Additional Services Added..... Euthanesia Services..... Doc is in  

Sorceror07 54M
6063 posts
1/16/2006 6:20 pm

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Additional Services Added..... Euthanesia Services..... Doc is in

Due to the popularity of Euthanesia Services..... the doctor is in , Jack Death Incorporated is expanding it's menu of services. Various requests for "special lower cost services" has allowed us to explore various other possibilities for all your blogging needs.

11. The Orgasmatron: due to it's popularity and frequent use, our deluxe orgasmatron, the only one existing on planet earth, has been totally discombobulated and rather permanantly malfunctioned. We apologize for the inconvience that this may cause... however; we have a solution. one of our leading employees, in fact, our top ranking agent has volunteered to operate the "manual orgasmatron". due to the extreme hazards in operating this archaic contraption, we must pay him double overtime and hazardous duty pay, as it sometimes will take the "operator" with it, additionally depending on the client, this service may take weeks... cost: $1 US per day. **female clients only

12. Lets Get Biblical: A good old fashioned old testamant stoning! let ye who are truely innocent cast the first stone... 500 sheckels

13. Musical Torture: we tie you to a chair in a soundproof room, duct tape headphones to your ears and around your head and force feed you B-Gees, Olivia Newton-John, ABBA and Osmond Family music until your brain hemmorages. 150 pounds sterling

14. Ancient Rome: yes, you guessed it... cruxifiction! (getting hung upside down is extra, we had to lease the rights from Paul's estate) 1000 lirea

15. Ancient Greece: Hemlock Tea, made popular by Socrates. It's the philosophocal way to go! 1000 piestas banquet at an extra charge 75 piastas per plate and will include ancient greek fare mmm! yummy! definitely a feast worthy of an last meal

16. Witch Hunt: Burnt at the stake. 100 pfennings and a woodpile.

17. The Judge Roy Bean: You are arrested, given a fair trial and pronounced guilty as charged, and suitably sentenced: You will be hung by the neck until you are dead and may God have mercy on your soul. GROUP DISCOUNTS AVAILABLE!!!!!
2 bits US gold standard.

18. Death by NASCAR: You have to drive around Sorceror07's neighborhood the next day after a major televised NASCAR race.... on a uni-cycle. $250 US

19. The Rock and Roll Send Off! all the sex and drugs and rock and roll you can possibly handle... and then quadruple it. We will party you until you are fucked to death, OD on the forbidden substance of your choosing... or the loud head banging music makes you go tone deaf. if the latter happens you automatically get a #13 substitution. $750 US

and our latest service...

20. The AnEnigma517 ... all the blogland survivors who have not gotten around to taking advantage of our unique services or faking their own death will Blog You To Death. $100 in any currency.

be the first one on your block to enjoy a #20!!!


...That which does not kill me merely pisses me off!...


rm_Blue_Leopard 43F

1/16/2006 7:31 pm

Ummm... wasn't #15 made popular by Socrates? Plato was just his publicist, as I recall... and there should be a Banquet added for an extra charge


Sorceror07 54M

1/16/2006 10:29 pm

    Quoting rm_Blue_Leopard:
    Ummm... wasn't #15 made popular by Socrates? Plato was just his publicist, as I recall... and there should be a Banquet added for an extra charge
yes!! it was.... i made a serious error there lol! my greco roman history professor would be so dissapointed in me... i will make the necessary corrections forthwith AND add the banquet at 75 piastas a plate

...That which does not kill me merely pisses me off!...


rm_FreeLove999 46F
16127 posts
1/17/2006 2:29 am

hmmm.... i think i'll just opt for a nap...! whenever i get the urge nowadays to stop blogging, i just remind myself i need to rest. lack of proper rest is proving to be the source of many demons...



[blog freelove999]


Sorceror07 54M

1/17/2006 2:57 am

    Quoting rm_FreeLove999:
    hmmm.... i think i'll just opt for a nap...! whenever i get the urge nowadays to stop blogging, i just remind myself i need to rest. lack of proper rest is proving to be the source of many demons...
lol! plenty of time for sleep in the grave eh? idle hands are evil hands, get busy bloggin!

...That which does not kill me merely pisses me off!...


rm_madabdul 32M
15 posts
1/17/2006 3:24 am



He he he #21 death by suicide bomber! He he he! nothing like a nice messy death eh???

