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Admiring the best
Admiring the best
I seem to have been denied this post for 2 days. So, I will now alter it. This is the original post with obvious changes. Isn't it amazing that I can wander all over this site and see thousands of "dingie-dongies" and "beautiful triangles of no bulges" but I can't say the words? I hope "copulate" is OK... or is it "consummate"? Anyway, here's a third try.
Someone said,"You lost me with baseball in the first line".
Many people don't understand what it's like to face a 100 mph fastball..
or try to throw a fifty yard spiral w/ a football,
or return a tennis serve that nicks the corner..
OR, live up to a Hard-On that can pump into a "FEMALE GENITALIA" for an "HOUR"...
There's the elite and the outstanding..
and there's the rest of us!
I know I can make a woman feel special and "ARRIVING AT A PLEASURABLE FEELING" harder than most times in her life in ten minutes...
There are many levels of excellence, and they are all tied to 'expectations'..
We can't all be 'all-stars'.
But we can be very competent players..
Yeah, I know, you women want ten inch "ATTACHED EXTENSIONS OF HARD ANATOMICAL CYLINDICAL_SHAPED BODY PARTS" that are hard for hours..
Too "MARRITAL RELATIONSHIPS" bad.. ain't many of those out there..and they're just for the 20's with the really tight "CURRENTLY UNUSED BIRTH CANALS"..
The rest of us schmucks just play 'city-league' games and have fun...
"KNOW IN THE BIBLICAL SENSE" us real.. or leave us alone!
Think this fecally-matter contaminated blog will fly?
10/28/2005 1:52 pm
OMG LMFAO...this is great...really...i must say that the denial of this blog has only served to improve it on its comedic level ...|
and really not every woman on here wants that which you discribe so well....
i want a lover who can take the time to evelope me in an inescapable bliss....those 10inchers want to get it is and pound away 70% of the time...the 20 of the remainder want to at least make sure you get wet first
hardly qualifying as a lover
10/28/2005 9:17 pm
Glad you enjoy my "maximally copulated" ravings.|
I ain't ever been much interested in just "marital relationshiping"
Well, maybe sometimes. It's all about who you can spend a lot of time with, and then wonder where the time went.
10/29/2005 5:50 pm
Sex mostly happens between average, ordinary people - men and women - surrounded by myths and hyperbole. Sometimes though such ordinary people can create ecstatic delights the gods themselves would envy.|