All BOZOS on this bus  

SoljerBlu 39M
134 posts
9/20/2005 4:39 pm

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All BOZOS on this bus

Sorry about the obscure reference (it's from the title to a comedy album from the Firesign Theater troupe in 1969.. think precursors to Second City or SN. I think that's been my "philosophy of life". We are all Bozo the Clown, and the only time we get in trouble is when we think we're driving the bus. I decided a long time ago that I would just sit in the back of the bus in one of those cool kiddie seats with the steering wheel and the beep-beep horn and face backward and go beep-beep at everything we already passed. So I guess anything I write here should be considered as a semi-judgemental/derogatory beep-beep. But, not really. I've seen enough good shit from my fellow Bozos that my beep-beep just might be an "atta-boy, or you-go-girl". Don't ask me, decide for yourself.
But, seriously (or serious butt), I am pleasantly surprized at the quality of intellect and wit and humor I have found on this "dick and pussy show" site. I also am seriously disappointed that I ain't got fucked yet.
As an old mentor of mine used to say, "We ain't seen nothin' yet, and I cain't wait to see it!"

McClary 64M
881 posts
9/20/2005 9:00 pm

Come on man, get with the program. There's some guys just recycling plots back and forth masquerading as gals, too. Figure it out, will ya? You will never get anywhere with them, it's their friggin' job!

Now, moving along, there is one hell of a lot of losers in here, both men and women alike. Hell, there's even a lot of cons in here, as well. Realistictly though, don't get your hopes up, a lot of these kids are just learning.

So, where does that leave you?

Probably nowhere, man.

StreaktheFreak 38F

9/21/2005 5:51 am

firesign theater...lmfao....a friend of mine has recordings of them that we listen to that were transferred to mp3, also i think that there are also more recent things by them..

ring ring ring....thats the mayors phone

SoljerBlu 39M

9/22/2005 12:46 pm

Don't forget the classic line...

"Bailiff, whack his pee-pee!"

I'll have to look up some recent Firesign.

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