ripped off from SaintLianna  

Sorceror07 54M
6063 posts
7/5/2006 4:39 pm

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7/12/2006 5:56 pm

ripped off from SaintLianna

answer these if you dare

from: [post 413083]

1. Can I light a q-tip and stick it in your ear?

2. If you were really desperate, would you use a corn cob for a dildo? Butter or margarine? Corn holders?

3. Can we get together and make bathtub crank?

4. Would you take care of me if I had projectile vomiting AND explosive diarrhea cha cha cha? No buckets allowed.

5. Whats your philosophy on sphincter vs taint sensitivity?

HERE COMES THE FUN ... ... ...woo hoo

6. Would you let me breast feed you? Chocolate or vanilla?

7. Do you know what a T-bone is? If you do can I eat one when we are done?

8. Why cant I sleep like a normal person?

9. Would you wail on my ass like a pissed off principal if I begged for it?

10. Will you post this on your blog so I can ignore it completely?


...That which does not kill me merely pisses me off!...


Kaliedascope61 41M
4084 posts
7/6/2006 5:06 am

huh? I don't know those answers!


rm_saintlianna 45F
15466 posts
7/6/2006 2:45 pm

He is such a liar, he def knows #5

If we are gonna do #3, remind me to crack a window. Please!


rm_metalmama69 42F
3878 posts
7/6/2006 5:18 pm

If I claim to not be amused, will I get a spanking?


duststormdiva 51F
6854 posts
7/6/2006 11:02 pm

1. Can I light a q-tip and stick it in your ear? No

2. If you were really desperate, would you use a corn cob for a dildo? Butter or margarine? Corn holders? Maybe, I have used fruits and vegetables before. No butter or margarine and definitely NO corn holders. Now that I have my boyfriend, I really don't think I'll ever need a corn cob or any other toy for that matter.

3. Can we get together and make bathtub crank? You do what you want, but don't include me on this one.

4. Would you take care of me if I had projectile vomiting AND explosive diarrhea cha cha cha? No buckets allowed. Yes, because you are a friend. I won't do it for all friends though.

5. Whats your philosophy on sphincter vs taint sensitivity? Uhm, I'll have to think about this one.

HERE COMES THE FUN ... ... ...woo hoo

6. Would you let me breast feed you? Chocolate or vanilla? Before my boyfriend, yes. Now, no.

7. Do you know what a T-bone is? If you do can I eat one when we are done? T-Bone as in steak? I'd make one for ya. I'd grill it with some green chile.

8. Why cant I sleep like a normal person? Because you are far from normal.

9. Would you wail on my ass like a pissed off principal if I begged for it? If you begged for anything, I'd ignore you. I am a mother, I have learned to ignore begging.

10. Will you post this on your blog so I can ignore it completely? Probably not.

DustStormDiva


Sorceror07 54M

7/7/2006 4:26 am

yes you do

...That which does not kill me merely pisses me off!...


Sorceror07 54M

7/7/2006 4:30 am

    Quoting rm_saintlianna:
    He is such a liar, he def knows #5

    If we are gonna do #3, remind me to crack a window. Please!
lol, i know he does the hell with the crank though... just get in the bathtub heheh!

...That which does not kill me merely pisses me off!...


Sorceror07 54M

7/7/2006 4:31 am

    Quoting rm_metalmama69:
    If I claim to not be amused, will I get a spanking?
yes...

...That which does not kill me merely pisses me off!...


Sorceror07 54M

7/7/2006 4:33 am

    Quoting duststormdiva:
    1. Can I light a q-tip and stick it in your ear? No

    2. If you were really desperate, would you use a corn cob for a dildo? Butter or margarine? Corn holders? Maybe, I have used fruits and vegetables before. No butter or margarine and definitely NO corn holders. Now that I have my boyfriend, I really don't think I'll ever need a corn cob or any other toy for that matter.

    3. Can we get together and make bathtub crank? You do what you want, but don't include me on this one.

    4. Would you take care of me if I had projectile vomiting AND explosive diarrhea cha cha cha? No buckets allowed. Yes, because you are a friend. I won't do it for all friends though.

    5. Whats your philosophy on sphincter vs taint sensitivity? Uhm, I'll have to think about this one.

    HERE COMES THE FUN ... ... ...woo hoo

    6. Would you let me breast feed you? Chocolate or vanilla? Before my boyfriend, yes. Now, no.

    7. Do you know what a T-bone is? If you do can I eat one when we are done? T-Bone as in steak? I'd make one for ya. I'd grill it with some green chile.

    8. Why cant I sleep like a normal person? Because you are far from normal.

    9. Would you wail on my ass like a pissed off principal if I begged for it? If you begged for anything, I'd ignore you. I am a mother, I have learned to ignore begging.

    10. Will you post this on your blog so I can ignore it completely? Probably not.
#7 oh yeah!!!! make it REAL frikkin spicy too, i love my chili painful

...That which does not kill me merely pisses me off!...


cookiequeen1000 53F

7/9/2006 12:41 pm

1.No
2.No, no, no
3.gonna play with your crank in the bathtub?? isn't that metalmama's job?
4.sure, but only once...not into people who habitually torture themselves.
5.both are sensitive
6.you squirt chocolate AND vanilla? Gonna make some money with this one aren't you?
7.T-bone is tasty beef, right? Chipotle rub and pan-roasted to med-rare.
8.what's a normal person?
9. No
10. No.


Sorceror07 54M

7/10/2006 11:24 am

    Quoting cookiequeen1000:
    1.No
    2.No, no, no
    3.gonna play with your crank in the bathtub?? isn't that metalmama's job?
    4.sure, but only once...not into people who habitually torture themselves.
    5.both are sensitive
    6.you squirt chocolate AND vanilla? Gonna make some money with this one aren't you?
    7.T-bone is tasty beef, right? Chipotle rub and pan-roasted to med-rare.
    8.what's a normal person?
    9. No
    10. No.
#6 working on neopolitan for the trifecta lol!

...That which does not kill me merely pisses me off!...


cookiequeen1000 53F

7/10/2006 5:52 pm

neopolitan??? Ooooooooooh baby!!!!!!! Not even gonna ask where the strawberry hails from on that one. ROFLMAO


Sorceror07 54M

7/12/2006 5:56 pm

    Quoting cookiequeen1000:
    neopolitan??? Ooooooooooh baby!!!!!!! Not even gonna ask where the strawberry hails from on that one. ROFLMAO
ben and jerry's of course lol!

...That which does not kill me merely pisses me off!...


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