouldn't you know it, I lost it all! It's not even the sites fault. See, I got this new already built PC by HP, and it came with a bunch of HP junk and of course VISTA... Piece of crap snot buggering program is what it is... I HATE IT!!!! It's been doing a bunch of weird stuff, but by far the worst is that when I have multiple tabs open sometimes when clicking on a tab to switch, it will close the fekkin' tab instead! I was looking for a pic to add to my post and clicked on the tab where everything was written... Poof gone, cause it closed!!!!!!
Instead you are now being treated to a rant about PCs in general and especially gawds dammit VISTA! Jam is going to wipe the drive and install XP instead, but the pissing scum sucking SeaBees have him working all the time... He's TIRED... Sometimes even to tired for sex! Who would have thought? Oh yeah I'm ranting about The SeaBees too... Numbskull hard core bloody unit he's attached to! he's only got two years left and they have to bee the worst... My poor Jamster! Yeah, so not only don't I get enough of my sex allotment, I don't get much help getting the house together either.... Oh, well, it will get there, eventually... Meanwhile I'm, tired too!
I love living by the ocean again though. I will never ever again live inland... I was born and raised by the ocean and by the ocean I shall stay!
Yeah yeah yeah I hear ya... I'll be around now and then!
Meanwhile here's what I've been up or down too:
Still trying to get rid of this house and find another place to our liking. (Much harder then it would seem)
Packing (HELP!)
Fell down a ladder from oh, about 13 feet, whilst trying to paint... (Damned cathedral ceilings). I'm OK due to some incredible luck and my awesome Matrix moves (my left knee wouldn't agree, but I'm tellin' ya... I'm OK!)
Trying to get some, you know what, whenever I can.
Moping, cause I only get to see Jam on the weekends.
Spending waaaay to much time on facebook.... (Thanks CozyRed for getting me hooked on Hatchlings)
Having my motherboard blown by some damned virus from facebook, (Did I learn my lesson?), and for now having to deal with a much slower PC... I'll get myself a new upgraded one outta the deal though!
Blew out my back by doing ABSOLUTELY NOTHING! (One would think that it SHOULD happen while having some awesome horizontal exercises going on, but NO...)
Trying to be a good mom, wifey and friend. (Sounds common enough)
Reading books that I have piled up. (I mean PILED UP!)
ATTEMPTING to visit other blogs. (Which I suck at big time)
Taking care of my birdies, dog and cat. (Thems is family too)
Playing Civilization Revolution on X-Box (Shhhhh, no comments from the Peanut Gallery)
Being myself (Now that's DAMNED hard, don't try it alone at home without a spotter...)
Poking in the dirt and pretending that I'm doing some gardening.
Loathing my neighbors with a passion! (Total energy drain right there)
Other assorted activities that means having a life that I have forgotten to list and then, oh yeah,
BLOG....
Not to mention all the STOOPID mail and invites that greet me every time I log in... AND that all the issues with this site still seems to be flourishing!
Apr 10, 2009 11:04 am Mood: JohnnieLicious, 1399 Views
OK... So facebook had this Dear John letter floating around for tagging, but hell it was kinda "tame", so I edited it.... Now I thought I would bring the edited version to you my dear blogland friends.
What I would like you to do, (you don't have to, but....) is to fill out the letter to the person below you (male - John... Female - Jane), in the comments, i.e. last member comment posted (not my quotes back, if any OK)... A lil' work yes, but c'mon it could be fun...
I will start and simply use Jamster in my letter. If you want me to fill it out to you, just ask... I'm always game!
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Dear (Member below you in comment area),
I don't really know how to tell you this, but 1*** _________. I think I realized it last night 2***__________ 3***__________ and I saw you 4*__________ 5*__________.
I'm sure you're also 6***__________ enough to understand 7***__________.
I'm returning your 8***__________, but I'll keep 9***__________ as a memory of our time together.
You should also know that I 10***___________ even though 11***__________.
