Wicked Trick of Nature  

SunneyOne 43F
2146 posts
8/15/2005 5:13 am

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Wicked Trick of Nature


I find it a wicked trick of nature that when it is my "monthly time" that I am severely horny. Why is that? Sure, sure, I know someone can give me a very medical definition that has something to do with hormones. However, that doesn't tell me what demonic glee Mommy Nature got out of making it that way.

Every month, without fail, the beginning of Aunt Flo's visit is heralded by my awakening with a va-va-va-voom, ready to hump the nearest solid surface. Then, for the next 5 days as nature takes its course with cramps, water retention, moodiness and bleeding, I consider fucking with every breath. It just isn't right.

Right now, I'm out of state. I am in GA visiting my parents and grandparents. I know, how very dutiful of me. In the meantime, Tampax and I have become reacquainted, and I'm horny as hell. It is seriously hard to get 10 minutes to myself to get off while my mom is yelling from the kitchen to ask if I want a biscuit. Damn. This must be why I moved out so early. And how twisted is it to be sitting visiting with Nanny and through no fault of anyone's have my mind drifting to something overtly sexual? Terrifying.

Last night, I went to sleep horny. This morning, I woke up and could hear the shower running. I knew that mom wouldn't be yelling for a bit. I stretched and felt my hard nipples skim under the sheets. I reached up, and gave them a pinch, twist and a tug. I felt that flutter, that rush, the throb in my clit and knew I had to... I thought of him, his body stretched on top of mine, his chest on my back, my ass at his hips, our legs tangled, his thigh on my pussy. I bit my lip to hold back a moan and rolled over to my stomach. Hand flat on the bed, I ground against it like it was him, not the same, but I couldn't wait...

My whimpers were muffled into the pillow. My fingers twisted the blanket into knots. By the time I came, I was covered with a fine sheen of sweat and breathing hard. I smiled and stretched again, relieved for now.

And then, a cramp twisted my insides. And from the kitchen, "Pumpkin, do you want a biscuit before I go??" Damnit... I need to get home.

methodman1000 40M
1775 posts
8/15/2005 7:21 am

thats mother nature for you....he he he


LovableEclectic 59F

8/15/2005 8:26 am

LOL I guess that is the price we pay for all of the good stuff that comes with being a woman.


SWM_looking_67 49M
21 posts
8/15/2005 2:38 pm

Well I would hope that you have someone that does not mind riding the Crimson wave. On another topic, I have seen meathodmans picture on anothe profile for a guy in upstate NY.


eroticneurotic 46M

8/15/2005 3:33 pm

Damn Sunney, welcome back! You've done it again, nice description of your personal pleasuring. I gotta go rub one out now, he he he........


SunneyOne 43F

8/16/2005 10:58 am

Many thanks, folks.

Don't worry, erotic. I just did too. LOL


SunneyOne 43F

8/16/2005 1:51 pm

Uhm, thanks for the critiquing Road. Glad you enjoyed them. I am curious though - you say that it could be written by a man with the emotion it arouses. Do you not think that there are women who have those thoughts and desires too?


SunneyOne 43F

8/17/2005 4:13 am

Wow, thank you. No, I haven't had a mentor as far as writing goes. Who I like is going to sound perhaps a bit sophmoric compared to what you may expect: Nicholas Sparks, Nicholas Evans, Anne Rice, Jonathan Kellerman, Maya Angelou.

As far as writing porn / erotica, I write what I know, what I fantasize about and try to describe it as lucidly and clearly as possible. Don't get me wrong, I've written some "girlie" stuff before that is more hearts and flowers, and now and then that comes out. It's just me.


eroticneurotic 46M

8/17/2005 8:03 am

Hey Sunney, don't I get any recognition for the inspiration on "Whispers"? ha ha ha......LOL


eroticneurotic 46M

8/17/2005 8:19 am

Road, if you like these, you should go back and read "The Priest and the Whore", now that's a true erotic masterpiece and sooo taboo too>:


SunneyOne 43F

8/17/2005 12:07 pm

Thank you. I like it when it flows. *Smirk* Sometimes I can write well, and sometimes it just isn't there. I suppose if I were going to do it for a living, then I'd have to have a mentor. For now, it is for fun, as a release and as a tool to aid other's releases.


eroticneurotic 46M

8/17/2005 2:59 pm

Yeah, other's releases is right.


destinybound30 41F

8/25/2005 1:43 pm

Methodman...OMG!OMG! OMG!...WTF DUDE


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