Jiggle Free Buns  

SunneyOne 43F
2146 posts
10/19/2005 7:00 am

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Jiggle Free Buns


I am on a mission. I’ve been working out on my elliptical machine for the last two months or so pretty religiously. I want to be smaller. I have a set of DVDs for aerobics, body sculpting and targeting various areas. One of these is “Jiggle Free Buns”. The specifically targeted DVDs are more “advanced” than the others, supposedly. Yet, that did not deter me from trying Jiggle Free Buns last night.

Uh huh. Right. I’m not sure how many work outs that they think this will take, but I can tell you, it only took me one. After huffing and puffing through one excruciating work out, my ass will not jiggle. Is this amazing muscle tone? No, it’s fear. My ass is scared to jiggle. My ass is crying out, “Please please don’t make me do that work out again! I won’t jiggle; I swear!”

Currently, said ass has the appearance of a rock formation, albeit a very round rock formation. But, said ass is not jiggling, not a bit.

Rockhard2x6 54M

10/19/2005 11:10 am

Sounds we are both on a similar mission. I joined a gym about a month ago. I got with a personal trainer and do machine type workouts 3 days a week and cardio the other two days. I feel much better and am loosing the terrible weight that made me so miserable over the last couple of years.

Just don't change those beautiful eyes or that gorgeous smile baby.


digdug41 49M

10/19/2005 1:26 pm

well its nice to stay in shape sunney unfortunately all I lift is the remote to the T.V. I do push ups with my son on my back he's 140lbs so that is a work out although I haven't done any this week that and crunches are as far as I'm willing to go for now dont want to be the hulk but I dont want to look like the michellin man either
have fun and make sure to give yourself a rest between the workouts

roaming the cyber streets of blogland


Mr_Goodgiver 59M

10/19/2005 3:16 pm

I haven't laughed this hard in a very long time... between this one and some of the others I've been enjoying over the past few hours killing time. Thanks for the pick-me-up!

Anyway, there are easier (and more fun) ways to exercise. Don't hold me accountable for this, but I heard from some reliable sources (Masters & Johnson, I think) that the average love-making session burns off 900 calories. (I'll have to keep that in mind the next time I pig out at the Old Country Buffet.)


rm_anacortes 74M
2850 posts
10/19/2005 5:43 pm

I am sure your body will delight you..

I write, however, to commend you on your post concerning lunar connetion..

This seems espially apt if one has watched this Fall moon recently..

So thanks for sharing.. hope you get what you are working for..

Namaste


AmberSolaire 42M

10/19/2005 9:07 pm

Dont take out all the jiggle.I like a bit of jiggle.....

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SunneyOne 43F

10/20/2005 2:56 am

I don't think there is any danger in me losing "all" the jiggle. In all actuality, I have a big butt, and while it may get a teensy bit smaller and hopefully a bit more shapely, we are what we are. So I will forever have ghetto booty.

Mr. Goodgiver - I have heard that as well, but it is 900 calories an HOUR. Uh huh. Not so often that a guy goes an hour. But that's another topic altogether.


rm_B0SSIERBOY 57M
476 posts
10/20/2005 9:30 am

I thought it might be because your muscles went NUMB from the workout. They can't giggle if you can't feel them. Maybe botox would work.

You should try my new workout video, "Billion $ Botox Buns"


rm_gent258 68M
486 posts
10/20/2005 12:43 pm

I can relate to that. I am in the gym three times a week on the stepper and lifting weights. Being in shape has its own rewards: you feel better about yourself and the opposite sex notices you. And it makes your sex life better,too.


Mr_Goodgiver 59M

10/21/2005 5:23 am

An HOUR??? No wonder I'm so skinny!


Sizzle364
(Juan S)
52M
2642 posts
10/21/2005 9:11 am

LMAO!!!!!

Oh by the way...If you've got an hour to spend, I have something to show you...LOL


MrHardCock827 53M
1 post
10/24/2005 8:46 am

how big is your butt...? what size panties? 7 or 8 Hmmmm I bet your ass looks Awsome.....


SunneyOne 43F

10/25/2005 4:23 am

MrHard - wow... I have to say, that's kind of nunya, bud. While I appreciate the compliment...Let's just say it's big.


heavensent1123 52F

10/26/2005 11:24 am

Hey Sunney;

You always make me laugh. I'm with you on the trying to improve your body thing, just haven't been all that dedicated about it, which I really hate. I try and try, but then those long hours at work interfere and I make excuses. Keep up the work Sunney, personally I really do think your beautiful. I love the eyes, the lips, and the complexion, stop doubting yourself. Your a beautiful woman.


SunneyOne 43F

10/27/2005 6:28 am

Aww, heaven, you're such a sweet punkin. *hugs* Thank you for that. I don't doubt my eyes, lips and complexion...however, I have never had the kind of body that men go, "now THAT'S a nice ass!" or something like that. I just think it would be kinda nice.


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