The Metal Maidens..... the band's groupies  

Sorceror07 54M
6063 posts
4/5/2006 11:02 am

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The Metal Maidens..... the band's groupies

Newly formed and ready to rock!! Be a Savage Jack Groupie... yes! you too can become a Metal Maiden...

official inductees thus far are:

metalmama69 drafted by moi
naughtyblonde78 inducted by savagejksdrummer
danni inducted by our singer/bassist

ok all ladies interested in becomming a charter member, sign up below indicating your willingness to ...belong

qualifications:
1. love to party
2. really love to party
3. really really love to party!!
4. dig their heavy metal music LOUD! (we're louder than a deep purple concert
5. Bribery will get you anywhere and everywhere, savagejksdrummer is in charge of accepting all bribes and "favors"

photo icon is original artwork: Savage Jack (electronic media) (C)2005

Savage Jack dott commm (you know how to spell it )


...That which does not kill me merely pisses me off!...


TTigerAtty 62M

4/5/2006 12:53 pm

If the Savage Jack Groupies need a bus driver, please consider me ... er uh that is if you ever bust me out of jail! I'm rotting in this damned hell hole! Did you forget me? At least, be kind enough to send me some of Trav's twinkies!


TheLilFondler 33F  
2576 posts
4/5/2006 12:53 pm

well ummmmmmmmmm what forms of bribery do you accept LMAO

i lost my virginity years ago.....
but i still have the box.....


rm_metalmama69 42F
3878 posts
4/5/2006 1:50 pm

Ummmmm, you forgot the sheep! I'm REALLY worried about her, you still have never told me what happened to her!!!


SavageJksDrummer 55M

4/5/2006 2:25 pm

Is metalmama69 who I think it is?


NSAAddict 42F

4/5/2006 9:27 pm

I want to be a metal maiden... Please I fulfill all the qualifications:
1. I love to party
2. I really love to party
3. I really REALLY love to party
4. Love my metal hard and loud, I googled Savage Jack yesterday, you guys sound great, Wasteland rocks!
5. Bribery... hmmm what would work? Maybe a SIMS group photo?

NSA


SavageJksDrummer 55M

4/6/2006 3:19 am

NSAAddict, make sure you go to website
If you google us, you might have ended up at an old site.
Sorce, we need to get rid of some of those old sites/interviews from "soundclick", etc.


SavageJksDrummer 55M

4/6/2006 3:38 am

Sorce, you should put our band link up on your blog or profile.
Also, I beleive there is a way to advance the bands website via googles ranking order, i.e. make our main web site come up sooner in the google search results.


rm_metalmama69 42F
3878 posts
4/6/2006 5:29 am

I'm anyone you wish me to be! hehe!

Please allow me to introduce myself.....
I'm Jello Biafra incognito!


SavageJksDrummer 55M

4/6/2006 7:11 am

/emote "makes several Jello Biafra gestures!"


Sorceror07 54M

4/6/2006 7:18 am

    Quoting TTigerAtty:
    If the Savage Jack Groupies need a bus driver, please consider me ... er uh that is if you ever bust me out of jail! I'm rotting in this damned hell hole! Did you forget me? At least, be kind enough to send me some of Trav's twinkies!
you're hired! ...make sure you have your class 3 chauffer's license

...That which does not kill me merely pisses me off!...


Sorceror07 54M

4/6/2006 7:20 am

    Quoting TheLilFondler:
    well ummmmmmmmmm what forms of bribery do you accept LMAO
you'll have to ask the drummer, he's in charge of that department lol!

...That which does not kill me merely pisses me off!...


Sorceror07 54M

4/6/2006 7:20 am

    Quoting rm_metalmama69:
    Ummmmm, you forgot the sheep! I'm REALLY worried about her, you still have never told me what happened to her!!!
ummm... what sheep?

...That which does not kill me merely pisses me off!...


Sorceror07 54M

4/6/2006 7:21 am

yep, it is

...That which does not kill me merely pisses me off!...


Sorceror07 54M

4/6/2006 7:22 am

    Quoting NaughtyBlonde78:
    Rock on, Savage Jack!! (snuggling up to the drummer)


...That which does not kill me merely pisses me off!...


Sorceror07 54M

4/6/2006 7:24 am

    Quoting NSAAddict:
    I want to be a metal maiden... Please I fulfill all the qualifications:
    1. I love to party
    2. I really love to party
    3. I really REALLY love to party
    4. Love my metal hard and loud, I googled Savage Jack yesterday, you guys sound great, Wasteland rocks!
    5. Bribery... hmmm what would work? Maybe a SIMS group photo?

