Hooray for Hooters  

SunneyOne 43F
2146 posts
8/23/2005 10:23 am

Last Read:
3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Hooray for Hooters

I had lunch at Hooters today; God bless ‘em. While I did skip their delish wings and opted instead for my new favorite, Caesar salad, it was still a culinary delight. But let’s face it, that’s not why any of us go to Hooters. We go to see the Hooters girls in their teensy shorts, tight tank tops and Hooters hose. I was slightly disappointed in my Hooters Ho today, though. She looked barely over 18, which is just too young, and had on pink eyeshadow in a very disturbing shade. On top of all that, her name tag said “Holli Belle”. Give me a fucking break. Your name is not Holli Belle, and if it is, your parents should be shot and you need to get that changed. At least drop the “Belle”.

My favorite Hooters Ho, Evan, was apparently working another section. Now, lovely Evan is the perfect Hooters Ho for me. She is a little tall, maybe 5’8”, with long, super shiny healthy almost black hair, a slightly pug nose, piquant little mouth, green eyes and some sexy as hell Ashley Banfield glasses. For those unfamiliar with Ms. Banfield, see the pic. Evan the Hooters Ho has lovely breasts, of course, but they are real, surprisingly enough. They are about a full C, maybe a D, and she has actual hips, God bless her. Her ass is good, and her thighs rock. She has skin like milk with the most perfect freckles on her perfect nose and shoulders. *wistful sigh* At any rate, I lust Evan the Hooters Ho. I get rather tongue tied when she asks if I’d like them naked and extra wet (the wings, perverts). I know… my mind goes there too. “Hell yes, dear Evan, I would love you naked and extra wet.”

This all brings to mind a recent remark from a friend who noted that I am “picky about my [your] women.” I was rather surprised, but had to admit that yes, I am. MUCH more so than with men, a small thing can shatter the glass of an otherwise pretty picture. For instance, Ms. Holli Belle. Deal breakers include: the name (Jesus), the fact that she lists first and middle, the fact that she dotted her “i” with a circle, and the disturbing pink eyeshadow. Salma Hayek (I realize I’m walking on sacred ground here, gents) ‒ Deal breaker: she sometimes has an accent and sometimes not, seriously woman, get it straight. Either you have it or you don’t. Of the two waitresses at Shooters during the last Meet & Greet, we had blue-haired Rhonda and purple-haired someone. First of all, purple hair gets a nod for having sexy smart little Ashley Banfield glasses. Love ‘em. However, Rhonda wore camo pants and some uber sassy white combat boots. But, but but but… on further inspection, Rhonda had a wicked case of split ends. There is just no excuse for unhealthy hair. Can’t do it.

I’m trying to imagine the lovely Hooters Ho Evan having deal breakers. Those hose are damn near a deal breaker, but I can get by that since it’s a uniform. Hmm… uhm… nope. Can’t think of a one. And by the way, Evan, you seem to have gotten some wing sauce on your naughty fingers, let me help with that.

eroticneurotic 46M

8/23/2005 2:34 pm

Too funny, Hooter's Hos, I think you like going to Hooters more than us men. Well, it sounds better at least, a woman lusting after a sexy ass Hooter's Ho. I hope they're not reading this, they might get their feelings hurt being called hos, yeah right, at least they know how to use their "talents" to rake in the cash, right?

SunneyOne 43F

8/23/2005 3:33 pm

You said Hooters Ho's and reading in the same sentence - funny guy. LMAO

rm_VoodooGuru1 49M
2053 posts
8/23/2005 4:51 pm

You should see some of the girls that work the bar at Winghouse on 9th St.

LarvaValvePeers 46M

8/23/2005 8:24 pm

looks like we will be doing lunch there more often , and why didnt you point out your little lust bunny when we were there ??? you trying to hord the cuties?? lol

SunneyOne 43F

8/24/2005 3:56 am

Mmhmm, Winghouse on 9th... noted.

DC - Hmm, did I not mention that even as the oldest, I was sort of an only child for long enough to have an effect? Due to this scientific phenomenon, I don't share my things very well. I'm learning, but it's a slow process. And she wasn't there that day; I did a quick glance around. I don't think she works too often.

SpectacularStuff 41M/52F

8/30/2005 12:52 am

That is too much.... Hooter Hos. We will have to go to hooters one day... lol

"Holli Belle, you parents ought to be shot"... ROFLMAO!!! Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha


Become a member to create a blog