The Final Tally, here  

Sorceror07 54M
6063 posts
1/19/2006 1:20 pm

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The Final Tally, here

mood music for this post:
artist: Motorhead
cd: Ace of Spades
song: SHOOT YOU IN THE BACK

the final tally.... here's what you get!

on the group discount plan for the #1: The Aztec Send-off
a_poetman you have the honor of going first too
mzhunyhole well, you didn't say "no" to my suggestion *weg*
dark_whispers you fly first class aero mejico
caressmewell...well, she didn't specify so, i took some "artistic license"

#2 is the KBG Special ...
however, since she also wanted a #19 Rock n' Roll Sendoff and her flight was already booked... we'll issue a special combo pack, just for her Rock the Kremlin!! the KGB can have what's left of her once she's done tearing down Moscow.
Sister_Act_4_You got you in on the group plan sis! hey, what are long lost twin bro's for eh? and you can party with Synn74 too. i can see it now... moscow's burning!

#3 The Bloody Mary ... saintlianna a perfect choice m'lady

#4 Bastille Day ... candy69sosweet vive le france!! mon dieu, soc le blu!

#5 Texas Chainsaw Massacre ... travelingintexas hey, the choice was obvious

#7 The Captain Kidd ... Babel__Fish you even get a 2 week Caribbean Cruise out of it, then again... so do i (i'm captain kidd) avast ye! make sail and tack to starboard 3 points you scallywags! ...deadmen tell no tales

#9 The Luca Bratzi ... dodgyhippy you can't hide from the AFFIA!! we always knew where you were, we have an informer in your camp ... it's TabithaElectra79, she was paid rather well too...

#11 The Orgasmatron ... death by orgasm, oooooh so nice! guess who gets to operate it?
none other than: Sorceror07
TabithaElectra79 payment for services rendered reporters can be pesky creatures
silkysmoothlegs3 you get it just as you requested
free of charge since you inspired it
FreeLove999 free luvin' is a good thing, but you know what they say about too much of a good thing eh? enjoy!
tillerbabe just for you i'll relinquish the orgasmatron to the man of your choice (pick me! oh!! pick me!)

#15 Ancient Greece ... Blue_Leopard and your "going away party" thrown in ancient Greek tradition will be free of charge since you corrected my historical inaccuracy

metalmama69 will first #19 ...the rock n' roll sendoff... but since she is a hardcore heavy metal headbanger, she will survive it, therefore it will require a nice long session in the #11 ... orgasmatron! her tombstones will say... "Died with a smile on her face, and ringing in her ears without so much as a hangover!"

and now... for my choice...

[photo Sorceror07] for myself... i'm selecting something not on the menu... it's a prototype service that needs to be tested out, so i am! we call it "The Rock Star Supernova" me and the band get to headline madison square garden to a sold out crowd -- and as i finish playing the most blistering guitar solo i've ever played in my life... i die on stage, cause unknown...

oh! and i almost forgot... before any of this starts... we all get to throw [photo AnEnigma517] down the well in a classic #10, haul him up and toss him down again and again and again... then cap that well before it stinks to high heaven

if i forgot anyone, let me know... if you want to get in on all the fun, let me know... always room for more!


...That which does not kill me merely pisses me off!...


silkysmoothlegs3 105F

1/19/2006 6:24 pm

wanted to say goodbye
Thankyou for all your kind words on my bloggs
love silky


Sorceror07 54M

1/19/2006 7:02 pm

silky! your're leaving? et tu silky?

...That which does not kill me merely pisses me off!...


TabithaElectra79 38F

1/20/2006 10:48 am

Ummmmm [colour blue]Sorceror07 could i please just have the orgasm and miss out on the death part??!!

P.S love the photo...and flutters eyelashes...

Can i leave now please?

Slowly backs towards the fire exit!


TabithaElectra79 38F

1/20/2006 10:51 am

Ummmmm Sorceror07 could i please just have the orgasm and miss out on the death part??!!

P.S love the photo...and flutters eyelashes...

Can i leave now please?

Slowly backs towards the fire exit!

whoops spelt color/colour the British way and it didn't work!

Arrrrrrggghhh


tillerbabe 56F

1/20/2006 10:57 am

Oragsmatron? Directions cum with it right????


rm_metalmama69 42F
3878 posts
1/20/2006 4:26 pm

Sorceror...I think you are getting out of this a little too easy! My pick for you, and you cannot object, is the Redneck remedy...
You are exiled to Redneckville, where hillbillies reign supreme. You are forced to attend one of their watering holes....a "Honky Tonk" if you will, where you are subjected to hour after hour of Tim McGraw music and cans of Milwaukee's Best beer. You are forced to sit next to Cotton Eye Joe, the local dairy expert fresh (and VERY ripe) from the barn, who tells you twice, in great detail why breeding cattle "the old fashioned way" is better than breeding women. The bartender, Big Bertha, does not use tongs to remove your pickled pig's feet from the jar, she reaches directly in, dirt under her nails and all, and force feeds them to you until I walk through the door dressed in full metal gear, black leather and thigh high boots. I just barely get you out of there in time for you to die 12 hours later with a huge smile on your face covered in sweat, as it should be....as it WILL be.....hehehe!