    NSA
no need... you're in!

just wait till we get the new stuff on line... makes wasteland sound like the barny song

...That which does not kill me merely pisses me off!...


Sorceror07 54M

4/6/2006 7:25 am

    Quoting SavageJksDrummer:
    NSAAddict, make sure you go to website
    If you google us, you might have ended up at an old site.
    Sorce, we need to get rid of some of those old sites/interviews from "soundclick", etc.
yep, i need to purge the old songs off of them too.

...That which does not kill me merely pisses me off!...


Sorceror07 54M

4/6/2006 7:27 am

    Quoting SavageJksDrummer:
    Sorce, you should put our band link up on your blog or profile.
    Also, I beleive there is a way to advance the bands website via googles ranking order, i.e. make our main web site come up sooner in the google search results.
can't post url's on this site.... they don't like it and delete your blog for it.

...That which does not kill me merely pisses me off!...


Sorceror07 54M

4/6/2006 7:30 am

    Quoting rm_metalmama69:
    I'm anyone you wish me to be! hehe!

    Please allow me to introduce myself.....
    I'm Jello Biafra incognito!
i'm throwing out that video!!!!

...That which does not kill me merely pisses me off!...


Sorceror07 54M

4/6/2006 1:47 pm

i'm DEFINITELY tossing that video!

...That which does not kill me merely pisses me off!...


_Safira 53F
11260 posts
4/6/2006 2:57 pm

I am the Mistress of SAVAGE JACK ... Let us not forget! I'll look forward to promoting you bunch of hooligans ... And just remember ... NONE of you can keep up with ME!

This is my blog - Comes With Warning Labels. There are many like it, but this one is mine.

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Sorceror07 54M

4/6/2006 4:12 pm

    Quoting _Safira:
    I am the Mistress of SAVAGE JACK ... Let us not forget! I'll look forward to promoting you bunch of hooligans ... And just remember ... NONE of you can keep up with ME!
and i would not be so impertinant as to presume otherwise

and we don't HAVE to keep up with you, that's why wheelbarrow's were invented!

...That which does not kill me merely pisses me off!...


rm_metalmama69 42F
3878 posts
4/7/2006 6:43 am

    Quoting _Safira:
    I am the Mistress of SAVAGE JACK ... Let us not forget! I'll look forward to promoting you bunch of hooligans ... And just remember ... NONE of you can keep up with ME!
I guess that leaves me out in the cold again ~sigh~


SavageJksDrummer 55M

4/7/2006 10:30 am

    Quoting rm_metalmama69:
    I guess that leaves me out in the cold again ~sigh~
I do not believe "Loyd Britches" is capable of leaving you out in the cold...
Isnt that right "Loyd"?


Sorceror07 54M

4/7/2006 4:47 pm

    Quoting rm_metalmama69:
    I guess that leaves me out in the cold again ~sigh~
nope, you are NOT repeat NOT!! out in the cold besides, you also have a vital role in the band... one which you already know about

...That which does not kill me merely pisses me off!...


Sorceror07 54M

4/7/2006 4:49 pm

    Quoting SavageJksDrummer:
    I do not believe "Loyd Britches" is capable of leaving you out in the cold...
    Isnt that right "Loyd"?
yep that's right laurance

...That which does not kill me merely pisses me off!...


champagnechaser 41F
1639 posts
4/8/2006 7:54 am

Dear Mr. Sorceror,

I am writing to you in response to your blog posting for the groupie position. During the past eighteen years, I have extensively partied and rocked out to metal.

My hands-on skills and partying experience is complimented by additional services, including the ability to make killer drinks, the ability to scream loudly at concerts, a focus on providing "favors" to members of metal bands, and a desire to achieve the highest levels of partying excellence.

I look forward to meeting with you to discuss how my qualifications can be used to acheive your vision and objectives.

Respectfully,

Champagnechaser


rm_metalmama69 42F
3878 posts
4/8/2006 10:37 am

    Quoting champagnechaser:
    Dear Mr. Sorceror,

    I am writing to you in response to your blog posting for the groupie position. During the past eighteen years, I have extensively partied and rocked out to metal.

    My hands-on skills and partying experience is complimented by additional services, including the ability to make killer drinks, the ability to scream loudly at concerts, a focus on providing "favors" to members of metal bands, and a desire to achieve the highest levels of partying excellence.

    I look forward to meeting with you to discuss how my qualifications can be used to acheive your vision and objectives.

