I've been challenged to a dare.... here it is!  

Sorceror07 54M
6063 posts
3/17/2006 9:08 pm

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I've been challenged to a dare.... here it is!

oh...this is going to get me into SOOOOOOO much trouble!

champagnechaser posted Truth or Dare and i did truth AND dare... for the truth part you'll have to visit her blog string, for the dare part she requested that i... and i quote:
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"SORCEROR
I dare you to send a nude pic of yourself with your doctor's bag to all of the ladies who responded to this post. Describe an item in the bag and describe how you will use this item ot bring her to orgasm."

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as i'm a standard member i can't send emails, so i offered to post it on my blog instead... so, here it is! ...now, i have to get creative as my camera doesn't have a memory card AND my webcam's pictures are horribly dark and grainy... photoshop to the rescue! so...you see a real pic of me nude and a real pic of my doctor's bag (actually taken from a picture of [blog metalmama69] holding it lol!) and superimposed on one another. so...that takes care of the FIRST part of the dare...

and now, if i may be so perverse... the second part of the dare:

***disclaimer...there is only ONE that i would do these things with, and she knows who she is

***clarification...giving only one orgasm isn't enough, but that's all the dare called for so you all use your imaginations for the other 12 orgasms and we'll call it a baker's dozen

[blog metalmama69] for you i have a textured silicone cockring... 2 of them in fact one i wear in it's standard position and the other i wear on the shaft right below the head,... i think the "how" is self evident

mangomamiCT for you i have a huge black double jelly dildo that puts yours to shame in length and girth... (i read your blog yes heheh!) i think the how is self evident too.

[blog Kissmystuff] for you i have (since you have a craving for it) a bottle of chocolate syrup... i would put on my surgical gloves, pour the chocolate syrup on you (and in you) and slowly lick it off until you had an orgasm!

NSAAddict for you i have strings... well, actually they are japanese silk rope and i would tie you up like a UPS package and go to work on you with the vibrator until you had an orgasm

MWWwantsmore for you i have (and not finding anything on your blog's front page to draw on, i use poetic license) the vinyl sheets...i spread them out on the bed and pour a half gallon of eros lube on us... i rub every part of myself on your "spot" until you orgasm... slip and slides are fun eh?

absolutelynormal for you i have (and again, not finding anything on your blog's front page to draw on, i use poetic license) a medium-small butt plug, which i would slowly and carefully enter you with after properly and thoroughly "rimming" the area... then i would kiss and lick you, while i let my fingers go inside for your "G" spot until you orgasmed.

[blog rotic2006] for you (not finding a blog to draw on, i use poetic license) i would tie you down to the bed, i have toggles and crampons already installed there , and "tickle" you with the mini-flogger and the feather duster until you orgasmed... it's going to take a long time too

mycin62 for you i have (and again, not finding anything on your blog's front page to draw on, i use poetic license) the leather bindings... first i put the wrist shackels on, then the ankle ones... then i put on the thigh restraints and using the japanese silk rope, lash them all together so that you are in a kneeling position with your wrists and ankles are bound to your thighs, your face in between 2 pillows allowing airspace for breathing... then i would go down on you from behind, massage your "G" spot with 2 fingers and massage your anus with my thumb until you orgasmed

ok...now it's YOUR turn champagnechaser!! you qualify as you also posted on that particular blog string for you... first, i put the ball gag in your mouth and tighten the leather straps snugly... i slowly and methodically tie you up, using the Shibari technique of bondage, with all the silk japanese rope i have... all 50 feet of it! then, i take pictures of you all wrapped up like a christmas gift which i will use in my photo album, THEN... i take out the suction pump nipple clamps, put them to your nipples and give it one hard pump, adhereing them securely to your nipples... and i turn on the attached vibrators to low speed... stimulating and giving you small sensations of pleasure and pain... and since you dared me to make this blog post up and reveal my perversity for all of blogland to see, i must punish you for being a naughty girl... so i take my fraternity paddle off my kitchen wall and gently lightly spank you with it... gradually getting harder and harder with my strokes, the pain releasing endorphans into your bloodstream intensifying your feelings of pleasure... THEN i lube up the small vibrator and massage your anus with it, relaxing it before i gently slide it in... turning it on low speed and duct taping it in place so it doesn't pop out... THEN i go sit in a nearby chair and ...observe you... i will wait hours if necessary until you orgasm! ...or until i need to change the batteries

omf'ng!! this has taken me 3 freakin hours to do! lol!! i hope i didn't offend any of you beautiful ladies's sensibilities too much