Sorceror07 54M

1/20/2006 7:56 pm

    Quoting rm_metalmama69:
    Sorceror...I think you are getting out of this a little too easy! My pick for you, and you cannot object, is the Redneck remedy...
    You are exiled to Redneckville, where hillbillies reign supreme. You are forced to attend one of their watering holes....a "Honky Tonk" if you will, where you are subjected to hour after hour of Tim McGraw music and cans of Milwaukee's Best beer. You are forced to sit next to Cotton Eye Joe, the local dairy expert fresh (and VERY ripe) from the barn, who tells you twice, in great detail why breeding cattle "the old fashioned way" is better than breeding women. The bartender, Big Bertha, does not use tongs to remove your pickled pig's feet from the jar, she reaches directly in, dirt under her nails and all, and force feeds them to you until I walk through the door dressed in full metal gear, black leather and thigh high boots. I just barely get you out of there in time for you to die 12 hours later with a huge smile on your face covered in sweat, as it should be....as it WILL be.....hehehe!
omg!!!!!! up until i got to the good part i thought i was done for!

you're mere presence alone would be enough to revive me and it would take much more than 12 hours for you to make me die with a smile on my face ... though i'm positive i'll be smiling the whole time

...That which does not kill me merely pisses me off!...


Sorceror07 54M

1/20/2006 8:05 pm

    Quoting TabithaElectra79:
    Ummmmm Sorceror07 could i please just have the orgasm and miss out on the death part??!!

    P.S love the photo...and flutters eyelashes...

    Can i leave now please?

    Slowly backs towards the fire exit!

    whoops spelt color/colour the British way and it didn't work!

    Arrrrrrggghhh
the french word for orgasm means "little death" so... either way, you're still getting it

told ya... you can run but you can't hide!

lol! kidding you know... it's all in fun

...That which does not kill me merely pisses me off!...


Sorceror07 54M

1/20/2006 8:09 pm

    Quoting tillerbabe:
    Oragsmatron? Directions cum with it right????
yes, but they are written in russian... so i guess i'll just have to demonstrate it



...That which does not kill me merely pisses me off!...


Babel__Fish 45F

1/21/2006 7:25 am

2 week Caribbean Cruise out of it, then again... so do i (i'm captain kidd) avast ye! make sail and tack to starboard 3 points you scallywags! ...deadmen tell no tales.....*grabs a bottle, stuffs a detailed note about the 'tales' THROWS it overboard*

Yes they all will know *weg* you leather clad Captain Kid!

*whispers* Just make sure that you too do not sleep with the fishes


Sorceror07 54M

1/21/2006 8:11 am

    Quoting Babel__Fish:
    2 week Caribbean Cruise out of it, then again... so do i (i'm captain kidd) avast ye! make sail and tack to starboard 3 points you scallywags! ...deadmen tell no tales.....*grabs a bottle, stuffs a detailed note about the 'tales' THROWS it overboard*

    Yes they all will know *weg* you leather clad Captain Kid!

    *whispers* Just make sure that you too do not sleep with the fishes
umm... did you notice that you are the only lady on this ship of pirate scallywags? you may have your pick of them of course ...just leave them in shipshape condition as they have work to do on their shift lol!

...That which does not kill me merely pisses me off!...


rm_FreeLove999 46F
16127 posts
1/23/2006 8:01 am

something is being done to me ... but i dunno what it is...?



(send me a network invite sometime if u wanna comment on my blog ... my account expired and A F F is not accepting SA mastercards for some reason ...)



[blog freelove999]


Sorceror07 54M

1/23/2006 7:35 pm

    Quoting rm_FreeLove999:
    something is being done to me ... but i dunno what it is...?



    (send me a network invite sometime if u wanna comment on my blog ... my account expired and A F F is not accepting SA mastercards for some reason ...)
lol! well, perhaps you were just in the wrong place at the wrong time... or perhaps the right time... depends on your point of view eh? ok, i'll try inviting but i'm a standard member now too...

...That which does not kill me merely pisses me off!...


rm_FreeLove999 46F
16127 posts
1/24/2006 11:59 pm

or maybe i'm just dim....



[blog freelove999]


Sorceror07 54M

1/25/2006 7:03 am

naa, not dim btw... i can't find you to add you to my network and i'd like to be able to post on your blog

...That which does not kill me merely pisses me off!...


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