How TRAV made his Great Escape part 6... showdown at Val's DefJam Chop Shop and Monster Garage  

Sorceror07 54M
6063 posts
3/30/2006 8:34 am

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How TRAV made his Great Escape part 6... showdown at Val's DefJam Chop Shop and Monster Garage

The Misadventures of TravelinginTexas and Sorceror07

How TRAV made good his escape... part 5 "eve of the showdown"
How Trav made his great escape part 4 B....the jig is up! ...NOT!!!
How Trav made his great escape part 4 ....the jig is UP!
how Trav made his great escape, part 3
how Trav made his great escape, part 2
How TRAV made his great escape....
JAILBREAK!!!! ...TravellinginTexas has escaped prison!

valdrane78 “Sorce, what do you want done with this GTO? Want I should toss it in the compactor and erase the evidence?”
sorceror07 “let me think on that a few minutes….”
….1 minute
….2 minutes
….3 minutes
….4 minutes
….5 minutes
….6 minutes
Oldman1776: THUMP!! MMMMRRR!! THUMP!!
Sorce: “Naaa… she served us well, besides… micahbiguns would be pissed… can you tune it up, change the tires, detail it real nice, install some positraction and have it delivered back to his barn for us?”
Val: “Sure thing lol!”

(somewhere out there Micah breaths a sigh of relief!!)

Val: “So, what the hell are you doing with Oldman1776 there?”
Trav: “We’re on a mission from GOD!”
Val: “That explains the blues brother’s suits and the Lincoln…”
Sorce: “The suits we got from Michael_ig65 all other similarities are purely coincidental.”
Val: “Ummm… yeah…”
Trav: “Sorce, how are we dealing with those bounty hunters? Surely they aren’t going to play by the rules?”
Sorce: “What rules? Bwahahahah!”
Trav: “So? What are we going to do?”
Sorce: “WE need do nothing… we’re going to let NATURE take it’s course.”
Trav: “What the hell do you mean by THAT?”
Val: *laughing hysterically!*
Sorce: *grinning evilly*
Trav: “You going to explain to me what the hell is going on here?”
Sorce: “All in good time, my friend, all in due time.”
Trav: “ACK! The suspense is KILLING me!! …You might as well have put me in a round room and told me to pee in the corner!”
Oldman: THUMP!! MMMMRRR!! THUMP!! THUMP!! MMMMRRR!! THUMP!!
Sorce: “Ok… I’ll tell you… have you noticed anything around here that’s ODD?”
Trav: “Other than us you mean? Well… yes, I don’t see any critters, vermin or small furry creatures within a 5 mile radius of this place…”
Sorce: “Exactly….”

….meanwhile, outside in the back lot of Valdrane’s DefJam Chop Shop and Monster Garage….

Sniper-kitty: “meow” (you know, those boys are going to pull a fast one)
Bazooka-punk: “ff-ft, ththththth” (yes, I know that… they fight dirty)
Sniper-kitty: “meow” (we need to be verrrrrry clever)
Bazooka-punk: “ff-ft, ththththth” (I know, I’ve a plan!)
Sniper-kitty: “meow” (bushwhack them as they come out?)
Bazooka-punk: “ff-ft, ththththth” (exactly!)
Sniper-kitty: “meow” (ohhh! I like that plan!)
Bazooka-punk: “ff-ft, ththththth” (ok, I’ll take cover behind this burnt out Cavalier and blast them with my bazooka as they come out.)
Sniper-kitty: “meow” (what do you want me to do?)
Bazooka-punk: “ff-ft, ththththth” (You climb that tall tree over there, hide in the bird’s nest up there and cover me, shoot anyone that gets away.)
Sniper-kitty: “meow” (ummm… that’s awful large for a bird’s nest…
Bazooka-punk: “ff-ft, ththththth” (hmmm, now that you mention it… it IS rather large for a bird’s nest…
Sniper-kitty: “meow” (did you read that sign as we came in perchance?)
Bazooka-punk: “ff-ft, ththththth” (ummmm… I don’t know how to read, do you?)
Sniper-kitty: “meow” (ummm, no… probably nothing though…

American Bald Eagle #1: SCREAAAAAAAAAACHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! (it says NO HUNTING! American Bald Eagle Sanctuary mutha fuckas!)

