Incredible Vibrating Tits  

SunneyOne 43F
2146 posts
9/12/2005 11:45 am

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Incredible Vibrating Tits


I was debating on whether or not to tell this story as it is somewhat embarrassing. However, those who have heard it have all laughed quite a bit and declared that I must tell it. (eye roll) So, since I really don’t have anything better to write anyway because there is construction outside my office which I am sure is something designed to torture us with the constant banging, I will write this. It doesn’t take a whole lot of imagination as it unfortunately completely true.

On Friday, a most unfortunate event occurred. I have only recently begun keeping my cell phone on at work. As Ms. Crabapple hates them, I used to keep it off. However, lately I am hoping a certain someone will call, and I have even less regard for Ms. Crabapple, if that is possible. So, I keep it on my desk on vibrate.

Now then, on the day in question, I had to take a file down to my boss, the cool one, with some work I had done. Since I hadn’t talked to him at all yet, I thought there was a good chance I’d be down there for a while just basically chatting as it was a Friday afternoon and we had not had our quality time. That said, I also didn’t want to miss a certain phone call. And, as luck would have it, I didn’t have any pockets.

So, my cell phone snuggled in between my boobs facing out so that I didn’t accidentally call someone with my tits. There I am, leaning over my boss’s desk, describing some strangeness in this file when suddenly…. BUUZZZZZ…. BUUUZZZZ. It was audible. For some unknown reason, I believed that if I ignored it, it would stop.

I was wearing a cream colored top, and the blue light from my phone was glowing straight through it. BUUUZZZZ. My face was raspberry red. My boss was staring right at my chest grinning whilst I attempted to explain something about the side effects of Meclizine.

“Uhm, Jodi, your tits are vibrating.”

Realizing that the gig was up, and not wanting to miss the call, I said, “Sorry, let me get that.” I reached in my shirt, retrieved my phone and answered it. My boss was laughing, coughing and hooting while I tried to talk. He croaked out something like, “I’m glad that wasn’t some kinky toy.” I muttered back, “I left that one at home today.” By the time I got off the phone, he put his own in his pants and said, “Let’s see if my dick will vibrate before you leave.”

Uhm, Mr. Boss Man, if it does, I like you more than you know. (wink)

NatchuralGuy 63M

9/12/2005 2:46 pm

"Yes, boss - I listen in the left and speak into the right. Fortunately, they're big enough for me to do that without straining my neck. Care to answer this call?"


jrtwn 48
12 posts
9/12/2005 6:44 pm

You're HIRED!


hereforyou6217 43M
912 posts
9/12/2005 7:50 pm

You know, I'm trying hard, but I got nothin', here. The story's too absurd and hilarious on its own for me to be able to improve on it.

Maybe... "You want me to get that?" Too obvious?

The cell phone in the pants thing, though-- that's great. The guys in my quintet call that "masturbation by proxy".


rm_mtnravyn 60M
890 posts
9/12/2005 8:00 pm

Sunney Did you have the hands free with the two ear peices? One in the tip of each cup?


SunneyOne 43F

9/12/2005 8:08 pm

LMAO... You guys are too much. Its just a regular old cell phone. It was way down deep in there and I had to totally reach down and in to get it. Yeah, I'm lucky. My boss is a great guy with a really great sense of humor. Thank God. I would so be fired if it weren't for that.


tireguy5 65M

9/13/2005 11:43 am

Hi this is the first time I have responde to a blog...It made me laugh which is something i needed to do lately...thanks...would love to have seen ur tits vibrating....once again thanks


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