Woman Can Not Live On Yogurt Alone  

SunneyOne 43F
2146 posts
8/29/2005 10:27 am

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Woman Can Not Live On Yogurt Alone

Okay, there’s really two ways I could go with this: Pervy and Not. I wasn’t planning on pervy, nor had I even thought of it, until I typed the title. Then I got this great idea about a woman who was only fed cum from her man. Throat yogurt. Hot on one hand, in a sick kinda way, but at the same time, who would stay with a man like that? You gotta eat now and then. I’m MUCH more apt to stay with a man who feeds me sushi, steak or spaghetti than one who restricts me to his cum only. Don’t get me wrong, dessert has it’s place, if you know what I mean.

Anyway, the NOT pervy option was where I was initially headed before I was sidetracked by my own perviness. Oh, look at that, perviness is not a word, not even with a ‘y’. Oh well. Should be. I was running a teensy bit late this morning and did not have time for breakfast. I left my packet of oatmeal sitting on my kitchen counter. I got to work and got too busy to remember to get something. Then, I had a hair appointment at lunch time. I thought I’d have enough time to eat when I got back, something I left in my office refrigerator. However, our office clerk, whose most used word is “Huh?”, threw out my food this morning, mistaking it for something old. Uhm, hello, ding dong, it’s a frozen dinner. It could be soaked in radiation for 10 years and still wouldn’t have gone bad.

Thankfully, he spared my little cup of peach yogurt. Uh oh, pervy again. Back on track. Okay. So, I’ve had the peach yogurt. I have 4 hours before I will be home. I’m hungry. On top of that, I’m craving spaghetti, now that I’ve typed it. And you can’t cook that super fast. *whining* Yogurt isn’t doing the trick here. I’m not a happy girl right now. I’m not having my sunniest disposition.

Those models who eat nothing but lettuce and yogurt must be some miserable bitches. Poor, skinny girls. Come on over, I’ll make you some spaghetti.

(Juan S)
2642 posts
8/29/2005 11:29 am

LOL... I wanted to say more, but...that pretty much covers it...LOL

SunneyOne 43F

8/29/2005 12:35 pm

Aw, c'mon, Siz, say more say more.

Relief has come (cum) in the form of nuts. LMAO. I love how pervy that sounds. Reality, however, is much more bland. I went to the lil store downstairs and am munching on some pistachios. I even splurged on a real Coke. Sugar high, look out.

thr3sum 33M/F
117 posts
8/29/2005 2:10 pm

my mother in law lives on yogurt and she is a skinny miserable bitch, but i do love her regardless....even if she thinks i'm crazy for loving food. "eat to live, not live to eat."

Fallic40 53M
1858 posts
8/30/2005 7:21 am

And who wants a skinny girl anyway. Women are supposed to be soft and feel good against you.

And as for that spaghetti, would madam want the vodka cream sauce with that pasta?

AnnandDan2005 71M/67F
23 posts
8/30/2005 8:10 am

I think the word you were looking for is pervishness. However since perv isn't a word (pervert is); you can probably make up whatever you want. Pervyness looks good to me.


SunneyOne 43F

8/30/2005 1:11 pm

Dan, thanks for the vocabulary approval.

Fallic - uhm, are you pouring A-1 on your belly? Mmmnn, vodka cream sauce is yummmy....

Fallic40 53M
1858 posts
8/30/2005 8:21 pm

It would be olive oil.

An english guy wouldn't be caught dead with A-1 anyway. It would be HP Sauce.

And is for the vodka cream sauce being yummy - well yes it is.......I make mine from scratch - of course. The 1/4 cup of vodka just brings out the best of all of the flavours from all of the other ingredients.

SunneyOne 43F

8/31/2005 4:26 am

Ah, yes, didn't realize you are English right away. I wouldn't be caught dead with A-1 either. Yuck. And I should hope you make the sauce from scratch. That's the best way.

Let me just say, my spaghetti rocks.

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