Panties, Chest Butt and Hair, OH MY!  

SunneyOne 43F
2146 posts
8/18/2005 10:04 am

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Panties, Chest Butt and Hair, OH MY!


Ms. Crabapple has struck again. For those of you unfamiliar with Ms. Crabapple, she is my cantankerously bitchy, power tripping office manager. Ms. Crabapple has recently dropped a few pounds and has taken the opportunity to buy new clothes. First of all, congrats to her; that’s great. Secondly, she has decent taste in clothes, surprisingly enough.

But you knew there’d be a catch to it.

Ms. Crabapple has a couple of articles of clothing that are a WEE bit inappropriate for the office. It just so happens that she is wearing both of them today. She has a pair of white linen slacks. Ladies, you can probably guess where this is heading already. They are pleated in the front, and fit fine. However, they aren’t so blousy in the back, and are quite see through. For some reason, Ms. Crabapple wears the same panties every single time she wears these slacks. I can only assume that she KNOWS you can see straight through them and PURPOSEFULLY wears the white lace see through drawers for that reason. Is it hot? Uhhhm, do you look at your mom in panties and think it’s hot? (Assuming you aren’t from an inbreeding state.) Right then.

With said white linen slacks, she is wearing a chocolate colored silky top, sleeveless with a draped neck. But the drapes have apparently fallen from the rod. The neck is SO drapey that there is an inordinate amount of cleavage showing. Now then, being the proud owner of a rather extensive cleavage myself, I am conscious of it and notice it on others. Ladies, if you have cleavage of your own without push ups, pads, wires, stuffing or saline, you don’t NEED to accentuate it. Everyone can already see it. Worse yet, it starts to look like a butt. Really, push some big boobies together so that there is a crack, block out the shirt and neck and you have an ass. So, Ms. Crabapple has an ass on her chest.

Finally, as I am conferencing with her, trying to not detach my retinas by looking at either her panties or the ass on her chest, I notice something horrid. She has a straggler hair, long and wiry, gleaming in the fluorescent light, sticking straight out of her cheek. My fingers twitch, morphing into tweezers. I have to clench my fists to keep from reaching out to get it. I need to sit on my hands. Jesus, that thing is amazing. Uh oh.. she must feel it. She’s touching it. Good Lord, she’s going to pull it while we are talking. Must not be attached too well, her cheek isn’t even moving… almost… almost.. yeah, there…pull…get it… oh my God. She flicks her fingers and it falls, right on top of her chest butt.

I think I’m going to be ill.

overworkedloon 56M
400 posts
8/18/2005 11:33 am

Interesting that you should mention her chest looks like an ass. I remember watching a show on the discovery channel about human sexuality...I think it was narrated by Richard Attenborough or one of those verrrrrry British gentlemen. As shows about sex tend to do, they eventually got around to breasts. Evidently it's somewhat of a consensus among behavioralists that the reason men love boobs is because it reminds their subconsious of an ass. In primates one signal of a female wanting to mate is presenting her backside to the potential partner. In some species it even becomes enlarged and turns a bright red when the female is in heat. So, I guess that means that men that are boob men are really ass men.


SunneyOne 43F

8/18/2005 12:27 pm

Very interesting. I am so laughing at the idea of Ms. Crabapple's ass swelling and turning bright red that I have snarfed my Diet Coke. Thanks for that. I have heard the same thing, though. Personally, I try not to let the girls get too snuggly with each other and keep a lil separation between them. Most men would be surprised to learn that the hollow between a woman's breasts and just beneath them is VERY sensitive. At least on me, it's a very erogenous zone. Just a little FYI.


eroticneurotic 46M

8/18/2005 12:27 pm

Hey now, I resent that statement about an inbreeding state, I can't help where I was born. lol
Extensive cleavage, you, no way. That's a major understatement at best, you my dear, have the biggest boobs I have EVER seen in person, oh wait, did I say that out loud?
OMG, that ass on her chest thing and the hair is toooo fucking funny.
If it's not one thing with you, it's another Sunney. You've either got us all popping up hard ons or rolling on the floor, either way, I love to read your stuff girl. ah ha ha ah ha ha..............


CellarMaster00 51M

8/18/2005 12:32 pm

Well there goes my dinner for the evening. Osso Bucco with angel hair pasta and cabernet. I think I'll just have soup now!!! LOL


eroticneurotic 46M

8/18/2005 12:35 pm

overworked, I think men are boob men for several reasons, one would be just what you said, another is because they were one of the first things we were familiar with as a baby and a main source of food(pleasure) and the fact that we don't have them ourselves is yet another. Not to mention how awesome and curvy they are to feel and play with. Any man who is not a boob man, was not breast fed, that is my opinion. Also, boobs and asses go together and should be proportionate to the other. I guess you just explained why I like them both sooooo... much. Btw, Sunney's ass gets bright red too, but only after she's had a good spanking.LOL (read previos blog post)


SunneyOne 43F

8/18/2005 4:35 pm

That sucks... my own blog ate my post.

Erotic - There you go tellin tales. I think you're both right about the boob thing. Either way, it works in my favor if they like big ones. I'm a boob person myself. Love 'em. On chics of course... On men, I'm an ass girl.

Cellar - Sorry to ruin dinner. Please pass the pasta.


destinybound30 41F

8/20/2005 8:37 am

omg gurl! im laughing sooo hard right now..Very well put 2gether..Tell me is her name really Crabapple? lol


SunneyOne 43F

8/20/2005 10:46 am

Naw, I just call her Ms. Crabapple 'cause she is. Course, I also call her Attila the Hun, Beeyotch, Dead Man Walking and FuckNut. Ms. Crabapple just sounds so much more literary.


destinybound30 41F

8/24/2005 7:46 am

Wow!..lmao..u are very funny and have a way with words..Since i began reading your blog i have a new sense of who u are...


SunneyOne 43F

8/24/2005 8:18 am

Aww Destiny, that's sweet. I hope it's a good sense. I'm enjoying yours as well.


destinybound30 41F

8/25/2005 8:50 am

Nothing but good, sweets!


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