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rm_madabdul 32M
15 posts
1/17/2006 3:28 am



He he he #21 death by suicide bomber! He he he! nothing like a nice messy death eh??? What happenned? the bomb did not go off properly! Try again!

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tillerbabe 55F

1/17/2006 3:33 am


Sorceror07 54M

1/17/2006 5:15 am

    Quoting rm_madabdul:


    He he he #21 death by suicide bomber! He he he! nothing like a nice messy death eh???

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    ~~~~~KABOOM!~~~~~~~
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lol! ...i know who you are... i saw the inline rollerblade tracks! nice try, too bad it was a dud ...gave me enough time to get into the bomb shelter before the 2nd one went off lol!!!

...That which does not kill me merely pisses me off!...


Sorceror07 54M

1/17/2006 5:16 am

tiller, just stopped in for shopping? or merely browsing?

roflmao!

...That which does not kill me merely pisses me off!...


rm_metalmama69 42F
3878 posts
1/17/2006 6:46 am

Hey Sorceror....one guess as to which of your methods I would choose!


Sorceror07 54M

1/17/2006 7:01 am

    Quoting rm_metalmama69:
    Hey Sorceror....one guess as to which of your methods I would choose!
it's either the rock and roll send off... or considering that the manual orgasmatron is owned and operated by none other than moi ... mmmmmm... *winks*

...That which does not kill me merely pisses me off!...


rm_metalmama69 42F
3878 posts
1/17/2006 5:44 pm

    Quoting Sorceror07:
    it's either the rock and roll send off... or considering that the manual orgasmatron is owned and operated by none other than moi ... mmmmmm... *winks*
I choose a delicious combination of both, I'd pay any price too. Ahhhh, to die with a bigger smile on my face than I already have!


longergirthy4u 51M
71 posts
1/18/2006 1:29 am

Hey Sorcerer, I believe any one of those or a combination of several would be preferable to the # 13, not including the # 11 though. That is unless I get to be the operater and I were to succumb during the operation of said # 11! And tha hell with tha hazardous duty pay!! The # 19 was looking darn pretty good until you added the threat of the # 13....


rm_FreeLove999 46F
16127 posts
1/18/2006 1:51 am

LOL! i think that's the first time ANYONE called ME an idle blogger





[blog freelove999]


Sorceror07 54M

1/18/2006 7:22 am

    Quoting rm_metalmama69:
    I choose a delicious combination of both, I'd pay any price too. Ahhhh, to die with a bigger smile on my face than I already have!
mmmm... special orders don't upset us.... that's our motto!

one rock 'n roll orgamatron cum'n right up!

....all other orders are on hold for a while, this one takes priority

...That which does not kill me merely pisses me off!...


Sorceror07 54M

1/18/2006 8:36 am

    Quoting rm_FreeLove999:
    LOL! i think that's the first time ANYONE called ME an idle blogger


lol! i said no such thing

...That which does not kill me merely pisses me off!...


Synn74 42F
1206 posts
1/18/2006 2:49 pm

ooohhhh if the KGB Won't kill me rock n rool one will



I welcome you to the House of Syn...


TabithaElectra79 37F

1/19/2006 1:59 pm

*GULP*

Runs like the wind to find a safe blog to hide in!


Sister_Act_4_You 37F/37F

1/19/2006 3:23 pm

Um....but I kinda like the Bee-Gee's and Abba; think I'll stick with my original choices from the Euthanasia Classic list....I'm still saving to get one of my two faves.


CelticKarma 43F
1350 posts
1/19/2006 5:02 pm

Ooooh... a #19 sounds good to me!

Or a #20... might hike me up the listings


Sorceror07 54M

1/20/2006 8:00 am

    Quoting Sister_Act_4_You:
    Um....but I kinda like the Bee-Gee's and Abba; think I'll stick with my original choices from the Euthanasia Classic list....I'm still saving to get one of my two faves.
correction has been made and your flight diverted to moscow

...That which does not kill me merely pisses me off!...


Sorceror07 54M

1/20/2006 8:02 am

    Quoting TabithaElectra79:
    *GULP*

    Runs like the wind to find a safe blog to hide in!


lol! you can run, but you can't hide

...That which does not kill me merely pisses me off!...


Sorceror07 54M

1/20/2006 8:05 am

    Quoting CelticKarma:
    Ooooh... a #19 sounds good to me!

    Or a #20... might hike me up the listings
joo vill have ze orgasmatron, und joo vill like it!

...That which does not kill me merely pisses me off!...


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