A "pig" stuy at the "Cow "Bank  

SoftcaramelT 52F
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4/4/2006 7:17 pm

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4/5/2006 11:32 am

A "pig" stuy at the "Cow "Bank


Well..I'll be damned..I went to the Wa ..moo bank in Bed Stuy and the dayum atm ate my ma's card. Dayum!..It gave me the money, the slip..but NOT the card. Sheet. I called my ma to explain. I held the phone away from my ear since my ma's voice was heard throughout the five boroughs of NYC. When she calmed down...we were able to come up with a plan. At 9:05 we entered the branch..not to rob it..but to get my ma's card back. Both of us use canes right now...HILARIOUS.So..into the cow bank we went. After 15 minutes with no progress..I left my ma with the only seat to sit down on in the lobby. I returned to my car to doze. 30 minutes later..my ma was still waitin'. I observed an undercover come in and out of the cow bank. He looked RIDICULOUS. I got peeved. Steam rose from my ears. I entered the bank and the bitch-ass manager had DISrespected my mother by talking to her condescendingly.I raised my mofo voice and cursed the byotch out.This sheet was a total INCONVENIENCE. The customer is always right. Here come the pig in the sty. I looked at the uc and intimidated him to the point where he stuttered. I pulled my badge out too. And?...The do you want to go to jail crap was squashed. The byotch clearly needed a new job and the pig in the stuy wasn't lookin' too good either. Turns out my ma has to wait for a new atm card because of the f'in atm machine. It literally ATE my ma's new atm card.She just got the"new" and "improved" gold(card) from the cow bank so...whatamess!..I wrote the crookedweavewearin' byotch up!
Sheet like dis only happens here in the stuy...And it certainly has become a "pig" over the proverbial "bed" stuy in the last decade. So much for DRAMA at the COW bank.MOOOOOOO.
Errand day...I am soooooo fu'in HORNY!! PEACE!

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