How TRAV made good his escape... part 5 "eve of the showdown"  

Sorceror07 54M
6063 posts
3/29/2006 4:17 pm

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How TRAV made good his escape... part 5 "eve of the showdown"

The Further Misadventures of TravelinginTexas and Sorceror07

How Trav made his great escape part 4 B....the jig is up! ...NOT!!!
How Trav made his great escape part 4 ....the jig is UP!
how Trav made his great escape, part 3
how Trav made his great escape, part 2
How TRAV made his great escape....
JAILBREAK!!!! ...TravellinginTexas has escaped prison!

travelingintexas: “Take that next exit, now!”
sorceror07: “Why? We don’t need gas and we have a fresh box of twinkies AND hoho’s too…”
Trav: “I got my reasons…”

Sorce pulled off the exit and drove a few miles until Trav told him where to turn… they pulled in front of a lovely well manicured cape cod style house.

Trav: “Turn the car around, pop the trunk and wait right here for me… I’ll be right back!”
Sorce: “Ok… if you say so…”

Trav walks up the stone walkway to the front door and rings the bell, as the door starts to open he bursts inside. For a moment, Sorce thought he saw a glimpse of a very startled oldman1776 !!! Sorce shook his head muttering, “Well, may as well add kidnapping to our shopping list of charges eh? Thanks Trav, you’re a real mama’s boy!”

Oldman: “Trav! You get out of here right now, or I’m calling the police!”
Trav: “I’m taking you to mzhunyhole
Oldman: “But I have a “T” off in an hour!”
Trav: “You pick GOLF over mom!”
Oldman: “I’m not going with you hoodlums! …They are taking you down and I’m not getting caught in the crossfire!”
Trav: “Ok, we can do this the easy way, or the hard way… which is it?”
Oldman: “I hope you’ve been eating your spinach, because if not I’m going to tag the floor with your ass!”
Trav: “I’m strong in the winkie ‘cause I eats me twinkie!”

Outside, Sorce heard a tussle coming from inside the house… Breaking glass… Shattering lamps… Crunching wood furniture… after about 5 minutes Trav comes out carrying a rolled up blanket over his shoulder, threw his burden into the trunk and got back into the car.

Trav: “Lets ROLL!”
Sorce: “What happened to your face man?”
Trav: “Nothing…”
Sorce: “You let him get the better of you, didn’t you!”
Trav: “Actually, …when he came at me, he slipped on the twinkie wrapper I left on his floor, but when he fell he grabbed me and we tumbled down the basement steps together and I broke the fall with my face…”
Sorce: “Yeah… right… he kicked the snot out of you!”
Trav: “Well… yeah… he did… but then his attention was diverted when he saw me bawling like a nancy-boy, and when he stopped pummeling my face, I head butted him into unconsciousness lol!”
Sorce: “You fight dirty!”
Trav: “Is there any other way?”
Sorce: “Hmmm….. nope! But if you think that bringing him is going to save you from the Wrath of Mom, you got another thing comin’!”

They hit the entrance ramp onto Pacific Coast Highway with the GTO doing 110mph…. Not stopping until they reached Big Bear to refill on gas, twinkies and to touch base with valdrane78

PING!
Val: “You guys are hot again, words out you’re on your way here… bounty hunters too”
Sorce: “Bad news… who’s after us?”
Val: “The squirrels, protect your nuts.”
Sorce: “Ok, I know how to deal with them… prepare “Operation Eagle’s Nest.”
Val: “Got it covered!”
Sorce: “How did word get out?”
Val: “Sorry, turns out we had a “mole” in the shop… but the vice grips, a car battery and a wet sponge made his tongue wiggle… now… he’s rat food.”
Sorce: “Good work amigo! I owe you one, …again!”
Val: “Yeah, you do! And I expect cash this time heheh!”
Sorce: “We’ll be there at precisely the appointed time… Ok bro, later!”
Val: “Later!”

