Strippers Love Me.  

SunneyOne 44F
2146 posts
9/11/2005 8:36 am

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Strippers Love Me.

So it is a wee bit late in the morning for me to be finally up and functional, but I have a good excuse, I swear. Some friends from this fine site and I went out to Kobe Japanese Steakhouse for dinner last night. We had a large group - 12 of us - and had an AMAZING time.

Our lovely waiter and chef were amused and hopefully well tipped by all of us. I think we toasted them more than a few times. As dinners in places like that go, it took a while. The food was magnificent, the company wonderful, and it was all around a good time. Then... someone (damn, was that me?) suggested we go to a strip club.

So, 7 of us piled in and drove over to a fine establishment where I don't think any of us had ever been. Someone thought we'd get in free if someone was getting married, so it was decided that myself and one of the guys were getting married. I was introduced as his wife all night long and the whole thing was rather hysterical.

Can I just tell you how hot some of these chics are? Can I also mention how adept they are at getting your money? Yeah, but upside down on the pole and doing that one thing with the butt, okay, I can spare a dollar for that. The dances abounded, and I will say, every one of the lovely ladies purred that she loooooved women.

For some odd reason (pure innocence) I decided it would be a fine idea to dispose of my panties before getting a dance. And, wearing a skirt, well, the ladies all noticed. Not my fault. One in particular, my new girlfriend Maia, was very into it and left a couple bite marks on my inner thigh and damn near got me off before we were interrupted. *giggle*

Being quite the chatty Cathy, I made a few 'friends' and danced with many women including a lovely girl there with her husband who used to be a dancer. Damn. She was hot. We had titty rubbing. *snicker* Okay, but back to the title... Strippers love me. Why, you ask?

Well, let me give you some examples:
1. I didn't wear panties with my skirt.
2. I complimented them on their too cute panties
3. I was not over the top asking for silly stuff.
4. I am cuddly soft.
5. I was certainly not above dancing with them in the club and helping to advertise them to the males in the room.
6. I say silly things, such as: "She's got Van Halen hair. Might as well jump." "Ooh, punkin, I could take you home and feed you pancakes." "Tell that bastard your feet hurt and you need to sit the fuck down." "Rockin socks." "Appreciate, gentlemen! Notice the fact that her legs are longer than yours!" "Gawk, goddamnit, gawk, you know you wanna."

And finally, "Hey, let's talk physics."

Strippers love me.

TheQuietGuy2005 54M
2386 posts
9/11/2005 8:55 am

Sounds like it was a riot ... and I can understand what a breath of fresh air you must've been for the gals!

Mind you, I can't help wondering how the male customers took to you!

hereforyou6217 43M
912 posts
9/11/2005 8:56 am

You are hilarious! And it sounds like you had a great time. And I'm thinking that the reasons that strippers love you are the same reasons that guys love you-- or anyone for that matter. Especially the "cuddly soft" thing. Hee!

iluvjbsinaz 55M

9/11/2005 9:00 am

What is the friction required to hang upside down on that pole?? Let's talk physics, indeed!

SunneyOne 44F

9/11/2005 9:36 am

QuietGuy - Uhm, I had a few flattering remarks from the males present, sure. The whole thing is kind of funny, really.

hereforyou - You're sweet, thank you. I was surprised by a few things. 1 - Some of them really needed to shave. How do you go to work in that job w/ stubble? 2 - They weren't oily or glittery. 3 - Their lil outfits were so cute. 4 - They don't even have to act sleazy and guys are still throwing them money. Makes me want a second job. LMAO

iluvjb - You should have seen the muscles on some of these girls. I had visions of myself as Bridget Jones with my fanny sliding down the pole in a much less sexy fashion. These girls weren't playing. They had some strength to their lil skinny selves.

abdoullah5 40M

9/11/2005 2:24 pm

salut qls bx yeux tu as vachement belle ! je crois q ma grosse queue te convient tres bien mais crois tu q la grandeur de la queue est necessaire pour q la femme ait facilement son orgasme, biz

eroticneurotic 46M

9/12/2005 1:14 am

MMM MMM, I love OZ! I knew that I was missing out on the Kobe's thing as it was, but had no idea you guys were going to OZ for an after party. I feel like a kid who just missed out on a trip to Disney. I wish I could have seen you in full strip club mode, I can only imagine how much fun that was. I think I'll go off and pout now, btw, thanks for the call informing about the trip to OZ, not. How could you leave a fiend me out on a trip like that? LOL

AltumHunksUnite 53M

9/12/2005 6:53 am

Yes, Sunney was en fuego that night. You had those girls eating from your hand.

I swear most of the fun was in the back corner with the house girls and even a retired dancer. If we all ever go back there, I'm getting a dance with Ellen.

Let me drive. I like the view

SunneyOne 44F

9/12/2005 7:58 am

Let me point out, that while Ellen was friendly, there were a few problems.

1 - She hadn't shaved and had some wicked stubble.
2 - I wasn't even aware she worked there until she danced for us.
3 - Your stripper name is Ellen? Ellen? Not Sinnamon or Bambi or Maia or Heather? Ellen. Uhm, okay.

Erotic - Figured you were busy.

(Juan S)
2642 posts
9/12/2005 10:08 am

When I stop shaking my head and laughing, I am going to make a comment...really...I am...LOL

SunneyOne 44F

9/12/2005 10:11 am

No problem, Sizz... we'll wait. Not patiently, but we'll wait.

(Juan S)
2642 posts
9/12/2005 10:15 am

Didn't someone ask you if you were on the prowl in a certain "In search of..." post, when you mentioned looking for a certain Hooter's Ho? Hmmm? LOL

hereforyou6217 43M
912 posts
9/12/2005 11:37 am

Well sunney, I'll tell you what. You ever need someone to tuck dollar bills into your g-string, you just let me know, OK? Heh.

Was this one of those Tampa strip clubs? Those places are Eeeeee-vil!

SunneyOne 44F

9/12/2005 12:09 pm

Sizz - Sure, someone did, but I'm not. Making friends w/ strippers isn't 'prowling'. And I have to rate strippers one step higher than Hooter's Ho's. At least strippers have some talent and are using their bodies for money instead of just handing out wings while wearing support hose. NOT that I don't ogle the Hooters Ho's.

hereforyou - I'm all about someone tucking money in my panties. *giggle* Uhm, no, not Tampa. We were in St. Pete. Not hardly a strip club per se either. Panties on at all times, pasties on, and sometimes lil bra tops on. I liked it. I have no need to see the taco.

LovableEclectic 59F

9/12/2005 8:48 pm

Sunney - And, once again, we wound up in the ladies room for a tittie-fest. This is becoming a habit...but I'm not complaining

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