Gators and Hurricanes  

SoljerBlu 39M
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9/21/2005 8:57 pm

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Gators and Hurricanes


I'm a Gator by birth. I was born in Gainesville when my Dad was the tight end on the football team. I grew up in St Pete. I don't like the U Miami Hurricanes. and I never feared them.
Rita is filling the Gulf right now w/ 200 mph winds. Katrina (ooh I just remembered the time that Tina and I shared her virginity on her daddy's 30' boat moored to the dock during one of those nearby hurricanes... both our families thought we were with them... but we spent the whole storm learning how to fuck) was the mean little sister to Rita.
Last year, Charlie hung a right into Charlotte and missed me. Then Frances and Jeane nicked me (but both beat the shit out of my brother in Vero Beach) and I still ain't been run down by any hurricane.. yet.
I guess I'm just like the folks in Kansas who say, "if the tornado runs my ass down, I'm fucked. If it misses.. I ain't." I will be in my house no matter what Florida throws at me.
So, Fuck them damn Hurricanes. Gators rule!
I guess I just love the panic of the wrath of God descending on the heads of the incredulous. We Gators just hunker down in the waller.

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