A Roman Toga Party!!?? with acts of such deprivation and disgust, decorum prohibits listing them...  

Sorceror07 54M
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2/2/2006 3:39 pm

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A Roman Toga Party!!?? with acts of such deprivation and disgust, decorum prohibits listing them...

it started with Michael_IG65's blog [post 223355] he purposely butchered Milton's Paradise Lost, which reminded me of a Donald Sutherland quote from Animal House, which prompted Michael to remind me of the ZIT scene with John Belushi... well, one thing leads to another and soon enough, i have something to blog about!

ahhh, my college daze (spelling with double entendre')

i will share an anecdote from my past, and i would like you to share one with me... tell me a factual wild and crazy story you really did or took part in... it can be from high school, college, the service, work ... anything goes!

first, starting a food fight in the frat house dining room was against the rules... specifically, hurling food at another person was, but i found a loophole... of course!

during dinner time, instant mashed potatoes was served often, and i HATED them... once in a while, i'd sit at the head of one of the tables when this "delicacy" was served and i'd hide a bowl under my chair... after the dishes were cleared there'd be general announcements... when it was my turn to speak i'd reveal the bowl of mashed potatoes and proclaim "I HATE THESE MASHED POTATOES!!!!" and i'd then smash the bowl into my own face, SPRAYING everyone in a 10' radius down the table and adjoining tables... my buddies Duke, and Bluto (strategically seated in other parts of the dining room, who also hoarded something to throw lol!) stood up and shouted "FOOD FIGHT!!!!" and hurled their inedible delectibles into the ceiling fans, spraying the rest of the people in the room...

what then ensued was pandemonium and mass hysteria as others who were in on it started hurling food while everyone else tried to run away and not get hit... omg!!! no wonder i didn't ever go to my classes! i was too busy being an Animal lol!

this type of thing happened at least once a month... the other rule was "those who participated in the food fight had to clean up the dining room" well, that made for more fun too, it was a perfect excuse to raid the kitchen freezer for ice cream when we were done

one of the more memorable food fights i started was the evening of parent weekend... and yes, my parents were there! and then there was the one on alumni weekend... and homecoming... and christmas/hanukkah/kwanzaa ... lol! lets just say that my antics didn't exactly contribute to the good standing of the house.

now... if you want to know why my frat nickname was Dr. Demento you will have to read Michael_IG65's blog [post 223355] ... and if you want to know why my roomate, Bluto, was also called "The Conducter" i can't... i'm sworn to secrecy on THAT one lol!!! however, i can freely discuss my role in that little extravaganza


...That which does not kill me merely pisses me off!...


MillsShipsGayly 51M

2/3/2006 9:10 am

Dr. Demento,
One thing leads to another and then another and another ....

You were crazier than I in college is my suspicion. In part that was becuase I was so in over my head at that prestigious CT school with all those preppy Andover and Exeter kids...

You asked for some funny school tidbits so here I go..

At the time, the school did not have fraternities or sororities but they had, as is well documented, senior societies .. some of them secret. And no, I wasn't in S&B.Nope the one I was in was acually FUN.

There were evenings driving where we all had to take turns in the shopping cart behind the car on the roads .. still can't believe I didn't shit in my pants on that one or that no one ever got killed.

There was driving the car on the sidewalk with a hooded 'tapped pledge' in the backseat and the officer saying .. he didn't give a fuck what we were doing OR who was driving (the guys last name is still a household company name .. lol) but that we almost hit 3 students and we were being taken into the precinct. That put a damper on things ....


Sorceror07 54M

2/3/2006 9:49 am

    Quoting MillsShipsGayly:
    Dr. Demento,
    One thing leads to another and then another and another ....

    You were crazier than I in college is my suspicion. In part that was becuase I was so in over my head at that prestigious CT school with all those preppy Andover and Exeter kids...

    You asked for some funny school tidbits so here I go..