...That which does not kill me merely pisses me off!...


rm_Kissmystuff 61F
1435 posts
3/17/2006 10:43 pm

oooohh-weeee!!! All I can say is DAMN!!!

Kiss


mycin62 54F

3/18/2006 1:07 am

HEll YEAH!!! I'm in!!


Valdrane78 38M

3/18/2006 3:59 am

Imma vent a bit in yer blog.

I am fucking tired of lame ass blogs getting recognition here. Like those of BonNuit2 and that Fake ass Samantha broad. I swear there cannot be 2 faker people around the A-FF blogs than these two, it is fucking pathetic. And it is even more pathetic that the readers of blogville follow this crap like lemmings.

I find it extremely refreshing that people like you Sorce post original stuff that has neither fake nore useless crap, you post blogs that are readable and interesting, no matter how insane it is (and that is a part that I love)

I also find it disturbing, that I am one of the few (if any) that will actually come out and say this. I know I ain't the only non-chump around here, and if I am, then I am sad for my fellow readers.

QUIT BEING LEMMINGS READERS!!! GET A GRIP AND QUIT BELIEVING EVERYTHING YOU SEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Luv you Bro.
I apologize for my rant in your blog.

BANG! POW! BOOM! a study in useless knowledge and sick humor!
I want a damn soundtrack to my blog!


champagnechaser 41F
1639 posts
3/18/2006 6:23 am

Punish me...

(She is a very lucky woman to have you)


absolutelynormal 56F
6563 posts
3/18/2006 7:58 am

Sorceror, The idea of not having much to draw on is to get you to actually read the blogs!! I'm trading with Kissmystuff!! All I can say about what you wrote for me is, you'd have to catch me first!! OK That's it!!! I'm having EXIT ONLY tattoo'd on my backside! It does take a while to get these dare things done, but it was a lot of fun. : ) Mac


NSAAddict 42F

3/18/2006 8:30 am

Sorceror: That was HOT!! I'll take those strings anyday Thanks for being such a good sport and simultaneously turning me on first thing in the morning


rm_metalmama69 42F
3878 posts
3/18/2006 8:45 am



TabithaElectra79 37F

3/18/2006 10:19 am

3 hours???!! I think you need a visit from a doctor!


Sorceror07 54M

3/18/2006 11:34 am

you get a guy to do that with you and i'm sure you'll say more than that

...That which does not kill me merely pisses me off!...


Sorceror07 54M

3/18/2006 11:35 am

    Quoting mycin62:
    HEll YEAH!!! I'm in!!
we aims to please

...That which does not kill me merely pisses me off!...


Sorceror07 54M

3/18/2006 11:42 am

    Quoting Valdrane78:
    Imma vent a bit in yer blog.

    I am fucking tired of lame ass blogs getting recognition here. Like those of BonNuit2 and that Fake ass Samantha broad. I swear there cannot be 2 faker people around the A-FF blogs than these two, it is fucking pathetic. And it is even more pathetic that the readers of blogville follow this crap like lemmings.

    I find it extremely refreshing that people like you Sorce post original stuff that has neither fake nore useless crap, you post blogs that are readable and interesting, no matter how insane it is (and that is a part that I love)

    I also find it disturbing, that I am one of the few (if any) that will actually come out and say this. I know I ain't the only non-chump around here, and if I am, then I am sad for my fellow readers.

