john norman...please control your weak minded sex challenged groupies....  

StarRavenMist 62F
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4/1/2006 5:07 am

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6/19/2006 1:08 pm

john norman...please control your weak minded sex challenged groupies....


...or...'WEAK MINDED PEOPLE WHOM CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH ARE OFTEN EASILY INSULTED'...

...so i get this email from a dude in beverly hills... telling me he likes my slave profile here on AdultFriendFinder...he wants to get to know me and asks for my contact info...yadda yadda...same ol' same ol'... so i send him a basic thanks and my yahoo addy...

...then i get an email from him naught only 'demanding' that i drop everything i might be busy doing at that exact time he writes me...and call him immediately...but says that i must also physically kneel down onto the floor by my phone in submission to him to dial his number!...yes…he actually 'gives me permission' to do this...and then goes on further to demand that i 'whip' myself...leaving marks as proof befitting my low station to him... and that i should get so excited over the fact that... he... desires me to drive to him in beverly hills ...that i should stop along the way and whip myself yet again… and perhaps even crash my car too ...all for him!!... oh please...i was laughing myself silly while i read it... (and yes its friday... so we all know the 'golden rule of the weekend' : flakes...fakes...and wannabes...are always out in full force for the upcoming weekend lol...)

...well...being the feline i surely am... it was the feline of course ...that answered his absurd email... though i really did try to be nice... and respectfully pointed out that just because he obviously read way too many of the john norman fantasy books of gor... and equally seems to spend far too much time in the gaming or role-playing chatrooms... that does naught make him a Master nor even a dom...i further pointed out …that no real slave nor real dominant worth their salt...would be so full of complete nonsense to make such frivolous unrespectful demands on someone they had never even met before... basically... i educated the diluted swine... or at least gave it a good shot...all within a very respectful manner of course...after all... everyone has to begin to learn somewhere... so i gave him the benefit of the doubt that he was really just a lost soul... caught up like so many other weak minded sex challenged norman groupies... that truly believe the planet gor exists... and they are the masters of the universe to all women everywhere so to speak...all because they read the books and play the games... wow... i am so NAUGHT impressed...(remember its the weekend...and time for its golden rule ...'time for the flakes, fakes and wannabes' ...we all know this...lol) ...yet hoping that if someone just took a few moments to help educate a person like him... perhaps... just perhaps... it might make it a bit better on the rest of us whom live within the reality of what we are... instead of explaining to him that he came off as a wack job… i really tried to be kind of nice and took pity on the poor dude...

...so i ended my reply to him very politely... even offered that if he could understand the reality of what i had just said… i would be open to discussing it over a cup of coffee should he travel to mira loma... again... what i perceived to be a noble gesture on my part... considering how absurdly naive he truly was about anything and everything to do with a real actual slave...i sent off the reply...thinking that would be the end of it... oh no... for i had forgotten the golden rule of the weekend...(the flakes..fakes...wannabe thingy)

...i get another email from him… telling me that by explaining the truth of what a slave is to him… i have highly 'insulted' him...and hence i shall be punished... (oh my...lol..) my punishment for my heinous crime would be… i would be banned from his kingdom in beverly hills and from any further contact with him ever again... oh no i thought... how could this be??? ...(laughing myself silly of course...) ...banished from his kingdom forever... how would i ever live down the shame???... should i panic??...should i beg for mercy???...oh how would i ever go on with my life???... someone please...reality check here...then i thought for a moment and remembered... oh yes... its the weekend... and time of its golden rule ...~sighs with relief~ wow...for a moment there i thought for sure i might have to live out my life in some hellish norman fantasy...but all i really needed is more caffeine and a lightening quick delete button for those golden rule weekend emails...go figure...and be happy...


blueguy1051 60M

4/3/2006 5:12 pm

Damn! I've been taking the wrong approach to get my emails answered ...

Do they serve coffee in Mira Loma on Thursdays?


StarRavenMist 62F

4/4/2006 2:00 am

~smiles with a soft laugh~ ...at least your emails are intelligent sweetie... and yes... i am sure we can find somewhere in mira loma that serves coffee on thursdays... look forward to it...~purrs sensually ~ feline kisses to you ....


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