PING! metalmama69
Sorce: “Hello, my pet…”

…and the windows of the Big Bear Cyber-cafĂ© steamed up…

meanwhile… back at the car…
Trav: “Damn, I have to take a leak!” …and he goes around to the trunk of the car and whips it out to whizzzzzz….
Oldman: THUMP!! THUMP!! BUMP!!! MMRRMRM!!! RR! MRMMM!!!
Trav: “Oh!! it’s a cloudburst man!”
Oldman: THUMP!! THUMP!! BUMP!!! MMRRMRM!!! RR! MRMMM!!!
Trav: *Farts uncontrollably*
Oldman: THUMP!! THUMP!! BUMP!!! MMRRMRM!!! RR! MRMMM!!! THUMP!! THUMP!! BUMP!!! MMRRMRM!!! RR! MRMMM!!!
Trav: “Ohhhh! Fuchi-capesta!!! Oy! My eyes are burning!”
Oldman: THUMP!! THUMP!! BUMP!!! MMRRMRM!!! RR! MRMMM!!!
Trav: “Whew! I better stop eating those rosary refries!”
Oldman: “ …….. “
Trav: “Ahhhhhh! (said like duke nuk’m) much better!”

They pulled up at Valdrane’s Def Jam Chop Shop & Monster Garage at 3am that evening (or morning actually)…

Val: “You’re early…”
Sorce: “We will need our sleep tonight… showdown tomorrow with the furry bunch gang.”
Trav: “Yeah, we’re going beaver hunting!”
Val: “Alright, here’s your car… and I must say given the circumstances… I’ve outdone myself.”

…and with that, he pulled the canvas off the car… and sorceror07 almost wept at it’s perfection!

Valdrane took them on a tour of the new vehicle… The 1961 Lincoln Suicide Door Sedan… “Lets start with the Oldsmobile 455 Big Block V8 SUPERCHARGED, with the following:.Bored 30 over forged pistons/piston rings/connecting rods
ported & polished top end adjustable rocker arms
custom headers
custom push-rods
upgraded springs
hi-flow oil pump
block bathed and honed
line honed and decked
3 angle valve job
fully balanced crank to flywheel
Bully stage 3 clutch
com lift
crank scraper
stroked
AND..................
Hotchkiss racing suspension.
On the Dyno, that engine set up, pulled 750 horses out of that engine.
So you could maybe get 800 on a good day
run Pirelli P Zero Nero Tires on those rims, self sealing and re-inflating too
one inch armor plate on the roof, 2 inch on the sides, hood and deck lid, 1 inch underneath. Bullet proof glass all around, even on the headlights.
custom 17" by 7" rims for the front and 17" 10" rims for the rear.”

“Interior and exterior it all looks very stock and lovingly restored to factory specs.”

He continued: “As for stereo, I fit you with 4 10: Audiobahn SE sub-woofers, a 4 channel 1500 Alpine amplifier, 2 Kenwood Excelon 1 tweeters with crossovers, RF 3.5" speakers hooked up to a 750 watt 4 channel Alpine Amplifier and 2 sets of Alpine 6"x9" speakers hooked to a 300 watt dual channel Kenwood Amplifier, all topped off with a Alpine deck with Cd, MP3 capabilities with remote..”

Pointing at the dashboard he added: “Here’s your armaments panel control: Sidewinder missiles, stinger missiles, chain gun front, 50 cal rear, caltrops dropper, oil sprayer, and something I call, The Eviscerater hehe! …press this (pointing at a green button) and a stainless steel cold forged hardened blade comes out of the hubcaps spinning with the wheels and will cut the tires and body of cars too close to you on the sides.”

valdrane78 laughed maniacally! “god I love this shit!”

Sorceror was stricken with awe… “Valdrane… you are a GOD!”
Val: “Yeah, I know…”

Oldman: THUMP!! MMMMRRR!! THUMP!!