    QUIT BEING LEMMINGS READERS!!! GET A GRIP AND QUIT BELIEVING EVERYTHING YOU SEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Luv you Bro.
    I apologize for my rant in your blog.
i haven't been to bon's blog, been to sam's though... too many polls for me (i prefer holes, not polls ) ok, jokes aside... i don't really care what other people do or how the system handles them and the rankings and such... i'm only concerned with what "I" do as no one else answers to me, except me.

don't let the stupid shit others do upset you, especially if it has no impact on you or those you care about. let them have their fun, self gratification and mental masterbation ...it's their choice what they do with their time anyways. as to everyone else out there, they will do what they believe is right, just like you and i do.

it's all good bro

rock on V!

...That which does not kill me merely pisses me off!...


Sorceror07 54M

3/18/2006 11:45 am

    Quoting champagnechaser:
    Punish me...

    (She is a very lucky woman to have you)
au contraire'! ...it is "I" that is the lucky one

and i'm not going to punish you.... but i am going to DARE YOU!

YOUR dare is to make a blog about the most kinkiest sex act you have ever done... to make it even more fun you can ask the readers to post their kinkiest sex act as well... i'll be sure to post to that one too lol!

...That which does not kill me merely pisses me off!...


Sorceror07 54M

3/18/2006 11:49 am

    Quoting absolutelynormal:
    Sorceror, The idea of not having much to draw on is to get you to actually read the blogs!! I'm trading with Kissmystuff!! All I can say about what you wrote for me is, you'd have to catch me first!! OK That's it!!! I'm having EXIT ONLY tattoo'd on my backside! It does take a while to get these dare things done, but it was a lot of fun. : ) Mac
sorry, only have enough chocolate for one however, i can leave out the butt plug play

there, better now?

...That which does not kill me merely pisses me off!...


Sorceror07 54M

3/18/2006 11:50 am

    Quoting NSAAddict:
    Sorceror: That was HOT!! I'll take those strings anyday Thanks for being such a good sport and simultaneously turning me on first thing in the morning
another satisfied customer you are welcome... i've haven't worked this hard on a blog in months! i'm glad you liked my efforts

...That which does not kill me merely pisses me off!...


Sorceror07 54M

3/18/2006 11:58 am




?* o-o



...That which does not kill me merely pisses me off!...


Sorceror07 54M

3/18/2006 8:50 pm

well... anything worth doing is worth doing right eh?

...That which does not kill me merely pisses me off!...


mangomamiCT 41F

3/18/2006 9:08 pm

Hmmmm how did you know I love the jelly ones ? !


MrNuttz05 49M

3/18/2006 11:21 pm

Geez, Sorceror... You are going to be a BUSY man I hope you have been eating your vegetables or did you just clone yourself??? ROCK ON, DUDE! ROCK ON!


Sorceror07 54M

3/18/2006 11:26 pm

    Quoting NaughtyBlonde78:
    oh, damn!! I missed my chance for some excellent fantasy material!
sorry but i'm sure there'll be plenty of chances for fantasy ideas and material in the future

...That which does not kill me merely pisses me off!...


Sorceror07 54M

3/18/2006 11:37 pm

    Quoting humboldthonni:
    Sorceror, that was a great read. Glad you took your time.
wow! thanks i'm glad that you liked it too! and thanks for linking it too, that was most awesome of you *hugz*

...That which does not kill me merely pisses me off!...


Sorceror07 54M

3/19/2006 12:33 am

    Quoting mangomamiCT:
    Hmmmm how did you know I love the jelly ones ? !
i read your blog about your dildo cheating on you and followed the link... it looked like one or at least believed it to be a jelly

educated guess i'll call it

...That which does not kill me merely pisses me off!...


Sorceror07 54M

3/19/2006 12:38 am

    Quoting MrNuttz05:
    Geez, Sorceror... You are going to be a BUSY man I hope you have been eating your vegetables or did you just clone yourself??? ROCK ON, DUDE! ROCK ON!
i'm always busy lol! ...just not in THAT way though yep... guess i'll have to clone myself

...That which does not kill me merely pisses me off!...


Sorceror07 54M

3/19/2006 1:16 am

oh... i'll put more than a smile on your face, my lovely pet

...That which does not kill me merely pisses me off!...