12***__________,
(Your name)
1*** What's the color of your shirt? Blue --- I'm in love with your gold fish Red --- our torrid love affair is over White --- I’m joining a convent Black --- our romance that never was, is over Green --- our gear-boxes don't match Grey --- you're a sausage jockey Yellow --- I'm selling myself to get-my-cookies-off Pink --- your "chocolate-starfish" is to hairy Brown --- you are wanted by the blue-movie industry No shirt --- you're a mean lean humping machine Other --- I intensely dislike your hanging gardens
2 *** hat's your birth month? January --- when you misfired February --- when you quoted Debbie Does Dallas March --- when your dwarf bit me April --- when I slipped on the peanut butter May --- when I threw up in your aperture of bliss June --- when you put the cuffs on me July --- when you smacked my booty August --- when I saw a "purple monkey" being spanked September --- when you defecated in your pants October --- when we skinny dipped November --- when your dog humped my leg December --- when I finally changed my underwear
3 ***Which food do you prefer? Tacos --- in your love tent Chicken --- in your car Pasta --- in your office Hamburgers --- under the sheets Salad --- as you were whipping it Lasagna --- in your closet Kebab --- with Paris Hilton Fish --- in a french maid suit Sandwiches --- at the Barry Manilow concert Pizza --- at the mental hospital Hot dog --- in your birthday suite Other --- with Oprah and Dr. Phil
4 ***What's the color of your socks? Yellow --- hook up with Red --- put whipped cream on Black --- hit on Blue --- knock up Purple --- pour syrup on White --- pee on Grey-- - pull the clothes off Brown --- bit of Orange --- castrate Pink --- ride Barefoot --- sit on Other --- whip
5 ***What's the color of your underwear? Black --- my boyfriend White --- my father Grey --- the altar boy Brown --- my mother Purple --- my toy collection Red --- Sal's granny Blue --- my girlfriend Yellow --- my bastard ex Orange --- my grand father's bag pipes Pink --- your best friends "My Little Pony" collection Other --- the "ass" in the party room Commando --- the throne other --- the sybian
6 ***What do you prefer to watch on TV? One Tree Hill --- frigid Heroes --- endowed Lost --- high Simpson's --- deviant The news --- virgin American (or other country's) Idol --- masochistic Family Guy --- sloshed Top Model --- swingle Reality shows --- impotent Game shows --- dysfunctional Documentaries --- slut Other --- concupiscent
7 ***Your mood right now? Happy --- how truly awful you are at horizontal exercises Sad --- that you suffer from colpectasia Bored --- that I only get turned on by brown bag specials Tired --- that your smell makes me have involuntary regurgitations Horny --- that we’re related Excited --- that I always avoided joy-rides with you Nervous --- how much you would love Turkish delights Worried --- that your Sixty-Ninth Street Bridge is far from in good shape Satisfied --- that you need a sex-change Silly --- that you suffer from kolpophobia Cuddly --- that Barbie doesn't exist Shameless --- that there is no solution to your cacavalence Other --- that your taint is not very pretty
8 ***What's the color of your walls in your bedroom? White --- your cock-ring Yellow --- your fan letters to Ron Jeremy Red --- the pictures from that nudist colony Black --- your pet rock (oops did I misspell that? It should be c instead of r!) Blue --- the cushion creepers Green --- your hot-rod Orange --- your kickapoo enlarger Brown --- the Johnny on the spot Grey --- our matching open crotch underwear Purple --- your old jizz blanket Pink --- you collection of apostle's-grove clippings Other --- your pink frilly panties
9 ***The FIRST letter of your first name? A/B --- my virginity C/D ---the odor of your flatulence E/F --- blind ignorance G/H --- the photo of you and the sheep I/J --- your left nipple ring K/L --- the results of that blood test O/P --- your dad Q/R --- your mom S/T --- your rubber collection U/V --- your criminal record W/X --- your "light saber" Y/Z --- your credit cards
10 ***The LAST letter in your last name? A/B --- want to thank you and your sweet, sweet well used ass C/D --- always will remember the aural sex calls in the middle of the night E/F --- will never forget THAT night G/H --- will not tell the authorities you stole the blow up doll from the gay bar I/J --- mocked your sexual prowess behind your back all the time K/L --- hate your buggering ways M/N --- told in my confession today about the sheep obsession O/P --- told my psychiatrist about the animal noises you wanted me to make Q/R --- always wanted to tweak your wang S/T --- get sick when I think of your tool-bag U/V --- will try to forget that you broke my cherry W/X --- haven’t showered in a month Y/Z --- am better off with my John Holmes exact replica
11 ***What do you prefer to drink? Wine --- our NSA friendship is ruined Soft drink --- I’m off to lead a new life as a dominatrix Soda --- I will haunt you when I’m reincarnated as a adult film star Milk --- your unmentionables are on fire Cider --- I have a passionate interest for the Swedish-arts Juice --- you ruined my attempts at the world's largest bacchanalia Mineral/Vitamin water --- you should get that rash checked Hot chocolate --- your dendrophily is weird Whiskey --- I love The Spice Girls Beer --- I really need to thank you for the Spanish Fly Other --- you should stop scratching your crotch
12 ***Where would you like to travel to? Thailand --- May you always have warm tingly sensations in the nether region Australia --- Best of luck on the sex change France --- May you and your rhabdophobia rot in hell Spain --- With tears of orgiastic joy China --- You make me wanna hurl Germany --- Please, sit on it and spin Japan --- Go milk a goat Greece --- Your everlasting friend in perversity USA --- Give greetings to your one and only friend Barbara the inflatable Egypt --- Kiss my ass Brazil ---With all my best trancentric love Ireland --- Say hi to the sheep from me Other --- As always, take good care of your one eyed snake
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Here's now yesterday's post for your delayed viewing pleasure:
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