Planned Porno  

SunneyOne 43F
2146 posts
8/22/2005 11:18 am

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Planned Porno


Do you plan your porn? Your masturbation times? Sometimes the urge hits me rather unexpectedly, and I can’t fight it off. In those moments, masturbation is crucial, urgent, and imminent. I will scurry off somewhere relatively private and dial 0 on the pink rotary phone. But other times, I just know I want to, and can feel it building, and I’ll “schedule” it. For instance, tonight. I am scheduling a time to watch some borrowed porn (see previous post with the same title) and get myself off once or twice.

I don’t particularly have other plans, per se, but I’m making this a priority. Home, swim some laps, make dinner, watch porn, get myself off. Done. Maybe do it again if it’s a hella good porno.

This isn’t to say I haven’t cum in days, or that my body “needs” it. As far as that goes, I’d have to say I’m satisfied. Doesn’t mean I don’t wanna play with the man in the boat though. Plus, there’s the whole issue of borrowed porno bitches calling my name, pouting with their puffy lips that I haven’t paid attention to them yet. “Ladies, ladies, please. I’m working. I’ll have time for you all this evening. Get primed up, bitches…I’ll be ready to get off.”

Planning the porn keeps me wound pretty tightly all day. I stay in a moderately turned on state, but keep it regulated, and not too out of hand. Needless to say, I could be swung into full arousal with very little effort, but we aren’t going there. For now, my clit is hard, I’m wet, and my nipples are sensitive. I think I can even still feel a bit of soreness on my ass cheek from a slap.

Just so we’re clear ‒ porno gets watched from the couch, naked, tonight. So, if you call and I don’t answer, well, give me 20 minutes and call back. I’ll be much calmer then.

rm_VoodooGuru1 49M
2053 posts
8/22/2005 11:52 am

This piece is brilliant writing, great work Sunny!

Every line is a treat, but this one is f*cking hilarious, "dial 0 on the pink rotary phone." I've never heard that one before.


eroticneurotic 46M

8/22/2005 2:45 pm

LMAO Sunney, you're too friggin' funny.
Yes the porn bithces are hella good, so you might as well plan on doing it again. Let's see there's Teri Weigel(smokin'hot), Ava Vincent and Briana Banks just for headliners. Yeah, I think you'll get off a few times girl. Let me know when it's safe to come watch the Ultimate Fighter. ha ha lol


SunneyOne 43F

8/22/2005 3:35 pm

All's safe. I've been through both already. WAY too much plot in Emerald Rain. Even if the chics were hot. No where near enough group action in either. Teri Weigel had a hot body but I got bored w/ her. I liked your other porno better.

I think it comes on at 11. You coming over then?


eroticneurotic 46M

8/22/2005 4:05 pm

BORED, are you fucking kidding me?! I guess those are more of pornos for men to watch then. I can't say I've ever been bored watching Teri.
O.K., I'll bring you some different ones then, if it's more group you want, then group it is. you're right about the too much plot thing though. I listed that on an older post as a recomendation for porn w/ plot. You have to admit, the waterfall scene and the last scene were fucking HOT though, right?

Yeah, right around 11, I won't be late, this time. Is DC gonna be there? I hope so, he's a cool MF.


LarvaValvePeers 46M

8/22/2005 10:09 pm

hhhmmmm..... wonder what slap that could be??? tryed to call after the movie but i dont have any signal fucking cellphones


SunneyOne 43F

8/23/2005 4:13 am

Could be any one of a FEW of your slaps, DC. And believe me, I'm most definitely NOT complaining. I tried to call you too, guess you'd already gone to sleep. Hope I didn't wake you. Talk to you tonight.


AltumHunksUnite 53M

8/23/2005 6:08 am

Teri Weigel is still doing porn? Or are we talking retro-porn here?

Couches are good, but if you have a good recliner, it works great for that too.

Let me drive. I like the view


SunneyOne 43F

8/23/2005 7:44 am

I think it was only a couple of years old. And yeah, it was her. She was beginning to look a bit... uhm... experienced. Nope, don't have a recliner, but I did recline.


eroticneurotic 46M

8/23/2005 1:00 pm

No,it was actually newer than that and yes Cleavis, she is still doing porn. I just saw her at the Paper Moon strip club (Bradenton) about 4 months ago, looking HOT as hell. I got to bury my face in her cleavage and she reached down my pants and gave me a little mini jerk off. YEEAAH! That was like a fantasy come true. The DVD is autographed too. I actually won it that night by throwing a dollar into a shot glass from ten feet away. She was holding the glass between her tits, you know I wasn't going to miss that one. Only five people made that shot that night. I feel so special. She signed it afterward.


eroticneurotic 46M

8/23/2005 1:07 pm

No worries DC, all of my slaps were in the face and many punches to the stomach. She's saving the good stuff for you my brotha.


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