An Open Letter to Men with Spiky Yellow Hair  

SunneyOne 43F
2146 posts
7/4/2005 6:02 am

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

An Open Letter to Men with Spiky Yellow Hair

Dear Men of Yellow Spiky Hair,

Oh how I love you, men with yellow spiky hair. Every time I see one of you, my knees get weak and begin to shake. My normally verbose and sparklingly witty conversation comes to an abrupt halt. My well manicured palms begin to sweat. My fever spikes and my mouth goes dry. Other things, however, do not.

To put it simply, I can’t take it. I can not fucking take it. I fucking love, LOVE, love men with yellow spiky hair. The whole tousled with the front spiked and gelled up. I don’t know what the hell it is called, but bless you for being able to communicate it to your stylist. You make my day.

Men with yellow spiky hair, you take me back to Kiefer Sutherland in "Lost Boys" and "Flatliners". Oh how I loved him. I realize that Jack Bauer’s hair isn’t spiky, but for christsakes, he is a former yellow spiky haired man and a national hero, and that’s close enough. His voice, oh dear god in heaven, even as a psycho killer in “Phone Booth”, I still wanted him. Nerd glasses and all. We can chalk his perfect enunciation up to being Canadian, but the hair, bless god, is all his own. I love you, Kiefer, and our children would be so lovely with their little pug noses. Hopefully they would have your voice and a smidgen of your money.

Gary LeVox of Rascal Flatts, you are a spiky haired golden god. You sing and I watch your pouty little mouth. Okay... and your ass in those jeans. Your hair is fucking fabulous. I love you, I really do. I am confident that we could produce beautiful children. Your wife won’t mind, really. Just tell her its for philanthropic purposes. They would sing and dance about in cowboy boots with their sassy spiked hair. Please do another video where you are standing in the rain singing, jeans and cowboy shirt all soaking wet. I was too.

And finally, my biggest obsession of a man with spiky yellow hair, the oh so delectable Ty Pennington. Holy Mary, mother of God, I do believe I need my house made over. Just to see you running around with that idiotic megaphone and an expression that says, “What? I know you’re here to see my hot hair. You wanna rub it, I know you do. But you can’t. I'm on TV and I'm busy building a house. Ha ha!” All that, a great personality, incredible bitable six pack abs and beautiful yellow spiky hair. I swear my allegiance. Please, come hammer a nail in this direction.

An honorable mention to the gents with brown hair who highlight and spike in the front. Its close, not exact, but close enough to quicken the pulse and get the engine a-runnin'. God love ya.

Forever your slave,
Spiky hair lover girl

rm_sharksnsails 46M
738 posts
2/3/2006 4:56 pm

yesss *snicker snicker
I have yellow spikey hair when it's short....
this is very good.
very good indeed.
muwaaaa muwaaaa

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