Sniper-kitty & Bazooka-punk “ !!!!!!! “ (RUN AWAY!!! RUN AWAY!!!!)

American Bald Eagle #2: SCREAAAAAAAAAAAAACHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! (…dinner is served heheheh!)

…our heroes watched from a window as the fur was flying….
Sorce: “I love it when a plan comes together…”
Trav: “Gotta love Darwin… Natural selection in action!”

To be continued!


...That which does not kill me merely pisses me off!...


rm_metalmama69 42F
3878 posts
3/30/2006 10:24 am



Sorceror07 54M

3/30/2006 11:00 am

hehe! no cyber this time eh?

...That which does not kill me merely pisses me off!...


TTigerAtty 62M

3/30/2006 11:42 am

Ring***Ring***Ring***Ring

TTiger: "Glad you didn't destroy micahbiguns' '66 GTO! That would have been an absolute shame!"
Sorc: "Damn, man! Quit callin' us!"
TTiger: "Sorc, I managed to steal the sheriff's cell phone when he wasn't lookin'! Threw 'em off! They're trackin' calls on my cell phone, but those have stopped now! Pretty clever! Don't ya think?"
Sorc: "Did it ever happen to occur to your brilliant legal mind that they are now tracing calls from the sheriff's phone to determine who stole it from him?"
TTiger: "Oh shit! Better get off now!"


Sorceror07 54M

3/30/2006 1:14 pm

    Quoting TTigerAtty:
    Ring***Ring***Ring***Ring

    TTiger: "Glad you didn't destroy micahbiguns' '66 GTO! That would have been an absolute shame!"
    Sorc: "Damn, man! Quit callin' us!"
    TTiger: "Sorc, I managed to steal the sheriff's cell phone when he wasn't lookin'! Threw 'em off! They're trackin' calls on my cell phone, but those have stopped now! Pretty clever! Don't ya think?"
    Sorc: "Did it ever happen to occur to your brilliant legal mind that they are now tracing calls from the sheriff's phone to determine who stole it from him?"
    TTiger: "Oh shit! Better get off now!"
*turns to Trav* "dude... he makes a MUCH better legal mind than a criminal mind... don't cha think?"
Trav: "yeah, but i know you can show him."
Sorce: "yep! lol!"

...That which does not kill me merely pisses me off!...


rm_cru1972 44M
4407 posts
3/30/2006 5:18 pm

I've got ya natural selection, RIGHT HERE


willing2tryit42 40M
1141 posts
3/30/2006 5:52 pm

BEAUTIFUL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Sorceror07 54M

3/30/2006 6:03 pm

    Quoting rm_cru1972:
    I've got ya natural selection, RIGHT HERE
hehe! you have to admit, THAT wasn't expected!

...That which does not kill me merely pisses me off!...


Sorceror07 54M

3/30/2006 7:32 pm

    Quoting willing2tryit42:
    BEAUTIFUL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
glad you liked the environmentally friendly way that was handled lol!

...That which does not kill me merely pisses me off!...


rm_cru1972 44M
4407 posts
3/30/2006 7:34 pm

No it was not. Made me redo my entire reply. But...


Sorceror07 54M

3/30/2006 7:50 pm

    Quoting rm_cru1972:
    No it was not. Made me redo my entire reply. But...
happy to oblige my friend, and THAT was fun!!! thanks for giving me that direction to go in... i'm starting to suffer writer's burnout ... actually, i've lasted longer than i expected... usually i loose it around the 4th to 5th chapter and never get it back. is why i've never been able to do a novel. guess i have a touch of adhd eh? lol!

...That which does not kill me merely pisses me off!...


PrincessKarma 43F
6188 posts
3/30/2006 8:15 pm

I'm gonna need some more effective methods...

The Big Bang was the mother of all orgasms.PrincessKarma


Sorceror07 54M

3/31/2006 4:05 am

    Quoting PrincessKarma:
    I'm gonna need some more effective methods...
lol! they are almost TOO effective at is!

...That which does not kill me merely pisses me off!...


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