SunneyOne 43F
2146 posts
9/7/2005 11:22 am

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MMgghh, fffhhhpphht. These are the only verbal utterances I am currently capable of. Why, you ask? I am presently creating dental impressions in two Milk Duds. What in hell has Hershey’s put in that caramel? That is not normal caramel. I’ve had their Milk Maids caramels which are chewy caramel goodness. Why is this stuff a second cousin to tar? I am going to get some hot water to melt this as I do believe it is the only way to unhinge my jaw without losing teeth.

Lovely. I am full of grace and beauty. You can not even imagine.

RailBaron2 54M

9/7/2005 11:59 am

it must be bad if a hot woman cant melt a piece of carmell!(Grin)

SunneyOne 43F

9/7/2005 12:27 pm

Like I said, the damn thing was basically tar. Let me know if you find a hot woman and I'll give her a go at my Milk Duds.

*snicker* Doesn't that sound pervy?

(Juan S)
2642 posts
9/7/2005 12:34 pm

Sunney...close your eyes...relax the muscles in your mouth and let your tongue play over the delicious chocolate resting in your mouth...

I gave this advice to a date a while back, of course it was for something else, but I'm sure it will work in your predicament...LOL

LarvaValvePeers 46M

9/7/2005 1:24 pm

milk duds and sugar daddys , i actually lost a filling trying to eat one.

eroticneurotic 46M

9/7/2005 2:08 pm

Too funny, the last time I had those damn things I was in a movie(The Last Samurai) damn I love that movie, but anyway, I f#cking lost a crown to those things and had to sit there through 2/3rds of the movie with no crown. Down with Milk Duds I say!

hereforyou6217 43M
912 posts
9/7/2005 3:46 pm

Sunney, your blog never fails to make me giggle. I'd feel bad about it if the exact same thing didn't happen to me-- milk duds, skittles, they both make my jaw hurt after a while. Ugh.

'Course, I've been accused of making other peoples' jaw hurt, too, so there's that... heh.

SunneyOne 43F

9/7/2005 4:06 pm

Yeah, I'm thinking no more Milk Duds for me. Knock on wood, I have no cavities, fillings or crowns, but if I have any more Milk Duds incidents, I can't expect that to continue. I am happy to report that one half cup of hot tea later, all Milk Dud is gone.

Sizz - Damn, warm in here, and all over some candy...

rm_mtnravyn 60M
890 posts
9/7/2005 4:07 pm

Sunney Is this just your way to cover the fact your are trying to strengthen those all important jaw muscles fro some upcoming special event? Count me in on the lost filling as well. I looked at the ingredients once and they were surprisingly close to the same as in the sealant used around windshields. LOL

Fallic40 53M
1858 posts
9/7/2005 6:06 pm

even worse is the caramel drool that goes with eating milk duds like that.

SunneyOne 43F

9/7/2005 7:04 pm

hereforyou - Think of me as here for you to make you giggle. Oh goodness, made myself giggle.

Mtnravyn - I was a Girl Scout and do believe that preparation is key. Upcoming. *snicker* Nothing special, no "event" per se. At least not that I know of, unless he's planning something. Let's just say that it is always good to have strong jaw muscles should the opportunity... erm...arise.

AltumHunksUnite 53M

9/8/2005 9:07 am

Put the box of Milk Duds in the Florida sun for a while. Mmm... nice soft gooey Milk Duds.

Let me drive. I like the view

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