To be continued… tomorrow, showdown at the car corral!


...That which does not kill me merely pisses me off!...


micahbiguns 50M

3/29/2006 5:07 pm

Nammit boy ya said you would return her good a s new but ya let Trav piss in her truunk WTF? Trav better watch out for those 18 wheelers cause one of em is me! And I am going to castrate him! roflmao


willing2tryit42 40M
1141 posts
3/29/2006 5:43 pm

UMMMMMMMM can I borrow your car saturday nite? I got a hot date!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


libgemOH 56M/52F

3/29/2006 6:07 pm

You mean to tell me, you're gonna go up against 2 widdle defendless sweet, furry, cuddly rodents???? The humanities man! -B


rm_cru1972 44M
4407 posts
3/29/2006 6:22 pm

"Operation Eagle's Nest" huh? I suppose We should go with.....


Valdrane78 38M

3/29/2006 11:26 pm

HAHA, look at that list of mods, who would be crazy enough to do it in real life..................

BANG! POW! BOOM! a study in useless knowledge and sick humor!
I want a damn soundtrack to my blog!


Sorceror07 54M

3/30/2006 6:09 am

    Quoting micahbiguns:
    Nammit boy ya said you would return her good a s new but ya let Trav piss in her truunk WTF? Trav better watch out for those 18 wheelers cause one of em is me! And I am going to castrate him! roflmao
considering that yours is the ONLY car that we HAVEN'T totalled during the course of this adventure, count your blessings lol! ...the GTO isn't out of the woods YET! bwahahahahah!

...That which does not kill me merely pisses me off!...


Sorceror07 54M

3/30/2006 6:10 am

    Quoting travelingintexas:
    Wooooo HOOOOOOOOO

    Wait...

    I so never cried like a Nancy girl... well... not much....

    Plus it was a ploy I tell ya! A trick! I wasnt really crying.... much....

    LMAO too much man Lets go get 'em!

    Trav

we're on a mission from god.... get ready to saddle up!

...That which does not kill me merely pisses me off!...


Sorceror07 54M

3/30/2006 6:11 am

    Quoting willing2tryit42:
    UMMMMMMMM can I borrow your car saturday nite? I got a hot date!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
we'll be using it then, but the GTO may be available lol!

...That which does not kill me merely pisses me off!...


Sorceror07 54M

3/30/2006 6:12 am

    Quoting libgemOH:
    You mean to tell me, you're gonna go up against 2 widdle defendless sweet, furry, cuddly rodents???? The humanities man! -B
rodents? rodents!!!?? we dont need no stinkin RODENTS!

...That which does not kill me merely pisses me off!...


Sorceror07 54M

3/30/2006 6:13 am

    Quoting rm_cru1972:
    "Operation Eagle's Nest" huh? I suppose We should go with.....
well, if we called it "Operation Junk Yard Dog" it would give the game away...

...DOH!!

...That which does not kill me merely pisses me off!...


Sorceror07 54M

3/30/2006 6:14 am

    Quoting NaughtyBlonde78:
    omg, Sorce...can this adventure actually get any better?? WAY too much fun!!
i don't know.... it just comes off my fingers like this lol! half the time i don't even know what i'm going to type until after i type it!

...That which does not kill me merely pisses me off!...


Sorceror07 54M

3/30/2006 6:16 am

    Quoting Valdrane78:
    HAHA, look at that list of mods, who would be crazy enough to do it in real life..................
i know of only ONE man who would be....

...That which does not kill me merely pisses me off!...


Sorceror07 54M

3/30/2006 6:18 am

    Quoting rm_mzhunyhole:
    You're bringing Clark to me...OMG what should I wear???...wait...you're trying to get my mind off of whupping Trav's ass!!!!Tried to pull a fast one...didn't ya???
i told him it wouldn't work!