    Respectfully,

    Champagnechaser
To hell with them....cum join me!!!!


rm_metalmama69 42F
3878 posts
4/8/2006 10:41 am

    Quoting Sorceror07:
    nope, you are NOT repeat NOT!! out in the cold besides, you also have a vital role in the band... one which you already know about
True, but hers sounds like more fun!!!!

Besides, you SAVAGES are putting me to work

Don't force me to tell Safira who the REAL Savage Jack mistress is... baaaabaaaabaaaa!!!


Sorceror07 54M

4/8/2006 12:55 pm

    Quoting champagnechaser:
    Dear Mr. Sorceror,

    I am writing to you in response to your blog posting for the groupie position. During the past eighteen years, I have extensively partied and rocked out to metal.

    My hands-on skills and partying experience is complimented by additional services, including the ability to make killer drinks, the ability to scream loudly at concerts, a focus on providing "favors" to members of metal bands, and a desire to achieve the highest levels of partying excellence.

    I look forward to meeting with you to discuss how my qualifications can be used to acheive your vision and objectives.

    Respectfully,

    Champagnechaser
you're hired... see our drummer about your new "position"

...That which does not kill me merely pisses me off!...


Sorceror07 54M

4/8/2006 12:57 pm

only if i'm there too....

heheh! *evil impish laugh*

...That which does not kill me merely pisses me off!...


Sorceror07 54M

4/8/2006 12:58 pm

    Quoting rm_metalmama69:
    True, but hers sounds like more fun!!!!

    Besides, you SAVAGES are putting me to work

    Don't force me to tell Safira who the REAL Savage Jack mistress is... baaaabaaaabaaaa!!!
...what sheep?

...That which does not kill me merely pisses me off!...


NSAAddict 42F

4/9/2006 11:52 am

Woo hoo I'm a metal maiden!! I'll go check out that link now, gotta see what sort of groupie I'm to become


TheLilFondler 33F  
2576 posts
4/9/2006 4:23 pm

Hey SavageJKSDrummer... what kinda bribery do ya accept???? *thinks that is very important thing to know right now LOL

i lost my virginity years ago.....
but i still have the box.....


Sorceror07 54M

4/10/2006 10:12 am

    Quoting NSAAddict:
    Woo hoo I'm a metal maiden!! I'll go check out that link now, gotta see what sort of groupie I'm to become
yes you are... congrats! ..and it's too late for regrets now bwahahah!

...That which does not kill me merely pisses me off!...


Sorceror07 54M

4/10/2006 10:15 am

    Quoting TheLilFondler:
    Hey SavageJKSDrummer... what kinda bribery do ya accept???? *thinks that is very important thing to know right now LOL
now THAT's a loaded question if i ever heard one

...That which does not kill me merely pisses me off!...


SavageJksDrummer 55M

4/11/2006 4:53 pm

What bribery do I accept?
Well, do you think you can pass my initiation process for the Metal Maidens?
Here is how it works, you must first answer my questionaire:
(1) Can you handle being around vast amount of leather clothing; jackets , metal studded belts, etc?
If you answer YES, go to next question, if you answered NO..well thanks for trying, you will receive the family version of the "Savage Jack" board game "Sex and Music".

(2)Do you enjoy loud pounding drums, screaming guitars, and thunder bass? If YES, go to next question, if NO...then well thanks for trying, you will receive a free body piercing of your choice from "Hollistic Piercing and Tatoos", who's motto is "Imaginary inking and piercing hurts less and looks better, but costs more".

(3)Do you feel drummers are the foundation of metal music, are always the sexiest of band members...whoops sorry, wrong list, ok here you go:
Do you like drummers, guitar players, vocalists, or bass players?
If you answered "Drummer", go to next question, if you answered guitar, well thanks for trying...you will receive a pair of vinyl pants once worn by "Loyd Britches" for your troubles, if you answered vocalist, well sorry thanks, you will receive a box of "Just for Men, beard and mustache coloring kit" once used by a famous Bass player/Vocalist of the band "Accordians R US", if youo answered bass, well thanks but no thanks, you will receive an autographed copy of the book "Vinyl Pants, flaws and perfections", written by "Loyd Britches".

(4)Congradulations, all those Maidens who answered question #3 correctly, you are now an official "Metal Maiden" for Savage Jack!


SavageJksDrummer 55M

4/11/2006 4:57 pm

Oh before I forget, if you want to skip the questionaire, just go ahead and bribe me...just message me your bribes and we will see how they "shake" out.


_Safira 53F
11260 posts
4/12/2006 2:19 pm

I'd rather be a fucking lemming than a fucking sheep!

MetalMama ... I'm sure I could provide proper "inducement" for you to tell me, Darling!

Mistress Safira


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