Yank it like a monkey in a mango tree  

SpaceRangerNJ 55M
2357 posts
1/23/2006 9:16 pm

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Yank it like a monkey in a mango tree

This evenings Two and a Half Men tackled the issue of how Charlie should handle not having sex while he was working on a relationship with his current girlfriend. His brother suggested distracting himself by immersing himself in work, getting a hobby, etc. And if all else failed, at the end of the day, "yank it like a monkey in a mango tree".

Now I have been in a state of forced celibacy for over 8 years. Have I masterbated to get by? You bet. Are guys supposed to admit that? lol. Did I distract myself other ways. I suppose.

But not having sex is not like switching to skim milk. Once you get used to the taste you don't even know what you're missing. And then if you drink whole milk it almost tastes strange. When you don't have sex, you could have all the skim milk (masterbation) in the world and you still know what you're missing. It just doesn't cut it.

There is no substitute for skin on skin, passionate sex

So, since you lost your virginity, what is the longest you have been without sex? And, what did you do to distract yourself.
Just wondering?

rm_4yousexyeyes 106F
307 posts
1/23/2006 10:11 pm

Gosh, I am feeling like a total slut or either I have blocked out that painful memory because I can only remember going a month or two. As for what I do to distract.... mmmm buzzzz whirrrr mmmm buzzzz whirrrr mmmm buzzzz whirrrr mmmm buzzzz whirrrr mmmm buzzzz whirrrr mmmm buzzzz whirrrr mmmm buzzzz whirrrr ahhhh thanks I needed that. Which is a daily thing whether there is a man in my life or not.

rm_art_persists 52M
1789 posts
1/23/2006 10:15 pm

9 months, fantasies, lots of yanking...

rm_Bct2Esi 51M/50F
1375 posts
1/24/2006 6:11 am

Ok, I am serious, I went a year. Yep I did, and NO substitutes were allowed, only the real thing is what I wanted. I was so busy taking care of my son and going to school full time. I didn't have time to think of anything else. *raises hand in taking Oath position* I swear it was a year

hugs and smiles

(Princess Lips)

1/24/2006 7:58 am

yank it


SpaceRangerNJ 55M
4687 posts
1/24/2006 2:27 pm

4yousexyeyes, Did we invest in rechargable batteries or do we have a plug-in model?

art_persists, 9 months? Was there a pregnancy involved?

Bct2Esi, What kind of diner do you work in where they don't allow substitutes? lol.

redlipsprincess, Yank it? Is there something you aren't telling us? Chick with a what?

Thanks all,

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