Kids will do it every time  

SpaceRangerNJ 55M
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6/9/2006 7:31 am

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6/9/2006 3:35 pm

Kids will do it every time

A little Friday entertainment.
A class of kindergartners was trying very hard to become accustomed to the first grade. The biggest hurdle they faced was that the teacher insisted on "NO baby talk!" "You need to use 'Big People' words," she was always reminding them.

She asked Chris what he had done over the weekend?

"I went to visit my Nana."

"No, you went to visit your GRANDMOTHER. Use 'Big people' words!"

She then asked Mitchell what he had done "I took a ride on a choo-choo."

She said "No, you took a ride on a TRAIN. You must remember to use 'Big People' words."

She then asked little Larry what he had done?

"I read a book," he replied.

"That's WONDERFUL!" the teacher said. "What book did you read?"

Larry thought real hard about it, then puffed out his little chest with great pride, and said, "Winnie the SHIT."

Ya'll enjoy the weekend.

firestarter665 42M/39F

6/9/2006 9:41 am

I had this sent to me before, but it is still funny to read it.

SpaceRangerNJ replies on 6/9/2006 11:21 am:
Hi, Fire,
Hope you are holding up.
Yeah, these things tend to get around over time. I'm sure lots of folks had seen it already.

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