    At the time, the school did not have fraternities or sororities but they had, as is well documented, senior societies .. some of them secret. And no, I wasn't in S&B.Nope the one I was in was acually FUN.

    There were evenings driving where we all had to take turns in the shopping cart behind the car on the roads .. still can't believe I didn't shit in my pants on that one or that no one ever got killed.

    There was driving the car on the sidewalk with a hooded 'tapped pledge' in the backseat and the officer saying .. he didn't give a fuck what we were doing OR who was driving (the guys last name is still a household company name .. lol) but that we almost hit 3 students and we were being taken into the precinct. That put a damper on things ....
preppsters.. yep, i know the type well too... we had lots of fun at their expence too lol! my frat house was full of them... and then, there was "the fearsome foursome" me, bluto, duke and the largeman (we called him that because he was a giant, and good to have around in a pinch) ...we weren't the only party animals in the house, but we were notorious

ahh, driving down sidewalks reminds me of "car surfing" down 13th street just off the U of F campus... with bluto on the hood duke hit 60 once... we were all tripping at the time... geez! it's a wonder any of us survived too! good thing i kinda knew how to surf eh? one time, when i wasn't along for the ride, they got popped by jonny law, i forgot the details though.... it wasn't good though heheh! bluto didn't drive much after that!

...That which does not kill me merely pisses me off!...


tillerbabe 55F

2/3/2006 6:32 pm

I think you and Michael need to "blow" each other and get it over with!


tillerbabe 55F

2/3/2006 6:33 pm

I'll "be back" with a story....


Sorceror07 54M

2/4/2006 12:02 am

    Quoting tillerbabe:
    I think you and Michael need to "blow" each other and get it over with!
!!!!!

...That which does not kill me merely pisses me off!...


keithcancook 60M
17718 posts
2/4/2006 10:59 am

Hmm, in high school I was suspended for three days for bringing a 30 inch boa constrictor in my coat. It was all good until I made the mistake of giving it to one of my mates for 5th period in another classroom. My careless friend got caught and I got in trouble.

If you would like to read an amusing college adventure that I posted in my early days I will provide the links. It was a series of short posts...

Stupid College Pranks, More Stupid College Pranks, and Stupid College Pranks (conclusion)

Blog On!


Sorceror07 54M

2/4/2006 1:15 pm

    Quoting keithcancook:
    Hmm, in high school I was suspended for three days for bringing a 30 inch boa constrictor in my coat. It was all good until I made the mistake of giving it to one of my mates for 5th period in another classroom. My careless friend got caught and I got in trouble.

    If you would like to read an amusing college adventure that I posted in my early days I will provide the links. It was a series of short posts...

    Stupid College Pranks, More Stupid College Pranks, and Stupid College Pranks (conclusion)

    Blog On!
keith! omg you're a wildman!

the boa reminds me of something i did... only i raided my old man's liquor cabinet snuck in a bottle of cutty sark scotch in 9th grade... me and my buddies drank it all during classes... it was so much fun i decided to do it again the next day... only this time none of my friends made it to school, i wonder why? lol! i wound up drinking 3/4 of it myself, got caught stumbling drunk, hauled into the dean's office and then... i puked all over it!

i was suspended for a week and on restriction all summer lol!

...That which does not kill me merely pisses me off!...


keithcancook 60M
17718 posts
2/4/2006 5:41 pm

and you're calling me a wildman?


TabithaElectra79 37F

2/5/2006 3:09 pm

I don't think i have any stories to share...

I am and was a good girl


Sorceror07 54M

2/5/2006 4:17 pm

well, you are

...That which does not kill me merely pisses me off!...


Sorceror07 54M

2/5/2006 9:57 pm

    Quoting TabithaElectra79:
    I don't think i have any stories to share...

    I am and was a good girl
oh? really now hang out with me and you won't be for long lol! i'm a baaaaaaaaaaaaad influence

...That which does not kill me merely pisses me off!...


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