What's Better Than A Poke?  

SunneyOne 43F
2146 posts
9/1/2005 10:13 am

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

What's Better Than A Poke?


I am easily distracted at work, usually. The exception being when I am involved in a project that actually interests and challenges me. I like medical information. I like data. I like research and investigation. Today, I am working on analyzing the phone records of some poor schmuck who was committing insurance fraud to find out who else was working with him. I love / live for things like that at work.

So, just a bit ago, I was bent over these pages and pages of records, tiny print, lots of numbers and alternately making notes in the margins with my trusty yellow #2 pencil and tickling the keyboard to get the stuff into Excel. I was engrossed, to say the least, dear friends.

However, also being cursed with a bit of ADD, a certain portion of my brain was replaying the Rock Star: INXS episode. I suppose I got to the part where the drummer does his little drumstick twirl and I did that with my pencil, rock star that I am. But suddenly, at that precise moment, legal and investigative genius that I am surfaced as well and found a solid link in the phone records. It jumped out at me. I jumped at it. But my pencil didn’t jump.

So what’s better than a poke in the eye with a sharp stick? Uhm, at this point, damn near anything. Fucking ouch. I don’t think it’s drastic. I made use of our pathetic office first aid kit with the exclamations of Ms. Crabapple in the background. We have a handy dandy eye wash kit which somehow miraculously leaves mascara intact. Humph, must not be really washing anything then. Currently, my eye is very red, sore and watery and I have a wicked headache. I don’t want to open it.

Our office clerk boy, God bless him, is my saving grace. He found, hanging from his personal goods at the office, something to ease my pain. I am currently wearing it. Can you guess? Can you? Wait for it… wait … wait… Yup. Arrrrr! A pirate eye patch. Can I just tell you how sexy I am in this moment? Right, no, I don’t need to. You’re picturing it. Yup. Captain Sunney, bitches.

RailBaron2 54M

9/1/2005 11:45 am

Ouch!!! & such Pretty eyes you have, hope you gey better soon & that theres no permenant dammage. Off Subject- Thank you for having a photo
of your face that people can see what you look like. Jim


RailBaron2 54M

9/1/2005 11:46 am

Ouch!!! & such Pretty eyes you have, hope you get better soon & that theres no permenant dammage. Off Subject- Thank you for having a photo
of your face that people can see what you look like. Jim


SunneyOne 43F

9/1/2005 12:26 pm

Mzhuny - Uhm, yup, I do recall that. She was a teensy bit on the teensy side for me though as I do prefer my ladies with somethin' to hold. And, well, I'm sure her's came with a better story than mine.

Rail - Aww, thanks!


eroticneurotic 46M

9/1/2005 2:52 pm

Poor Baby , I know that sucks, I had to wear an eye patch for six weeks one time after getting poked in the eye during a fight. I kept running into stuff with no vision on one side. What was really a bitch was driving, at least I didn't run into anything that way. I hope you're feeling better, eyes are a terrible thing to injure.


SunneyOne 43F

9/1/2005 7:02 pm

Ahh, it's fine now. I just wanted to milk wearing an eye patch for a few hours. teehheee


rm_Teloch_Vovim 44M

9/3/2005 10:30 am

ARRRRRRR!


rm_mtnravyn 60M
890 posts
9/4/2005 11:57 am

Speaking of pirates – An old man was sitting on a bench at the mall. When a young man walked up to the bench and sat down. He had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, blue, and yellow. The old man could do nothing but stare.
The young man said sarcastically, " What's the matter old timer, never done anything wild in your life?"
Without batting an eye, the old man replied, "Got drunk once and had sex with a parrot. I was just wondering if you were my son."

Hope the eyes continues to see clearly and that multi-level functioning of the mind doesn't ambush you again soon.


SunneyOne 43F

9/5/2005 6:42 am

LMAO... Heard it before, but it always makes me laugh!

The eye is fine, thanks. My brain, however, is a bit flighty.


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