If you were Santa, what would YOU put in everyone  

Sorceror07 54M
6063 posts
12/25/2005 12:37 pm

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If you were Santa, what would YOU put in everyone

just wishing all you beautiful sexy lovely human beings out there a very merry christmas, happy chanuka, happy kwanza, happy boxer day... a truely happy day for you to celebrate with your family, friends, that special someone, or even by yourself peacefully (i find myself enjoying that upon occasion)... it's all good.

enjoy the fellowship of the season, have fun and be safe

may your gifts recieved be plentiful, may the gifts you give be enjoyed, may you all be fully appreciated for the wonderful beings that you are, and if you are extra super naughty like me, may your coal be extra lumpy !!

oh, and a quick and naughty question...

if i were Santa Clause, i'd make sure there was a life size double jelly vibrating dildo (with clip on rabbit) in all the lady's stockings, and all the gents would have vibrating textured cock rings in theirs...

If YOU were Santa... what would YOU put in everyone's stocking?

...That which does not kill me merely pisses me off!...

rm_saintlianna 45F
15466 posts
12/25/2005 1:06 pm

Rainbows and puppydogs, flowers and dreams, love and guardian angels. Plus a switchblade and a carton of smokes.

duststormdiva 51F
6854 posts
12/25/2005 3:20 pm

Cigarettes and booze for those who wanted it. Sexual toys for all who are open enough to enjoy. But most of all, I'd put love, peach, joy, harmony, and everything else that would bring joy to others.

Merry Christmas


rm_goddess1946 106F
13518 posts
12/25/2005 10:48 pm

considering what your Santa would be setting everyone up
for, my Santa would follow through with lotsa lube {=}

Just a little food for thought.............
If you really want to be happy, nobody can stop you...

rm_metalmama69 42F
3878 posts
12/26/2005 3:28 pm

I would have Santa give people the strength to be honest, for that is the greatest gift of all. And if he could not find a way to do that, I would have Santa give everyone 20 CD's of their choice and a half gallon of Bacardi 151.

tillerbabe 55F

12/26/2005 7:59 pm

Peace. Thank you Sorecero!

(Princess Lips)

12/27/2005 12:39 am



duststormdiva 51F
6854 posts
12/27/2005 6:15 pm

Okay, that was supposed to be peace, not peach. LOL damned typos!


rm_kwozzie 47M

1/4/2006 4:09 am

A nice big roll of bubble wrap for eeeeveryone. That stuff can keep you entertained for hours..

*pop* *pop* *pop*


*pop* *pop* *pop*


*pop* *pop* ...wait I think I missed one.. *pop* hehehe...

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