Sorceror07 54M

3/19/2006 3:06 am

thanks! i'm pleased you like it

...That which does not kill me merely pisses me off!...


rm_metalmama69 42F
3878 posts
3/19/2006 5:18 am

    Quoting Sorceror07:
    oh... i'll put more than a smile on your face, my lovely pet
Yes, I would like that very much! I'm on my way, my love!


MWWwantsmore 51F

3/19/2006 9:13 am

HMM I like that Reminds me of the naked baby oil wrestling I once did
But I also like the one for mycin62


Seriously_Real 48M

3/19/2006 10:29 am

Now THAT's what I call being prepared. Nice work.

--Seriously


Sorceror07 54M

3/19/2006 11:45 am

    Quoting MWWwantsmore:
    HMM I like that Reminds me of the naked baby oil wrestling I once did
    But I also like the one for mycin62
< (with a rakish grin) both are some of my "finer" work merely scratching the surface there though

...That which does not kill me merely pisses me off!...


Sorceror07 54M

3/19/2006 11:48 am

    Quoting Seriously_Real:
    Now THAT's what I call being prepared. Nice work.

    --Seriously
thanks!

i'm no boyscout, but i'm ALWAYS prepared

...That which does not kill me merely pisses me off!...


runzwithknives 59F

3/20/2006 8:29 am

Damn, I missed it too
Very nice and what fun!!!


Sorceror07 54M

3/20/2006 9:58 am

    Quoting runzwithknives:
    Damn, I missed it too
    Very nice and what fun!!!
that's ok... this stuff rolls around here all the time lol! just keep an eye out for it

...That which does not kill me merely pisses me off!...


MillsShipsGayly 51M

3/20/2006 10:01 am

Do you need a Sous-Dom .. kind of like a sous chef but different
BETTER


Sorceror07 54M

3/20/2006 1:34 pm

    Quoting MillsShipsGayly:
    Do you need a Sous-Dom .. kind of like a sous chef but different
    BETTER
for this crew? absolutely! i'm streched rather thin... thanks for the help! appreciate it bro!

...That which does not kill me merely pisses me off!...


3noangels 58G

3/21/2006 8:28 am

Did you forget to do US? Are you still in practise, or did you take down your Shingle? Did we cum too late for the Doctor to cum in fur a visit? Ifin you do drop bi you will need to reed all 3 pages to understand the symptoms...
Love,Peace,Prayers
Sue, Patty, Carol


Sorceror07 54M

3/21/2006 11:26 am

    Quoting 3noangels:
    Did you forget to do US? Are you still in practise, or did you take down your Shingle? Did we cum too late for the Doctor to cum in fur a visit? Ifin you do drop bi you will need to reed all 3 pages to understand the symptoms...
    Love,Peace,Prayers
    Sue, Patty, Carol
i think this is a job to bring Michael_IG65 in on!

michael...HELP!!!!!!!!

...That which does not kill me merely pisses me off!...


_Safira 53F
11260 posts
3/21/2006 10:26 pm

I triple-dog dare you ...

Oh, and you two get over to my blog and ask me a "wicked" question.

This is my blog - Comes With Warning Labels. There are many like it, but this one is mine.

RECOMMENDED READING: A F F ... The Only Site For Me?


keithcancook 60M
17718 posts
3/22/2006 7:27 am

Hello Sorceror, Honni sent me here. She shoulda put a disclaimer that the link was to a post geared for females... Oh well. You do write creatively so the visit was worthwhile.

Blog On!


Sorceror07 54M

3/22/2006 9:26 am

    Quoting _Safira:
    I triple-dog dare you ...

    Oh, and you two get over to my blog and ask me a "wicked" question.
already did

...That which does not kill me merely pisses me off!...


Sorceror07 54M

3/22/2006 9:29 am

    Quoting keithcancook:
    Hello Sorceror, Honni sent me here. She shoulda put a disclaimer that the link was to a post geared for females... Oh well. You do write creatively so the visit was worthwhile.

    Blog On!
lol! yeah, definitley geared for the females (as per the dare as well) thank god! ...thanks for stopping by and enjoying

rock on!

...That which does not kill me merely pisses me off!...


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