Dear Abby  

SoljerBlu 39M
134 posts
9/6/2005 5:55 pm

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Dear Abby


I know this is an embarrassing problem, but I'm at wit's end. My left hand has become insanely jealous of my right hand, and the non-cooperation is getting out of "hand". I tried to give Leftie time in the spotlight, but every time, Rightie decides now is a good time to light a cigarrette and pop a top, and Leftie just loses all concentration and then goes so nutsoid that he cons me into frogging Rightie just as he's lifting a new Heinie and of course after the Heinie hits the carpet I can't clean up this shit cause both the bad boys are whaling away at each other and I could barely type this damn letter. So, my question; Know any tall sexy broads in St Pete Fl good enough to distract these hands of mine so I can get something done?

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