posts 8/14/2006 11:32 am
8/30/2006 10:03 am
I hope my Wife doesn't find out
After this story, I hope my situation stays civil:
It Takes a Professional...*Wincing at the thought of it*
A father walks into a bookstore with his young son. The boy is holding a quarter. Suddenly, the boy starts choking, going blue in the face. The father realizes the boy has swallowed the quarter and starts panicking, shouting for help.
A well dressed, attractive and serious looking woman, in a blue
business suit is sitting at a coffee bar reading a newspaper and sipping a cup of coffee. At the sound of the commotion, she looks up, puts her coffee cup down, neatly folds the newspaper and places it on the counter, gets up from her seat and makes her way, unhurried, across the book store.
Reaching the boy, the woman carefully drops his pants; takes hold of the boy's testicles and starts to squeeze and twist, gently at first and then ever so firmly. After a few seconds the boy convulses violently and coughs up the quarter, which the woman deftly catches i n her free hand.
Releasing the boy's testicles, the woman hands the coin to the father and walks back to her seat in the coffee bar without saying a word! .
As soon as he is sure that his son has suffered no ill effects, the
father rushes over to the woman and starts thanking her saying, "I've never seen anybody do anything like that before, it was fantastic. Are you a doctor?"
"No," the woman replied, ........ "Divorce attorney"
8/14/2006 11:49 am
|SpaceRangerNJ replies on 8/15/2006 2:43 pm:|
Ouch is right! No ball crunching attorneys allowed
8/14/2006 12:48 pm
LOL, hold onto your b...s!!|
Don't worry, be Happy
|SpaceRangerNJ replies on 8/15/2006 2:44 pm:|
Wearing a protective cup just in case there are hostile lawyers around.
posts8/14/2006 2:25 pm
Owwwwweeee! That is too funny! |
|SpaceRangerNJ replies on 8/15/2006 2:45 pm:|
I think they would be looking for more than a quarter. Wonder what else they would squeeze to get that.
posts8/14/2006 3:06 pm
8/14/2006 4:54 pm
lmao... too funny |
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|SpaceRangerNJ replies on 8/15/2006 2:46 pm:|
None of the lawyers I work with are that way, but then again they aren't divorce attorneys
posts8/21/2006 10:45 am
|SpaceRangerNJ replies on 8/21/2006 1:02 pm:|
Pretty funny that joke about the divorce attorney. Of course I got the joke from a lawyer.