Barbie Feet  

SunneyOne 43F
2146 posts
10/20/2005 11:19 am

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Barbie Feet

As a young girl, I was brought up with the image of Barbie as female bodily perfection. Her thick, long blond hair, enormous and perky breasts, tiny waist, lack of hips, Amazon-long legs and feet just made for stilettos. Even as a teenager, I came to grips with the fact that no REAL woman looks like Barbie. And of course, people came out with the translation of what her actual measurements would be if she were a real person. Though reports of this vary, they seem to average about 5’9” with measurements of 39”-18”-31” and a cup size of F. Her feet would be too small for her to physically stand up. An 18 inch waist? Are you kidding?

Fortunately, I long ago shed the desire to look like Barbie and came to the point of liking me for me. That doesn’t mean I don’t want to be a better “me” just that I know I’m never going to be Barbie. Slenderness aside, the main factor barring me from Barbie-dom was the fact that I have never been able to walk in stilettos.

I am a graceless female. I have only in the last couple of years become proficient with walking in 2-2 ½” heels. That’s really enough for me. So why did I purchase these lovely navy 3 ¾” heels? I can barely walk in them. I have to take teensy little steps and go so very slowly. So why buy them? Why wear them?

Simple…when I put them on, my feet look like Barbie feet. And as long as I’m not walking, for just a minute I live in a dream house with a convertible, swimming pool and a plastic boyfriend.

In reality, I don’t want those things. I’d rather be barefoot at the beach or at home, moderately comfortable in my own body, in a cozy place to live, with just a regular car, and a real man who has his own faults but is definitely not plastic, one who will rub my Barbie feet and my Barbie back, run his hands through my Barbie hair and kiss my glossy Barbie lips. So while I may have Barbie feet today, don’t be fooled, it’s just me ‒ Barbie’s friend Sunney.


slim1691000 67M

10/20/2005 12:22 pm

Sunney,

All you have to do is look sexy in those high heels...heck with walking. Gives us guys a good reason to massage your feet.


SibylBatchAxile 43M
384 posts
10/20/2005 1:00 pm

Barbie's friend Sunney - could I dress and undress you then?

lol...sorry, I couldn't resist that one..

Glad you love who you are sweetie!

ANd I agree, give me barefoot on the beach any day..


AltumHunksUnite 53M

10/20/2005 1:10 pm

So you're "Barbie's Friend, Sunney".

I can only imagine the accessories that would be sold with "Barbie's Friend, Sunney".

Let me drive. I like the view


SunneyOne 43F

10/20/2005 1:47 pm

slim - And who knew that was all it would take? *giggle*

Darius - Wow, I walked right into that one, hm?

Cleavis - Oh goodness... I think I've written about the accessories that come with. LOL


Mr_Goodgiver 59M

10/21/2005 5:26 am

Nothing wrong with not wanting to be "Barbie" -- most people really just want other people to be themselves. The very best we can be is who we really are.


hereforyou6217 43M
912 posts
10/21/2005 10:10 am

Ehh. Barbie's boring. She's kinda plastic for my tastes. Give me Barbie's friend Sunney-- she's real, she's smart, she's cute, and she seems much, much more fun.


SunneyOne 43F

10/21/2005 11:41 am

Ahh, hereforyou, such a charmer from so far away and already taken. *smiles and sighs*


LovableEclectic 59F

10/21/2005 3:27 pm

Oh Sunney I have a few Barbie shoes and they are sooo hard to walk in...but damn they're fun to wear anyway! First tip - scuff up the soles or you'll be sliding instead of walking in them. Second tip - loosen them up so they will bend when you walk - otherwise you'll walk right out of them! If all else fails...buy a navy teddie and only wear them "in bed".


mygmyg 59M

10/22/2005 9:36 am

Sunney One, I don't want you to get a clue, I do so want to Play "Clue" with you. I am still HUNG UP in the shower!!!

What is it that you say when you think or in my case WANT to solve the game? I accuse "mr. right in the sinservatory with the ugh, PIPE" of course.

Well, I would like to SURMISE/PROPOSE/ACCUSE.....

"BARBIE FEET, WITH THE JIGGLE FREE BUNS, ON MR DEPENDABLE"!!!!

I have been swirling the thoughts of the "Sunney One, in the Shower, with Mr. Dependable and ME"!!! En Fuego, Mas Caliente!!!

Your erotic mind has lured me to the great behind, ugh, beyond, to the border of erotic delirium. One Foot Planted on either side and the Sunney One guiding/riding me to ecstacy!!
Arch Welding my mind and body to YOU!!!


mygmyg 59M

10/22/2005 9:38 am

Sunney One, I don't want you to get a clue, I do so want to Play "Clue" with you. I am still HUNG UP in the shower!!!

What is it that you say when you think or in my case WANT to solve the game? I accuse "mr. right in the sinservatory with the ugh, PIPE" of course.

Well, I would like to SURMISE/PROPOSE/ACCUSE.....

"BARBIE FEET, WITH THE JIGGLE FREE BUNS, ON MR DEPENDABLE"!!!!

Your mind is wonderful thing to taste!!

I have been swirling the thoughts of the "Sunney One, in the Shower, with Mr. Dependable and ME"!!! En Fuego, Mas Caliente!!!

Your erotic mind has lured me to the great behind, ugh, beyond, to the border of erotic delirium. One Foot Planted on either side and the Sunney One guiding/riding me to ecstacy!!
Arch Welding my mind and body to YOU!!!


SunneyOne 43F

10/22/2005 1:39 pm

LMAO... Mygmyg.. you are SO funny. Makes me want to pull out Monopoly or Trivial Pursuit.


loknfrafantsy 55M
5 posts
10/23/2005 3:59 am

Dear I am glad you are who you are. Those heels were never meant to be worn out of the bedroom or house at least. You seem to have your head on straight, and killer looks. I hope you find what you are looking for. I wish I could be the one.


mygmyg 59M

10/23/2005 8:03 am

Sunney One, would love a high stakes game of Monopoly , I call the Hat!! Yes, you can be the Car,(singing) ZOOM, ZOOM, ZOOM!!
And I will be singing softly" You can Leave your Hat On" from 8 1/2 weeks!!! the projected time of post game celebration, WIINER TAKES AND ENJOYS ALL!!!

Trivial....Trivial.....who told????


mygmyg 59M

10/23/2005 8:06 am

Sunney One, would love a high stakes game of Monopoly , I call the Hat!! Yes, you can be the Car,(singing) ZOOM, ZOOM, ZOOM!!
And I will be singing softly" You can Leave your Hat On" from 8 1/2 weeks!!! the projected time of post game celebration, WIINER TAKES AND ENJOYS ALL!!!

Trivial....Trivial.....who told????

and sorry about DOUBLE POSTING YOU!!! but it was good both times!!!!!
wore me out!!! I need some left over "cold Pizza"!!
(those confirm numbers, first comment a no post....)


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