for xxxhandyman4u2, I think that's what he's called here  

Straycatsetsuko 61F
96 posts
11/10/2005 11:10 am

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for xxxhandyman4u2, I think that's what he's called here


A guy calls his buddy the horse rancher and says he's sending a friend
>over to look at a horse.
> His buddy asks, "How will I recognize him?"
> "That's easy, he's a midget with a speech impediment."

> So, the midget shows up, and the guy asks him if he's looking for a male
>or female horse.
> "A female horth."
> So he shows him a prized filly.
> "Nith lookin horth. Can I thee her eyeth?"
> So the guy picks up the midget and he gives the horse's eyes the once
>over.
> "Nith eyeth, can I thee her earzth?"
> So he picks the little fella up again, and shows him the horse's ears.
> "Nith earzth, can I see her mouf?"
> The rancher is gettin' pretty ticked off by this point, but he picks him
>up again and shows him the horse's mouth.
> "Nice mouf, can I see her twat?"

> Totally mad as fire at this point, the rancher grabs him under his arms
>and rams the midget's head as far as he can up the horse's twat, pulls him
>out and slams him on the ground.

> The midget gets up, sputtering and coughing. "Perhapth I should rephrase
that; can I thee her wun awound a widdlebit"?

playtime44uandi 53M
6545 posts
11/12/2005 4:51 am

I love your sence of humor!
the warm night on pluto you mentioned in the group was great!

~We'll Leave The Light On~


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