Bad Porn  

SunneyOne 43F
2146 posts
7/8/2005 6:44 am

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Bad Porn


I bought my first porn video not too long ago. It was kind of a milestone for me, to actually own one of my very own, not to have to watch 15 second free clips on the internet and have them loop 38 times so I can get off. Selecting said porno was a bit of an experience. I am quite sure these stores aren’t operated by women, otherwise they’d be alphabetical by subject matter, cross referenced with blurbs about all the scenes. At any rate, I finally chose the one I got because it was 8 hours long. I figured in 8 hours, I should be able to find plenty to get the job done, so to speak.

I had only watched the first few scenes and decided to fast forward to see what else was on the DVD. I figured I had over 6 hours unexplored. The scenes varied: straight sex, FMF, MMF, anal, DP, two chics with a strap on, people in uniforms. And here’s where things went awry. The next scene I stumble across is a lady with a man who is a little person… for the sake of this entry ‒ midget ‒ and I apologize if that offends anyone. Whoa. Don’t wanna see that, not my cup of tea. Double fast forward. Next scene ‒ man with a female midget. Uhm…okay. Fast forward. Next scene ‒ FMF where one of the females is a midget.

Every single scene for the rest of the 8 hours contained… you guessed it… a midget. There was nothing on the movie case about midgets. No pictures of them, no mention of them. Believe me, I didn’t want 6+ hours of midgets.

Needless to say, I’m rather disappointed in my selection. I wonder if they’d give me a refund. I feel as though I’ve been short changed. I got the short end of the stick. Even if I did get my money back, it would be too little too late. Oh well, if anyone has any movies they’d like to donate to help me erase the memory, do let me know.

AltumHunksUnite 53M

7/8/2005 8:38 am

Peter North has a video production company, and his stuff is top notch. Nice variety of women, steady camera work without all the clumsy jiggling.

Uh.. well... at least that's what I heard... from someone else... a friend, yeah, that's it.

Let me drive. I like the view


out2hvfun001 46M
4 posts
7/8/2005 9:24 am

A&E has some good ones and it is mail or internet order so you don't have to put up with the bad set up in the store or people looking at you funny... Ya, ya that is what I've been told.


rm_TheHooligan2 44M
409 posts
7/8/2005 9:39 am

holy shit man you got robbed. talk about victem of fault advertizing,

man there are place online you catch porn as much as you want for free and shit man when I say free it free. no bullshit, no ID hassles, and etc.


SunneyOne 43F

7/8/2005 5:06 pm

Cleavis - Mmmm, Peter North... wha? huh? wha say? Oh, right, sorry. Yeah, Peter North. See, the thing is, I'm a frugal girl, and I liked paying $9.99 for said video. Maybe that's why it had such a "little" price. he he he

Out2hv - Well, thing is... damnit I had to admit this... I was kind of turned on by shopping for it in the stores and having the guys watch me shop for it. Riiiight, I'm innocent.

Hooligan - Right, I know its online, but there are only short clips for free. I want something I can watch from my couch with B.O.B. (battery operated boyfriend).

Akadafa - No shit!! I emailed Netflix to tell them this and just got an email back saying "Thanks for your suggestion, but Netflix does not supply adult videos at this time." At this time!! That means there's hope! Hey, I'm an optimist.


LovableEclectic 59F

7/12/2005 2:18 pm

LOL I have enjoyed reading your entries here today. I'll be peeking in often - I love the way you express yourself!


rm_sharksnsails 46M
738 posts
2/3/2006 5:03 pm

Edward Penishands is good, one of the few I like to watch the in between parts.


rm_Snug4U 52M
20 posts
3/5/2006 11:08 am

I hate to be abrupt, but I thought I would just write a little messaage about your short story; that's pretty funny.


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