Rum Titty Bum - I can't get it out of my head.  

SpaceRangerNJ 55M
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11/14/2005 9:35 am

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Rum Titty Bum - I can't get it out of my head.

Some silly things just seem to stick in your head yet you can't remember other useful stuff. Like when my wife assures me she told me something and I have no clue what she is talking about. When I was little, grade school age, my father played a dirty trick on me. We were at school one evening and were told a class room number we had to go to later on. My father asked me to remember the number. When he was sure I had it, he said OK, now forget it. Wouldn't ya know it, I remembered that number for years after that. So what useless information clogs your head?

Learned this song some twenty years ago working at a sleep-away camp and it still hangs on in my memory. Or at least I think it does. I wonder if others who learned it at that time remember it the way I do? Or has my memory got it all wrong by now? Ever have a memory challenged, with proof, and find out you've had it wrong in your head for years. And maybe your life would have been different if only you had known. Our decisions are made at least in part from the sum of our experiences. But what if those experiences we remember aren't accurate? How about having a dream that you think is reality? Years ago, I called my girlfriend and her brother answered the phone. He said she was out of town for the week on a class trip. So I didn't call all week. The next week when I called and asked her how here trip was, she said what trip? She was home all week. Her brother said he never taked with me the week before. I figure I must have dreamed the conversation with here brother. At least she wasn't mad that I didn't call all week. Strange. What other things could have been dreams and I never found out any different. Could it have happened to you?

So here goes, I think it's a rugby drinking song (every heard it?):

I knew an engineer before he died
Oh rum titty bum titty bum

I knew an engineer before he died and I have no reason to believe he'd lie

Oh rum titty bum titty bum
Oh rum titty bum titty bum

He married a girl with a cunt so wide
Oh rum titty bum titty bum

He married a girl with a cunt so wide that she was never satisfied

Oh rum titty bum titty bum
Oh rum titty bum titty bum

So he made a prick of steel
Oh rum titty bum titty bum

So he made a prick of steel went round and round with a bloody big wheel

Oh rum titty bum titty bum
Oh rum titty bum titty bum

Two brass balls he filled with cream
Oh rum titty bum titty bum

Two brass balls he filled with cream went round and round with an engine of steam

Oh rum titty bum titty bum
Oh rum titty bum titty bum

In and out and in and out
Oh rum titty bum titty bum

In and out and in and out until at last she had to shout "enough, enough, I'm satisfied"

Oh rum titty bum titty bum
Oh rum titty bum titty bum

Now we come to the tragic bit
Oh rum titty bum titty bum

Now we come to the tragic bit there was no way of stopping it

Oh rum titty bum titty bum
Oh rum titty bum titty bum

She was split from ass to tit
Oh rum titty bum titty bum

She was split from ass to tit the whole bloody mess all covered in shit

Oh rum titty bum titty bum
Oh rum titty bum titty bum

Now the moral of the story is very clear
Oh rum titty bum titty bum

Now the moral of the story is very clear you never marry an engineer

Oh rum titty bum titty bum
Oh rum titty bum titty bum


lifeisablast333 53M

11/16/2005 8:44 pm

thanks for sticking that in my head......


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