...That which does not kill me merely pisses me off!...


rm_metalmama69 42F
3878 posts
3/30/2006 7:23 am

Cyber sex is getting OLD!!!


Sorceror07 54M

3/30/2006 8:39 am

hang on! only 5 more days till we get there for the hot tub party...

besides... tabithaelectra79 will be there soon to play with you before then

...That which does not kill me merely pisses me off!...


PrincessKarma 43F
6188 posts
3/30/2006 9:11 am

*still tracking 'em down*

Kenwood? *PERK* Alpine?

The Big Bang was the mother of all orgasms.PrincessKarma


Sorceror07 54M

3/30/2006 9:40 am

    Quoting PrincessKarma:
    *still tracking 'em down*

    Kenwood? *PERK* Alpine?
want a ride, little girl?

...That which does not kill me merely pisses me off!...


TTigerAtty 62M

3/30/2006 11:15 am

Ring***Ring***Ring***Ring

TTiger: "Sorc, that you?"
Sorc: "Did Kennedy go to Dallas? Fuck yes it's me man? Who'd ya think?"
TTiger: "This will be quick! They are tracing my calls out of this place, and they are trying to determine your location by working with Cingular and looking at the cell towers that are relaying the phone signal."
Sorc: "Well, I knew that a long time ago! Quit callin' so damned much!"
TTiger: "Well, we gotta problem! Remember that $360 million Powerball ticket you bought back in Arizona?"
Sorc: "Yep!"
TTiger: "Well it was the winner last night! And it was the ONLY winner too!"
Sorc: "Where's the damned ticket, man?"
TTiger: "Still on my desk at the office, but I'm locked up. Don't know who to trust with it!"
Sorc: "What about one of your law firm partners?"
TTiger: "Are you kiddin', Sorc! They're lawyers!"
Sorc: "Ah yes, I see what you mean!"
TTiger: "I don't know what to do or who to trust! Whadda ya think?"
Sorc: "Let me talk it over with 3T!"
TTiger: "Who the fuck is 3T?"
Sorc: "Oh, that's Trav. I call him 3T, a nickname for travelingintexaswithtwinkies!"
TTiger: "Ha! Ha! Better get off now! Keep runnin', Sorc! Don't think you'd like it in the slammer!"


Sorceror07 54M

3/30/2006 1:12 pm

    Quoting TTigerAtty:
    Ring***Ring***Ring***Ring

    TTiger: "Sorc, that you?"
    Sorc: "Did Kennedy go to Dallas? Fuck yes it's me man? Who'd ya think?"
    TTiger: "This will be quick! They are tracing my calls out of this place, and they are trying to determine your location by working with Cingular and looking at the cell towers that are relaying the phone signal."
    Sorc: "Well, I knew that a long time ago! Quit callin' so damned much!"
    TTiger: "Well, we gotta problem! Remember that $360 million Powerball ticket you bought back in Arizona?"
    Sorc: "Yep!"
    TTiger: "Well it was the winner last night! And it was the ONLY winner too!"
    Sorc: "Where's the damned ticket, man?"
    TTiger: "Still on my desk at the office, but I'm locked up. Don't know who to trust with it!"
    Sorc: "What about one of your law firm partners?"
    TTiger: "Are you kiddin', Sorc! They're lawyers!"
    Sorc: "Ah yes, I see what you mean!"
    TTiger: "I don't know what to do or who to trust! Whadda ya think?"
    Sorc: "Let me talk it over with 3T!"
    TTiger: "Who the fuck is 3T?"
    Sorc: "Oh, that's Trav. I call him 3T, a nickname for travelingintexaswithtwinkies!"
    TTiger: "Ha! Ha! Better get off now! Keep runnin', Sorc! Don't think you'd like it in the slammer!"
no prob, i got a plan! keep cool and DON'T put your back up against the outside cell wall

Trav... you save that school girl outfit? Tiger's going to need a disguise you know...

...That which does not kill me merely pisses me off!...


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