Gotta leave ya smiling!  

SquirtinCummer 50F
67 posts
8/19/2006 9:24 am

Last Read:
8/20/2006 12:00 pm

Gotta leave ya smiling!


1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?

(because they are plugged into a genius)

2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX?

(they don't have enough time)

3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG?

(they don't stop to ask directions)

4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?

(because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vaporlock)

(You're laughing, aren't you?!?!)

5. WHY! WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS?

(so they won't hump women's legs at cocktail parties)

6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN?

(you need a rough draft before you make a final copy)

7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN?

(Nobody knows.....it never happened)

(C'mon guys, we laugh at your blonde jokes!)

8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH?

(because a vibrator can't mow the lawn)

lookingforfun54 60M
86 posts
8/19/2006 10:02 am

I resemble those remarks. Pretty good Squirtin.... and touche.


Alannc4900 60M

8/19/2006 10:03 am

Funny in a weird, female out of touch with reality way ... *S*


rm_satifier32 62M

9/8/2006 7:23 pm

Hey you have some good stuff keep it up


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